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Godfella

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« Reply #40 on: 08-26-2008 02:10 »
« Last Edit on: 08-26-2008 02:11 »

Bender: "Hey my antenna's gone. No wait it's down here. I can't get any reception though. maybe if I wiggle it around..."
From "Anthology of Interest II"

TOTPD!
Godfella

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« Reply #41 on: 08-26-2008 20:33 »

Bender"Well if they aren't real then howcome when I was a kid I had a whole sticker book full of them?! Answer that with your precious logic!"
Smarty

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« Reply #42 on: 08-29-2008 02:45 »

Not my most fav, but I'm tired and goin' to bed.
Smarty

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« Reply #43 on: 08-29-2008 02:50 »

You, sir, have defaced a natural treasure! I insist you restore my buttocks to their former glory.
                      -- Bender
jbm

Bending Unit
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« Reply #44 on: 08-29-2008 03:06 »

I say the whole world must learn of our peaceful ways...by force!!!

--Bender
Cinimod

Bending Unit
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« Reply #45 on: 08-29-2008 15:00 »

(From the Game)
Bender : Hehe, That Guy won't be going home to his kids.
NastyInThePasty

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« Reply #46 on: 08-30-2008 03:38 »

(From the Game)
Bender : Hehe, That Guy won't be going home to his kids.

"This crystal has the power to heal...my empty WALLET!"
Frisco17

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« Reply #47 on: 08-30-2008 04:38 »

Bender: Bye bye, big blue ball of idiots.
no.9 man

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« Reply #48 on: 09-03-2008 19:37 »
« Last Edit on: 09-04-2008 18:16 »

Mine's more of a conversation between him and the robot devil in "The Devils hands are idol playthings":
Bender: (Blows Horn on his nose)
Leela: OMG i'm deaf!
Bender: HA HA HA (Blows horn on his nose again.Doesn't make noise.)
Devil: O how ironic that the horn should break after the first blow
Bender: O yeah well bite my shiny metal (Looks at Butt)...... O no!

Also the one Cinimod said from the game:
That guy won't be going home to his kids.
x.Bianca.x

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« Reply #49 on: 09-04-2008 10:58 »

Bender: None of your buisness, get off my back!
ALequalsGREAT

Starship Captain
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« Reply #50 on: 09-04-2008 14:29 »

"It's so unfair! A debonair robot with a zesty in-your-face outlook doomed to obscurity like the rest of you, especially Leela! If I died tomorrow, no one would even notice."
([scruffy]: I've never seen him so down...or ever before [/scruffy])
 
Frisco17

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« Reply #51 on: 09-05-2008 02:30 »

I love the random "especially Leela" part of that.
Rolandk73

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« Reply #52 on: 09-10-2008 21:36 »

Stupid anti-pimping laws
Girls :we love you
Shut up, baby, I know
Cinimod

Bending Unit
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« Reply #53 on: 09-14-2008 17:24 »

When Bender is connected to electricity.

Fender: You don't want to get addicted.
Bender: (while drinking and smoking) Don't worry, I don't have an addictive personality.
Frisco17

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« Reply #54 on: 09-14-2008 23:52 »

Everything he says in Spanish Fry is pure gold.
x.Bianca.x

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« Reply #55 on: 09-15-2008 11:25 »

"It's used to it, woooooooooooo!"
crimsonbanana

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« Reply #56 on: 09-17-2008 07:51 »

"That's using your ass!"

My friends have probably grown tired of hearing me repeat that phrase, or its variant: "Now you're using your ass!" I still find them very funny.
(Wish I remembered in which episode Bender says it.}

I think it was 'War is the H word' at the very end
Turanga Joe
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« Reply #57 on: 04-30-2009 18:11 »

These are all really funny. I don't have a favourite one, but I like "Hey sexy momma... wanna kill all humans?" And the robosexuals thing.
TitaniusAnglesmith

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« Reply #58 on: 04-30-2009 19:55 »

(Puts on crown)
We are not amused
(Takes off crown)

I think that one is from Less than Hero?
NastyInThePasty

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« Reply #59 on: 05-01-2009 12:24 »

Jimmy crack corn, and I don't care...

Fry crack corn, I still don't care...

Leela crack corn, and Bender is greeeeeeeeeeeeeat......

Take that you stupid corn!
happyvampyre

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« Reply #60 on: 05-02-2009 05:33 »

"I'll just take this set of 300 dollar burgarler tools then. So... When do you close?"

From 300 Big Boys
Bendersfan1221

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« Reply #61 on: 05-02-2009 16:15 »

There are so many it's hard to chose. I agree with Frisco about his lines in Spanish Fry. Here are some other favorites:

"Compare your lives to mine and then kill yourselves!"

