Battle of the Office Babes... the POLL

[Reply #40 on:]

 

Originally posted by DrThunder88:
 I imagine you'd have baby oil working its way in there too.

No way Doc, I imagine I have ME working my way in there. On a warm day, there'd already be plenty of lubricant...mmm, salty!

To paraphrase my earlier comment: let's make a sandwich! They bring the buns, I'll bring the meat and the special sauce. (Yes, it DOES contain worm eggs, sort of.)

[Reply #41 on:]

Woah, leela is way in the lead but i still prefer amy though.   

[Reply #42 on:]

Gatta go with Leela!  Just so much more interesting than Amy.

[Reply #43 on:]

I was just jacking on to--uh, I mean, reading--the "Futurama Paper Doll Book," and read this on the back:

Amy: "Who's the fairest in the galaxy? Gluh! I mean, Leela has a great personality, if you know what I mean, but just take a smeek at the super-reliable statistics, compiled by Yours Cutely, and I think you'll find that the facts speak for themselves."

Attitude--Amy: Perky; Leela: Smirky
Hair--Amy: Black and lustrous; Leela: Purple. 'Nuf said.
Eyes--Amy: Two; Leela: One
Nose--Amy: Small; Leela: Large
Bod--Amy: Buffed; Leela: Over-the-top, on the top
Genetic Makeup--Amy: The best money can buy; Leela: As of yet unknown
Fashion Sense--Amy: Impeccable; Leela: I mean, just look at those boots!
Availability--Amy: My heart belongs to Kiffy; Leela--Very
Dresses In--Amy: Dolce Gab-bot-na; Leela: Spandex

Draw yer own conclusions, my vote already made is. 

[Reply #44 on:]

 

Originally posted by Nixorbo:
 Why doesn't Leela have a belly button?

she did, but it was very light, but i had to make the picture smaller to post here, and now you can't see it at all 

[Reply #45 on:]

Lee-La! Lee-La! Lee-La! Lee-La! Lee-La!

[Reply #46 on:]

Oh right! I voted for Amy. 

[Reply #47 on:]

 

Originally posted by BrainSluggo:
I was just jacking on to--uh, I mean, reading--the "Futurama Paper Doll Book," and read this on the back:

Amy: "Who's the fairest in the galaxy? Gluh! I mean, Leela has a great personality, if you know what I mean, but just take a smeek at the super-reliable statistics, compiled by Yours Cutely, and I think you'll find that the facts speak for themselves."

Attitude--Amy: Perky; Leela: Smirky
Hair--Amy: Black and lustrous; Leela: Purple. 'Nuf said.
Eyes--Amy: Two; Leela: One
Nose--Amy: Small; Leela: Large
Bod--Amy: Buffed; Leela: Over-the-top, on the top
Genetic Makeup--Amy: The best money can buy; Leela: As of yet unknown
Fashion Sense--Amy: Impeccable; Leela: I mean, just look at those boots!
Availability--Amy: My heart belongs to Kiffy; Leela--Very
Dresses In--Amy: Dolce Gab-bot-na; Leela: Spandex

Draw yer own conclusions, my vote already made is. 

yeah, but Amy's a slut   

[Reply #48 on:]

The out come of this poll was never in doubt.

[Reply #49 on:]

 

Originally posted by TheVoices:
 yeah, but Amy's a slut   

...so, what's your point? dude, i mean, she's hot so come on... 

[Reply #50 on:]

 

Originally posted by SpacemanSpiff:
 ...so, what's your point? dude, i mean, she's hot so come on...   

i guess she's okay for a quick session   

[Reply #51 on:]

That's okay, I guess, if a "quick session" is all you have to offer...

(Mrrrooowwwww, fft fft)

[Reply #52 on:]

[Martin Brundle]Oh-ho, bitch-y![/Martin Brundle] j/k 

[Reply #53 on:]

I knew the outcome was going to be (will be) Leela. Theres just too many fans here for amy to have a chance. Oh well.

[Reply #54 on:]

So next time start a poll called "vote for Leela" where you can only vote for Leela. That'd be a time-saver.

[Reply #55 on:]

 

Originally posted by Gilgamesh:
So next time start a poll called "vote for Leela" where you can only vote for Leela. That'd be a time-saver.

