Best friend

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If you could pick anyone from futurama to be friends with, that is, if they were real, who would it be? I would pick fry, hes just cool and funny in himself!!

[#1 :]

Best friend from Futurama: Amy.
Best friend from Peel: Bianca.

[#2 :]

leela is my wife so she's also my best friend

[#3 :]

leela is my wife so she's also my best friend

WHAT THE??? 

[#4 :]

yeah true she's good and hot wife

[#5 :]

leela is my wife so she's also my best friend

Aren't you about 14?

Where's the number for social services...?

[#6 :]

It's my number.

[#7 :]

why we need here social services?

[#8 :]

If you could pick anyone from futurama to be friends with, who would it be? I would pick fry, hes just cool and funny in himself!!

This is so sad...
He's a DRAWING!
Why don't you try to make a real friend?!

[#9 :]

[#10 :]

Best friend from Futurama: Amy.
Best friend from Peel: Bianca.

Aww, you're my best friend from PEEL too

Also, yes, leelasbluehair, it is sad how much you want a cartoon character.

[#11 :]

If you could pick anyone from futurama to be friends with, who would it be? I would pick fry, hes just cool and funny in himself!!

This is so sad...
He's a DRAWING!
Why don't you try to make a real friend?!

If you actually read it, it says IF THEY WERE REAL and i already have over 20 'real' friends. I could even name them.

[#12 :]

why quote your own post

[#13 :]

Because it takes so much to get the message we are trying to make into your head!

[#14 :]

Oh lordy... Fry_lover98, I salute you. That "i already have over 20 'real' friends" line had me laughing for a good five minutes. And you could even name them! That's fantastic. Are they on Facejournal or Livebook or whatever the fucking thing is called? Or are they people who spoke to you once in real life? Or who you sat next to on the bus that one time?

Yes, I read the 'if they were real' part. Relevance? If my Aunty was a man she'd be my Uncle. She's not, so she ain't. It's still really really sad.

[#15 :]

Oh lordy... Fry_lover98, I salute you. That "i already have over 20 'real' friends" line had me laughing for a good five minutes. And you could even name them! That's fantastic. Are they on Facejournal or Livebook or whatever the fucking thing is called? Or are they people who spoke to you once in real life? Or who you sat next to on the bus that one time?

Yes, I read the 'if they were real' part. Relevance? If my Aunty was a man she'd be my Uncle. She's not, so she ain't. It's still really really sad.

[#16 :]

 

Such astonishing rapier wit!
Alas, a rapier will only make the Cold One a mite peeved.
If one wants even to get his attention, one needs to use a cutting instrument at least as substantial as a katana!

If a finger smiley is your best response, in this battle of wits... Bub, YOU'RE UNARMED!

Everyone else, be advised... 
I just had to use that image...

[#17 :]

Don't feed the troll?  You mean cold angel right?  He is totally being the troll in this case.  The kid asked a question which cold angel totally understands and just decided to be a mega dick about it.

The kid is 11 years old.  Does it make you feel more like a man to make fun of an 11 year old?  Really?  In case you forgot cold angel - you were SO pissed about how other peelers treated you that you "left forever" and now are saying much worse to this kid.

Grow up.

[#18 :]

Correction: The kid says he is 11 years old. This is the Internet after all and if comedians have taught me one thing about it it is that you should assume that everyone you talk to that isn't someone you know in real life is a balding middle-aged man in a too tight (read: size XXL or smaller) T-Shirt.

[#19 :]

I think everyone is missing the point. We were trying to explain to leelasbluehair that he is mental. You shouldn't be going off at Fry_lover98, she was just trying to fit in. She's much less annoying than leelasbluehair in my opinion.

[#20 :]

Slack - no.

Doesn't make me feel like a man, but amuses the hell out of me. I don't like kids. They're useless.

Other Peelers treat me like shit because of political views and the like. Not because of total top-down idiocy. My reason is better. And besides,

...I'm just trying to fit in!

[#21 :]

You wanted to be treated like an 11 year old newbie?

[#22 :]

No. I'm trying to be a bully like everyone else here. When in Rome, eh?

[#23 :]

leelasbluehair It's impossible to be married to a cartoon character. If if is possible, give us some logic. ($800 he'll be wrong)

[#24 :]

Maybe soon:
http://www.techradar.com/news/world-of-tech/man-fights-to-marry-cartoon-character-481085

http://www.news.com.au/technology/story/0,25642,24576437-5014239,00.html

[#25 :]

Sorry...
The article you have requested does not exist or is no longer available.

Wow, that's a rather interesting article.

[#26 :]

Fixed:

http://www.techradar.com/news/world-of-tech/man-fights-to-marry-cartoon-character-481085

http://www.news.com.au/technology/story/0,25642,24576437-5014239,00.html

[#27 :]

Woah, humans have really come off the hook.

[#28 :]

Several thousand years ago, in point of fact.
But consider: marrying a fictional character is probably mostly harmless... unlike the unnatural unions between man and animal which take place on certain Internet sites each day.

[#29 :]

I'm gonna have to yeech at that one

[#30 :]

Woah, humans have really come off the hook.

Perhaps, but WHO WAS PHONE??

[#31 :]

Please redo that comment I did not understand it much. iPhone, phoney, or just plain phone?

[#32 :]

I read somewhere that some guy married an inflatable anime character.

[#33 :]

No... nooo, it can't be. News is unreliable. Homo sapien sapien will never become that desperate.

[#34 :]

I repeat: unnatural unions between Man and Animal.

[#35 :]

You just had to repeat, didn't you.

[#36 :]

I married leela cos in my school all beautiful and bad girls got excluded

[#37 :]

No, you married Leela because you're a moron.

[#38 :]

You haven't married Leela. Stop making stupid things up. And give us logic, which I'm guessing won't be correct.

[#39 :]

I'm not moron I don't even believe in god I believe in st.crocodile