I love this whole scene:

"Bender: Hey, Fry, I made you a candle with-- What the--? Oh, now I see! Now I get it. Now the pieces are falling into place: The office, the promotion, that dwarf in my book club who steals my opinions. It's all coming together now!

Bender: I must say, this opens my eyes. Another case closed, my dear Watson.

Fry: Morgan, come back! He's stuck in a loop.

Bender: For I was blind but now I see!

Bender: The cat's out of the bag now!

Morgan: Mr. Bender, about last night: That was just a ... a misunderstanding.

Bender: Oh, you didn't understand? Well let me explain. You ...... were having sex with you.
Scruffy@Jail

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« Reply #62 on: 05-06-2009 14:04 »

"What about me? Bender". Sentences when he says his name after a question is nice ^^
Frisco17

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« Reply #63 on: 05-06-2009 17:35 »

Bender: "I'm Bender, let's do it."

Best.....pick up line.....ever.
Chug a Bug

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« Reply #64 on: 05-09-2009 18:39 »
« Last Edit on: 05-09-2009 18:40 »

From Parasites Lost:

Bender: "Sorry you struck out, sausage link. If it's any consolation, my life is great! Babes! Bucks! I got it all!"

Fry: "Well, at least I learned Leela's a lost cause. I give up."

Bender: "There you go! Goodnight. I gotta get up early to go parasailing with movie stars!"

Bender1 from Universe1 (The Farnsworth Parabox: )

"Bite my glorious golden ass!"
Svip

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« Reply #65 on: 05-09-2009 18:46 »

Jimmy crack corn, and I don't care...

Fry crack corn, I still don't care...

Leela crack corn, and Bender is greeeeeeeeeeeeeat......

Take that you stupid corn!

Eeeh...

The text is:

Fry cracked corn and I don't care
Leela cracked corn and I still don't care
Bender cracked corn and he is great
Take that, you stupid corn!
voilet_star

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« Reply #66 on: 05-10-2009 16:17 »

'There we were in the park when suddenly some old lady says I stole her purse. I chucked the professor at her but she kept coming so i had to hit her with this purse i found'
hobbitboy

Sir Rank-a-Lot
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« Reply #67 on: 05-12-2009 10:29 »


   "And that's why the call me 'Bender the Magnificent'!"
Tedward

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« Reply #68 on: 05-13-2009 18:13 »

"Curse you, merciful Poseidon!"
hobbitboy

Sir Rank-a-Lot
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« Reply #69 on: 05-14-2009 12:34 »

"Nine, ten, a big fat hen. ... The name's Bender."

Pure class!
songficcer

Bending Unit
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« Reply #70 on: 05-25-2009 08:25 »

"I support and oppose many things, but not strongly enough to pick up a pen. "

Bender: You know its funny...
Fry: What?
Bender: Your wiener!

Amy: Ahh, don't blame yourself, Bender.
Bender: I don't blame myself. I blame all of you!
Amy: Us? How could you possibly blame us?
Bender: It ain't easy. It just proves how great I am. 

All from Bender's Big Score
Frisco17

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« Reply #71 on: 05-25-2009 15:48 »

Bender: "I don't tell you how to tell me what to do, so don't tell me how to do what you tell me to do."
Castel

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« Reply #72 on: 06-23-2009 16:07 »

"he's whipping angels now"

And this one :

Amy: "If you have even the slightest respect for the dignity of women

Bender: "Pfft"

Gorky

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« Reply #73 on: 08-04-2009 01:01 »

From "The Honking"...

Vladimir's Ghost: Come, Bender. You'll like being dead.

Bender: That's what they said about being alive!
Bender Rodriguez

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« Reply #74 on: 08-04-2009 18:59 »

"It's like I always say, make new friends, but keep the old, one is silver........ AND ONE IS GOLD!!!!" (hugs and cry)
Morgan_G19

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« Reply #75 on: 08-05-2009 15:32 »

Kif: It's a poisonous froad! No one move.

[He inflates his head. The froad screams and drops Bender]

Bender: I'm back, bay-beh!
seattlejohn01

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« Reply #76 on: 08-05-2009 23:10 »

I can't pick one; there's way too many classic Bender lines...
Morgan_G19

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« Reply #77 on: 08-06-2009 01:50 »

Then pick something which made you laughed the hardest
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #78 on: 08-06-2009 02:32 »

Geez, I can't win.  I ask you to marry me, but you don't respond.  Then you start nagging me, like we're already married... ;)

Bender: I can't keep running people over. I'm not famous enough to get away with it.

Morgan_G19

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« Reply #79 on: 08-06-2009 02:43 »

We can't get married... we haven't had sex yet
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