...but completely pointless   

[Reply #56 on:]

Hey, if you guys include robots...
make mine Angleine 

[Reply #57 on:]

You know we don't!

And another point to consider is meeting the parents... as long as you aren't a green alien with no bones like Kif, you aren't too bad in the Wong eyes. But if you favor Leela...

[Reply #58 on:]

that's some cool pic chump.

[Reply #59 on:]

tis now my avator!   

[Reply #60 on:]

Cool picture chump, cool avatar Venus 

[Reply #61 on:]

yum, leela! my vote isnt needed but what the hey.

[Reply #62 on:]

Well..i know this is a mans world but i will always support Leela! Go leela go leela ok i'll just go knit in a corner now

[Reply #63 on:]

Who did I vote for, take a wild guess. A little hint:

She's intelligent, beautiful, strongwilled (some may say opinionated, but that's their problem) and resourceful. Her kindness, willingness to use brute force, caring for her friends and her blunt way of saying things just add on top of that. She has rescued the rest of the gang on numerous occations, kicked the crap out of the Zapper and has a soft spot for Fry. She looks  exceptionally fine in a uniform, and let's not forget the purple ponytail!!

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Ah,yes, Leela     

[Reply #64 on:]

...Hermes?

[Reply #65 on:]

ha ha...good one F J

[Reply #66 on:]

NIGHTLIFE
Amy: (jumps in your lap giggling) "I'm bored. Wanna go dancing and then do it all night?"
Leela: (glares at you) "Let's stay here and clean the ship's engines. Besides, you dance like a girl."
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EXPERIMENTATION
Amy: "Okay, sure...I've been a naughty girl! Wanna spank me? Oooh, just a sec! (whispers in your ear) I'll go get the ping-pong paddle!!" (guffaws and races off)
Leela: "You try that again and I'll neuter you. You sick, revolting pervert." (stomps out slamming the door)
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AT THE CLIMACTIC MOMENT
Amy: Lets you blip off all over her.
Leela: Breaks both of your arms because it got in her eye.
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MEET THE PARENTS
Amy:
Mr. Wong--"Okay, we walk in and catch you last night and you use wrong hole. How we have grandkids that way, smart boy?"
Mrs. Wong--"Here, we give you fifty dollars you do it bareback. In RIGHT hole."
Leela:
(Voices from the air duct)
Dad--"Look, honey, isn't that something? Our little sweetheart's having b***-sex!"
Mom--"WHAT? GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY DAUGHTER, YOU ***********!!"
(Tentacles shoot out of the air duct and squeeze your head until it bursts.)

[Reply #67 on:]

What.. who ... in fact I don't want to know what's going on here.

[Reply #68 on:]

It's called "comparison shopping," baby. I edited it a little to make things clearer AND sicker than before. (I'll go get the ping-pong paddle.)

[Reply #69 on:]

The easier she's to get, the easier she's to lose.

[Reply #70 on:]

Still dude pretty sweet.

[Reply #71 on:]

 

Originally posted by Just Chris:
The easier she's to get, the easier she's to lose.

Amy would dump ya the first time a cute guy crossed her path. Sure it would be hard to win Leela over, but if you do you got her for life. pfff Love is the only answer. And For some reason I doubt Amy is looking for that.. me Vote LEELA!!!

[Reply #72 on:]

Although I agree with the Leela thing, would keeping Amy be more of a chalenge therefore keeping the exitement in th4e relationship?

[Reply #73 on:]

you call a constant fear of losing your love excitement?!

You can get excitement from other sources. The point isn't to get excited. it is to share the excitment with the one you love.

[Reply #74 on:]

I was just trying to bring a new fray to the argument I am not saying I believe in it. I believe as long as there is love that is all you need.

[Reply #75 on:]

.. Errr...  so you were egging me on? lol  heh heh

[Reply #76 on:]

In a manner of speaking in other words I was board :lol:

[Reply #77 on:]

Leelaleelaleelaleelaleelaleel aleelaleelaleelaleelaleela

[Reply #78 on:]

Brain Sluggo, you are one sick individual.

[Reply #79 on:]

Funny, me mum said the same thing. Thanks!