favorite line from bender

[Reply #40 on:]

Bender: "Hey my antenna's gone. No wait it's down here. I can't get any reception though. maybe if I wiggle it around..."
From "Anthology of Interest II"

TOTPD!

[Reply #41 on:]

Bender"Well if they aren't real then howcome when I was a kid I had a whole sticker book full of them?! Answer that with your precious logic!"

[Reply #42 on:]

Not my most fav, but I'm tired and goin' to bed.

[Reply #43 on:]

You, sir, have defaced a natural treasure! I insist you restore my buttocks to their former glory.
                      -- Bender

[Reply #44 on:]

I say the whole world must learn of our peaceful ways...by force!!!

--Bender

[Reply #45 on:]

(From the Game)
Bender : Hehe, That Guy won't be going home to his kids.

[Reply #46 on:]

(From the Game)
Bender : Hehe, That Guy won't be going home to his kids.

"This crystal has the power to heal...my empty WALLET!"

[Reply #47 on:]

Bender: Bye bye, big blue ball of idiots.

[Reply #48 on:]

Mine's more of a conversation between him and the robot devil in "The Devils hands are idol playthings":
Bender: (Blows Horn on his nose)
Leela: OMG i'm deaf!
Bender: HA HA HA (Blows horn on his nose again.Doesn't make noise.)
Devil: O how ironic that the horn should break after the first blow
Bender: O yeah well bite my shiny metal (Looks at Butt)...... O no!

Also the one Cinimod said from the game:
That guy won't be going home to his kids.

[Reply #49 on:]

Bender: None of your buisness, get off my back!

[Reply #50 on:]

"It's so unfair! A debonair robot with a zesty in-your-face outlook doomed to obscurity like the rest of you, especially Leela! If I died tomorrow, no one would even notice."
([scruffy]: I've never seen him so down...or ever before [/scruffy])
 

[Reply #51 on:]

I love the random "especially Leela" part of that.

[Reply #52 on:]

Stupid anti-pimping laws
Girls :we love you
Shut up, baby, I know

[Reply #53 on:]

When Bender is connected to electricity.

Fender: You don't want to get addicted.
Bender: (while drinking and smoking) Don't worry, I don't have an addictive personality.

[Reply #54 on:]

Everything he says in Spanish Fry is pure gold.

[Reply #55 on:]

"It's used to it, woooooooooooo!"

[Reply #56 on:]

"That's using your ass!"

My friends have probably grown tired of hearing me repeat that phrase, or its variant: "Now you're using your ass!" I still find them very funny.
(Wish I remembered in which episode Bender says it.}

I think it was 'War is the H word' at the very end

[Reply #57 on:]

These are all really funny. I don't have a favourite one, but I like "Hey sexy momma... wanna kill all humans?" And the robosexuals thing.

[Reply #58 on:]

(Puts on crown)
We are not amused
(Takes off crown)

I think that one is from Less than Hero?

[Reply #59 on:]

Jimmy crack corn, and I don't care...

Fry crack corn, I still don't care...

Leela crack corn, and Bender is greeeeeeeeeeeeeat......

Take that you stupid corn!

[Reply #60 on:]

"I'll just take this set of 300 dollar burgarler tools then. So... When do you close?"

From 300 Big Boys

[Reply #61 on:]

There are so many it's hard to chose. I agree with Frisco about his lines in Spanish Fry. Here are some other favorites:

"Compare your lives to mine and then kill yourselves!"

I love this whole scene:

"Bender: Hey, Fry, I made you a candle with-- What the--? Oh, now I see! Now I get it. Now the pieces are falling into place: The office, the promotion, that dwarf in my book club who steals my opinions. It's all coming together now!

Bender: I must say, this opens my eyes. Another case closed, my dear Watson.

Fry: Morgan, come back! He's stuck in a loop.

Bender: For I was blind but now I see!

Bender: The cat's out of the bag now!

Morgan: Mr. Bender, about last night: That was just a ... a misunderstanding.

Bender: Oh, you didn't understand? Well let me explain. You ...... were having sex with you.

[Reply #62 on:]

"What about me? Bender". Sentences when he says his name after a question is nice ^^

[Reply #63 on:]

Bender: "I'm Bender, let's do it."

Best.....pick up line.....ever.

[Reply #64 on:]

From Parasites Lost:

Bender: "Sorry you struck out, sausage link. If it's any consolation, my life is great! Babes! Bucks! I got it all!"

Fry: "Well, at least I learned Leela's a lost cause. I give up."

Bender: "There you go! Goodnight. I gotta get up early to go parasailing with movie stars!"

Bender1 from Universe1 (The Farnsworth Parabox: )

"Bite my glorious golden ass!"

[Reply #65 on:]

Jimmy crack corn, and I don't care...

Fry crack corn, I still don't care...

Leela crack corn, and Bender is greeeeeeeeeeeeeat......

Take that you stupid corn!

Eeeh...

The text is:

Fry cracked corn and I don't care
Leela cracked corn and I still don't care
Bender cracked corn and he is great
Take that, you stupid corn!

[Reply #66 on:]

'There we were in the park when suddenly some old lady says I stole her purse. I chucked the professor at her but she kept coming so i had to hit her with this purse i found'

[Reply #67 on:]

   "And that's why the call me 'Bender the Magnificent'!"

[Reply #68 on:]

"Curse you, merciful Poseidon!"

[Reply #69 on:]

"Nine, ten, a big fat hen. ... The name's Bender."

Pure class!

[Reply #70 on:]

"I support and oppose many things, but not strongly enough to pick up a pen. "

Bender: You know its funny...
Fry: What?
Bender: Your wiener!

Amy: Ahh, don't blame yourself, Bender.
Bender: I don't blame myself. I blame all of you!
Amy: Us? How could you possibly blame us?
Bender: It ain't easy. It just proves how great I am. 

All from Bender's Big Score

[Reply #71 on:]

Bender: "I don't tell you how to tell me what to do, so don't tell me how to do what you tell me to do."

[Reply #72 on:]

"he's whipping angels now"

And this one :

Amy: "If you have even the slightest respect for the dignity of women

Bender: "Pfft"

[Reply #73 on:]

From "The Honking"...

Vladimir's Ghost: Come, Bender. You'll like being dead.

Bender: That's what they said about being alive!

[Reply #74 on:]

"It's like I always say, make new friends, but keep the old, one is silver........ AND ONE IS GOLD!!!!" (hugs and cry)

[Reply #75 on:]

Kif: It's a poisonous froad! No one move.

[He inflates his head. The froad screams and drops Bender]

Bender: I'm back, bay-beh!

[Reply #76 on:]

I can't pick one; there's way too many classic Bender lines...

[Reply #77 on:]

Then pick something which made you laughed the hardest

[Reply #78 on:]

Geez, I can't win.  I ask you to marry me, but you don't respond.  Then you start nagging me, like we're already married... 

Bender: I can't keep running people over. I'm not famous enough to get away with it.

[Reply #79 on:]

We can't get married... we haven't had sex yet