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[Reply #320 on:]

I was wondering that, too, but since your artwork is so awesome there is probably a very good answer to the mystery at hand. 

[Reply #321 on:]

 

Originally posted by Decapodian:
 
No, the whole corpse under the bed thing was just the result of insanity rather then love.

Hmmm, maybe insanity caused by love...
or intense affection anyway...

*shrugs*

[Reply #322 on:]

 

Originally posted by km73:
 Hmmm, maybe insanity caused by love...
or intense affection anyway...

*shrugs*

I knew you'd say something like that and I prepared myself. Now prepare to meet your maker at the hands of my cat launcher!

*starts shooting cats at km73*

[Reply #323 on:]

 

Originally posted by Decapodian:
*starts shooting cats at km73*

Which would make it a catapult.
The use of which would be the catalyst, to put your adversary into a cataleptic state.
I'll stop now: I think it's pointless to catalog all the other categories of cataclysms resulting...

And, yes, the pun is the lowest form of humor.
I, uh... I'm... I'll just ooze back out under the door now...

[Reply #324 on:]

Something of a catechism, the cat pun.

[Reply #325 on:]

oh, we've barely scratched the surface of the cat puns, even though the Fanfic Masterpieces thread was littered with them...

...Cat launcher?

Good, I'll take a green-eyed shorthaired calico please, to replace my last one...and then maybe throw in a Japanese bobtail and a Scottish fold... awwww...

[Reply #326 on:]

 

Originally posted by km73:

Hmmm, maybe insanity caused by love...

Love is insanity. 

 

Originally posted by JBERGES:

Great, let's all paws to litter this ball of a thread with our tails of wordplay, and just whisk 'er away from the topic...

Actually, scratch this post; let's continue.

[Reply #327 on:]

 

Originally posted by coldangel_1:
What? What did I do?

This.

[Reply #328 on:]

I never did.

[Reply #329 on:]

 

Originally posted by km73:
...Cat launcher?

Good, I'll take a green-eyed shorthaired calico please, to replace my last one...and then maybe throw in a Japanese bobtail and a Scottish fold... awwww...

You're not supposed to like the cats I launch at you! Let's see if you feel so happy about this one!

*loads a fully grown tiger into the launcher. Slowly overbalances and falls over*

[Reply #330 on:]

Deca, if you don't stop hurling cats at me, I'm going to go boil a few lobsters.
And then feed them to a cat.

 

And because I feel compelled to say something on topic,

 

Originally posted by coldangel_1:
Are we calling Leela cold because she fell in love with Lars, or because she didn't try to hide the fact and lead Fry to think he still had a chance?

Neither; I think it was more the way she was flaunting him in Fry's face, and without of course knowing that it was him.

[Reply #331 on:]

Eh, she was just happy and excited.

[Reply #332 on:]

But still she knows how he feels about her. Leela doesn't need to flaunt the fact that she is dating someone who is not Fry around him. Yes she can feel happy and excited hell I know I more tha likely would too but she doesn't need lord it over Fry.

[Reply #333 on:]

You missed what I was saying earlier in relation to that.

[Reply #334 on:]

She just felt like rubbing it in Fry's face that he has to work off his ass off to get one date with her but a complete stranger just has to show up and she'll marry him.

[Reply #335 on:]

I disagree.

[Reply #336 on:]

 

Originally posted by coldangel_1:
I disagree.

I concur. In no way is she that cruel. Intentionally, anyway.

[Reply #337 on:]

 

Originally posted by Frisco17:

This.

Hm?



 

 

Originally posted by Tornadoboy:

I concur. In no way is she that cruel. Intentionally, anyway.

Sure she is. Women are cruel.

[Reply #338 on:]

Amy's hot...

[Reply #339 on:]

 

Originally posted by Tornadoboy:
 I concur. In no way is she that cruel. Intentionally, anyway.

Ohhh, I don't know, 

[Reply #340 on:]

 

Originally posted by Archonix:
Amy's hot...

Indeed. 

[Reply #341 on:]

She's figuring quite heavily in the next episode of parallel lives, too. More heavily than I originally planned. In fact it's safe to say the Fry+Leela shippers will hate me for most of it.

