Robot Jesus???

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I just want to make sure -- the Robot Jesus has been alluded to, but never seen, right?

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Nope. He was alluded to in "Future Stock" when they were having the robot bar mitzvah.

But, like Zombie Jesus, he has never been seen!

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you mean the "bot-mitzvah"? 

If Robot Jesus fought Zombie Jesus, who would win?

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I want to know who is going to play Robot Jesus, Harry Shearer or Hank Azaria???

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What if they used Sebastian Bach (From Skid Row? He was just in a national tour of J.C. Superstar, starring as Jesus 
That would be pretty great...

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Hermes' frequent exclamations include "Holy zombie Jesus!" and "Sweet zombie Jesus!" nevertheless, "robot Jesus" is a term that just doesn't ring a bell. Maybe it was mentioned in "Future Stock", as something that did NOT exist, but I really don't remember. (Need to re-watch the ep, to be sure.)

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Robot Jews believe that Robot Jesus was built and that he was a very well-programmed robot, but he wasn't their messiah.

And I didn't even look at the episode, promise. [Nudar]Nyah nyah nyah.   [/Nudar]

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Nice work 
I wasn't confident of my memory of that quote, but I will say: "Shalom, hunger! Shalom, free food!"

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Originally posted by ALequalsGREAT:
you mean the "bot-mitzvah"?   

If Robot Jesus fought Zombie Jesus, who would win?

bah! Why would they fight? robots don't have brains like humans thus there would be no reason that Zombie Jesus would fight Robot Jesus. But on the other hand its still possible for Robot Jesus to attack first... hmm i look forward to the day when Zombie's and Robots can peacefully co-exist

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But what about atomic-powered monsters? When to they get a lick of the brass ring?

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"Everyone's in favor of keeping Hitler's brain alive, but when you put it in the body of a great white shark, suddenly you've gone too far!"

on topic- They have to fight: there can be only one!

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Was't JESUS Jesus technically a zombie anyway, what with rising on the third day and all...

Hey, I might be on to something!

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Originally posted by ALequalsGREAT:
on topic- They have to fight: there can be only one!

So he's the Highlander now?

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Originally posted by Frisco17:
 So he's the Highlander now?

Of course not, that would be absurd!

I was just wondering who would survive, Zombie Jesus or Robot Jesus...
My money is on R.J.

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Robot Jesus would win... but the Chanukkah Zombie would kick both their asses. 

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you mean the "bot-mitzvah"? 

If Robot Jesus fought Zombie Jesus, who would win?

Robot Jesus. He would laser zombie in two and send him to zombie hell.

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you mean the "bot-mitzvah"? 

If Robot Jesus fought Zombie Jesus, who would win?

Robot Jesus would technically be an abomination unto God, as robots don;t have souls to save. And Zombie Jesus needn't necessarily be a decaying mound of feebly stirring flesh. He could be a superpowered resurrected corpse with the holy fire at his command, and legions of angels at his back. Or the other way round. So anyways.

Robot Jesus could be obliterated by Zombie Jesus - power overload. Lightning strike. Then again, if Robot Jesus got close enough to Zombie Jesus, he could probably crush him. Which might hurt a bit. But as a zombie, he's unkillable. So he'd still be able to use the lightning strike.

Wow. Zombie Jesus is practically a Pikachu.

Zombie Jesus vs. the Chanukah Zombie? Harder to call. But I think that as the Chanukah Zombie is at best a throwaway gag, Zombie Jesus would win, so that he could be in more episodes.

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Zombie Jesus Rules,  Robot Jesus even sounds boreing. Chanukah Zombie is ok, but i believe in Zombie Jesus.

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Don't think there ever will be a Robot Jesus.   Espiecally with Zombie Jesus around.   The Kwanzza Bot was the best of the lot! 

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Zombie Jesus vs. the Chanukah Zombie? Harder to call. But I think that as the Chanukah Zombie is at best a throwaway gag, Zombie Jesus would win, so that he could be in more episodes.

Chanukah Zombie was alluded to in A Tale of Two Santas... he then received his first appearance in Bender's Big Score... if he's a throwaway gag, he's mighty big.

Zombie Jesus is regular Jesus since in a way Jesus is a zombie... not in the brain eating way... in the coming back from the dead kind of way.... Chanukah Zombie is presumed to be of the brain eating variety.

Oh, and Farnsworth, not Hermes, is the one that makes exclamatory statements like "Sweet Zombie Jesus!"  Just for the record.

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But who would win in a fight? This is the key issue were are tackling here, Winna....

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im going to go out on a lim here and say zombie jesus, i mean hes the lesser(or greater depending how you look at it) form of jesus thats got to be worth something, zombie jesus is your winner, i have been known to be wrong before though

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When are we going to see the reptile space pope?

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We've seen him already.  He's briefly seen in Morbo's talk show introduction/montage in Bender's Game, and he's also seen on television (endorsing something, possibly the "educational video") during "I Dated A Robot."

Granted, he's never had a speaking role or anything....

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 Zombie Jesus would probably slay Robot Jesus' ass, if you ask me.

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Caution: pointless speculation.
Just came to my mind that Zombie Jesus could be what Jesus became after his second coming; he was needed to be crucified again and he became a zombie due to dying for the second time.
Professor is referring him as sweet Zombie Jesus as we are Jesus Christ.