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« #42 : 03-07-2002 17:22 »
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Gatta go with Leela! Just so much more interesting than Amy.
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BrainSluggo
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« #43 : 03-07-2002 22:59 »
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I was just jacking on to--uh, I mean, reading--the "Futurama Paper Doll Book," and read this on the back:
Amy: "Who's the fairest in the galaxy? Gluh! I mean, Leela has a great personality, if you know what I mean, but just take a smeek at the super-reliable statistics, compiled by Yours Cutely, and I think you'll find that the facts speak for themselves."
Attitude--Amy: Perky; Leela: Smirky
Hair--Amy: Black and lustrous; Leela: Purple. 'Nuf said.
Eyes--Amy: Two; Leela: One
Nose--Amy: Small; Leela: Large
Bod--Amy: Buffed; Leela: Over-the-top, on the top
Genetic Makeup--Amy: The best money can buy; Leela: As of yet unknown
Fashion Sense--Amy: Impeccable; Leela: I mean, just look at those boots!
Availability--Amy: My heart belongs to Kiffy; Leela--Very
Dresses In--Amy: Dolce Gab-bot-na; Leela: Spandex
Draw yer own conclusions, my vote already made is.
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TheVoices
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« #47 : 03-08-2002 09:49 »
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Originally posted by BrainSluggo:
I was just jacking on to--uh, I mean, reading--the "Futurama Paper Doll Book," and read this on the back:
Amy: "Who's the fairest in the galaxy? Gluh! I mean, Leela has a great personality, if you know what I mean, but just take a smeek at the super-reliable statistics, compiled by Yours Cutely, and I think you'll find that the facts speak for themselves."
Attitude--Amy: Perky; Leela: Smirky
Hair--Amy: Black and lustrous; Leela: Purple. 'Nuf said.
Eyes--Amy: Two; Leela: One
Nose--Amy: Small; Leela: Large
Bod--Amy: Buffed; Leela: Over-the-top, on the top
Genetic Makeup--Amy: The best money can buy; Leela: As of yet unknown
Fashion Sense--Amy: Impeccable; Leela: I mean, just look at those boots!
Availability--Amy: My heart belongs to Kiffy; Leela--Very
Dresses In--Amy: Dolce Gab-bot-na; Leela: Spandex
Draw yer own conclusions, my vote already made is. yeah, but Amy's a slut 
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Teral
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« #63 : 03-10-2002 15:14 »
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Who did I vote for, take a wild guess. A little hint: She's intelligent, beautiful, strongwilled (some may say opinionated, but that's their problem) and resourceful. Her kindness, willingness to use brute force, caring for her friends and her blunt way of saying things just add on top of that. She has rescued the rest of the gang on numerous occations, kicked the crap out of the Zapper and has a soft spot for Fry. She looks exceptionally fine in a uniform, and let's not forget the purple ponytail!! |
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BrainSluggo
Starship Captain
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« #66 : 03-12-2002 14:58 »
« : 03-12-2002 23:00 »
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NIGHTLIFE
Amy: (jumps in your lap giggling) "I'm bored. Wanna go dancing and then do it all night?"
Leela: (glares at you) "Let's stay here and clean the ship's engines. Besides, you dance like a girl."
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EXPERIMENTATION
Amy: "Okay, sure...I've been a naughty girl! Wanna spank me? Oooh, just a sec! (whispers in your ear) I'll go get the ping-pong paddle!!" (guffaws and races off)
Leela: "You try that again and I'll neuter you. You sick, revolting pervert." (stomps out slamming the door)
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AT THE CLIMACTIC MOMENT
Amy: Lets you blip off all over her.
Leela: Breaks both of your arms because it got in her eye.
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MEET THE PARENTS
Amy:
Mr. Wong--"Okay, we walk in and catch you last night and you use wrong hole. How we have grandkids that way, smart boy?"
Mrs. Wong--"Here, we give you fifty dollars you do it bareback. In RIGHT hole."
Leela:
(Voices from the air duct)
Dad--"Look, honey, isn't that something? Our little sweetheart's having b***-sex!"
Mom--"WHAT? GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY DAUGHTER, YOU ***********!!"
(Tentacles shoot out of the air duct and squeeze your head until it bursts.)
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