Yuh-huh.

Looks like we might not be buying the new Joint Strike Fighter. Damn shame.

[Reply #342 on:]

 

In fact it's safe to say the Fry+Leela shippers will hate me for most of it.

I can't wait to read it!

[Reply #343 on:]

Well, it's not like soylentOrange's not already rocking the anti-ship.

[Reply #344 on:]

To everything there is a season, a time for every purpose under heaven.

And it'll all end in fire.

[Reply #345 on:]

"I'll get his corpse and keep it underneath my bed. That'll prove I'm sane!"

Suddenly a lot more creepy ain't it?

ETA: Wheee, I'm an idiot who doublt-posts for no reason!

[Reply #346 on:]

 

Originally posted by Tornadoboy:
 I concur. In no way is she that cruel. Intentionally, anyway.

Yup.  Just like Fry, she has some growing up to do as well regarding relationships but in a different way.  I think she does not mean to hurt him but she does not have the foresight to realize how it makes Fry feel when she tells him how well her relationships are going.  He's her friend and she wants to share her happiness, that's what's in her mind at the moment. 

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Originally posted by Torgo:
 Ohhh, I don't know,   

Wow. That is one evil bitch. 

(What episode is that from, anyway?)

And FordMustang, I think you summed up my sentiment completely. 

[Reply #348 on:]

 

Originally posted by Tornadoboy:Wow. That is one evil bitch.   

(What episode is that from, anyway?)

"Hell Is Other Robots" ("I think it's time to re-aquaint Bender with a little something called sleaze!" )

[Reply #349 on:]

Ah, yes. How could I forget? 

[Reply #350 on:]

 

Originally posted by Archonix:

In fact it's safe to say the Fry+Leela shippers will hate me for most of it.

Bah. I don't believe you!

 

Originally posted by Archonix:

Amy's hot...

Bah. Women and their sadistic mind control...

 

Originally posted by Archonix:

And it'll all end in fire.

Bah. Not if I have a say in it.

Computer! Emergency protocol four-one-seven!

[Reply #351 on:]

... BAH!

[Reply #352 on:]

Very original. 

*sips on large Martini with too much vermouth*

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Originally posted by coldangel_1:
I disagree.

I think I'm the only person here who agrees with you and actually gets what you're saying.

[Reply #354 on:]

 

Originally posted by Frisco17:
 I think I'm the only person here who agrees with you and actually gets what you're saying.

Um...HELLO?!

 

Originally posted by Tornadoboy:
 I concur. In no way is she that cruel. Intentionally, anyway.

 

 

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Originally posted by Tornadoboy:Wow. That is one evil bitch.   

Aww, c'mon, be nice!

[Reply #356 on:]

Hey, I love Leela to pieces. But if it comes down to a situation where it's either her or me, it ain't gonna be me!

(Alright, it probably will be me...  )

[Reply #357 on:]

Leela's apparent coldness is all part of the formula for her character archetype; the tough, independent, sci-fi warrior woman. A female hero who has many characteristics of traditional male heroic stock characters, including their hard-arsed aloofness. As the genre dictates, if caught in a turn of events this warrior heroine will leave her wild, spiteful, cold ways when rescued by the main male character (or after almost losing him, or whatever) and transform into a loyal, loving woman.
The truth lies within the nebulous bounds of intertextuality.

[Reply #358 on:]

Bah. I prefer my damsels helpless and in a tower.

[Reply #359 on:]

 

Originally posted by coldangel_1:
Leela's apparent coldness is all part of the formula for her character archetype; the tough, independent, sci-fi warrior woman. A female hero who has many characteristics of traditional male heroic stock characters, including their hard-arsed aloofness. 

In many ways that is what makes the interaction between Leela and Phil so interesting-  they are the exact opposite of the classical sci fi hero and heroine.  The tough space warrior is the woman and the empathetic, perceptive (more than one would think) and gentle one (who winds up having to get rescued a lot) is the man.  It certainly
makes for a great friendship.  Fry helps Leela relax and be grounded a bit more.  Leela encourages Fry to improve himself.