Teral
Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary
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Zapp: "Here's to us poor schmoes, working for the man. Although she is a hot, sexy female man."
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ElGordo
Poppler
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"I am the Man With No Name...................Zapp Brannigan"
"Take them to the Laundry-Brig"
Classics!!!
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Teral
Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary
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Zapp: "Bray-vo. Encore."
Zapp: "Allright, Kif. Let's show these freaks what a bloated, run-away military budget can do!"
Zapp: "The enemy approaches. Lieutenant, fire missile 1 and recommend me for another medal. Make it gaudy, I'm going clubbing later." (Kif press a button nothing happens, he press it repeatedly, same result) Zapp: "Tick-tack!" Kif: "Sir, all planetary defenses have been disabled. Perhaps the Decapodians acquired our secret code (sarcastic) somehow." Zapp: "Well, Kif, stand by to take the blame ... steady ... steady ....... NOW!"
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Bushmeister
Professor
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Originally posted by bish: leela: you know zapp at first i thought you were a big pompous bufoon, but then i realised inside that bufoon was a pitiful child, but ourside that child was a big pompous bufoon (or summat to that effect) Zapp: and which one rocked your world.
Second.
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nerdlingus
Professor
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Zapp: The key to victory is the element of surprise , SURPRISE!
there is to many to list, zapp quotes rock (even down the pub!)
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blorks89
Crustacean
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Zapp:We morn the tragic loss of the omiconian young (munch,munch,munch,stuff) we share your pain... these would go grreat with gucamo Lrr:STOP EATTING OUT YOUNG! AND ITS PRONOUNSED GUCAMOLI!
Not quite a quote
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bish
Starship Captain
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« Reply #145 on: 02-27-2004 12:23 »
« Last Edit on: 02-27-2004 12:23 »
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Zapp: leela doesn't happen to administer any kind of bare bottom spanking does she?
Fry: no
Zapp: i was just wondering because i wouldn't want my comrades harmed. but if she did let me go in ur place
Zapp: a little tighter , tighter, tighter, perhaps a hard spanking is in order (amazonian woman hits him) Zapp: TOO HARD!!!!!!
Zapp: remeber kif the quickest way to a women's bed is through her parents, sleep with them and your in. Kif: ill try sir, im just a little nervous about meeting her family Zapp: thats natural,afterall your meek and uninteresting, until now you've gotten by on my left over charisma, scrounging off it like a tiny charisma parasite. Kif: i just hope they like me Zapp: and why wouldn't they,yes yes i know, tiny meek uninteresting, spare me your tedious life story kif. but above all have fun.
EDIT: now a proud bending unit
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Gorky
DOOP Secretary
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I can't remember the exact line, but one of my favorites has to be the whole run about Rock, Paper, Scissors in "Brannigan Begin Again". I also like this one from "War is the H-Word":
Zapp: I think you should know that I suffer from a very sexy learning disability. Kif, what do I call it?
Kif: (sighs) 'Sexlexia'
Most of Zapp's lines are funny simply because of the way Billy West plays him.
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Gorky
DOOP Secretary
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Thanks boingo 2000. That sounds about right. Also, most of Zapp's lines from "Brannigan Begin Again" were funny. I also enjoyed his line "What are you, gay?!" to Kif in "Amazon Women in the Mood".
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anosou
Crustacean
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Basically the above quote. The emphasis on You lay out my formal shorts is fantastic.
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