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suss6052
Starship Captain
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« Reply #2 on: 09-13-2008 21:01 »
« Last Edit on: 09-13-2008 21:13 »
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Um, wasn't the albino shouting gorilla supposed to be his own special way of announcing his love for MOM.... "Farnsworth: I love you, Mom. Let's grow ancient together.
Amy: Way to go, Professor. The plan worked.
Mom: Plan? What plan? I thought this was a spontaneous whirlwind of hot, dry sex.
Farnsworth: Look, it started out as a calculated plot to rummage through your underwear. But once I got in there, I found more -- much more. And now I want to shout our love from the rooftops. Perhaps I'll breed some sort of albino shouting gorilla.
Mom: (shouting) Get out of my house, you lying scum pile. I never want to see you again.
Farnsworth: But, dust cakes-- "
And that second one, was the professor's verbal attempt to create a replacement for Bender while he was working at Elzar's to repay the debt from their meal after Elzar blinded Leela (From Bender gets made)
oh and another strange line from the Professor: Being captain is about intuition and heart. A good captain can’t have either one. That’s why cold, logical Bender is perfect for the job.
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Frisco17
DOOP Secretary
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Farnsworth 1: "Oh, you'd like to get back to your evil universe, wouldn't you? And destroy your box with our universe inside it."
Farnsworth A: "Nonsense! I would never do such a thing unless you were already having been going to do that!"
Farnsworth 1: "Wha?"
Farnsworth A: "You heard me!"
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crimsonbanana
Crustacean
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All from BwaBB *getting crushed in deathball* 'Diamondillium it is!'
'Anyway, we're all going to die.'
Farnsworth: Now I've often said "Good news" when sending you on a mission of extreme danger. So when I say this anomaly is dangerous, you can imagine how dangerous I think this anomaly is. Hermes: Not dangerous at all? Farnsworth: Actually, quite dangerous indeed! Hermes: That is dangerous! Farnsworth: Indeed!
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suss6052
Starship Captain
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Farnsworth: Remarkable! According the high-precision digital chronograph it's July 9th, 1947, which would explain why the chronograph has turned into this pin-up calendar.
Bender: Wait a second. You mean we travelled through time?
Farnsworth: Doy! Some idiot must have put metal in the microwave--
Fry: Yo!
Farnsworth: And the microwave radiation, combined with the gravitons and graviolis from the supernova, blasted us through time itself.
Farnsworth: Yes, we tore the universe a new space-hole alright! But it's clenching shut fast. Our only hope to get back to our own time is to go through it in, oh, say ... [He looks at his watch.] ... exactly 24 hours.
Fry: Hey, and while we're on the base, I'll visit my grandfather, Enos. He was stationed at Roswell.
Farnsworth: Your grandfather? [He leaps up.] Stay away from him, you dim-witted monkey. You mustn't interfere with the past. Don't do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to do it. In which case, for the love of God, don't not do it!
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gluehut
Poppler
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i liked "dirt doesn't need luck"
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hansel
Crustacean
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"Let this abomination unto the lord begin!"
"Satan! You owe me!"
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hansel
Crustacean
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Professor isn't it time fpr your nap? YES DAMMIT! *snores*
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hansel
Crustacean
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"Good News Everyone! It's Hemmorhoids!"
When was that said?
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Turanga Joe
Crustacean
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I forget how it starts, but Professor rants about making an Atomic super-monster, with freeway on-ramps for arms, and a heart as black as coal! Huhwheeee!
Farnsworth: Better yet, I'll build someone to fill in for you. [He gets up and heads for the door.] Some kind of gamma-powered mechanical monster, with freeway on-ramps for arms and a heart as black as coal...
Farnsworth: Uh, wha? Oh, yes! They say madness runs in our family. Some even call me mad! And why? Because I dared to dream of my own race of atomic monsters. Atomic supermen with octagonal-shaped bodies that suck blood out of...
This.
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Tedward
Professor
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"Goodbye, cruel lamp!"
and
"Will said skills pay the bills?"
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Tedward
Professor
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Almost everything he says in Teenage Mutant Leela's Hurdles is sheer brilliance now that I think of it.
"Oh, I don't have time for this. I've got to go buy a single piece of fruit with a coupon and then return it, making people wait behind me while I complain."
"Fifty-three years old? Ohhh, now I'll need a fake ID to rent ultraporn..."
"Yes, I'd like to...MEET this Moose."
"I had a few beers, but I'm cool to drive."
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km73
Space Pope
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Merci. Figured it might be, but yeah. I really am due to watch some of the eps again. Also, off the top of my head, "Perhaps some sort of death clock." ..The quantum finish line truly is gold though.
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Tedward
Professor
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Almost everything he says in Teenage Mutant Leela's Hurdles is sheer brilliance Fixed.
Thank you for the correction. How right you are... "That steamed carrot was a bit spicy for me."
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Zippy the Wonderchimp
Poppler
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Leela: "But what happened to your old crew?"
Professor: "Oh those poor sons of bi..er...but that's not important now..."
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zoidbie
Crustacean
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i don't know if this is right but i'll give it a shot
professor everyone was in favor of taking out adolf hitlers brain but when you put it in a great white shark suddenly you've gone too far.
yepp that qualifies for the thread and is great in itself
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