‘The Shipping News’, the Colditzer_1 Prize-winning thread by jlE. Xannie Archoulx

[Reply #160 on:]

I post a gay picture and it's gross, you post lesbian pictures and it's hot?

OMG

SEXISM

I'M SO TELLING

[Reply #161 on:]

 

Originally posted by SonicPanther:
I post a gay picture and it's gross, you post lesbian pictures and it's hot?

OMG

SEXISM

I'M SO TELLING

And of course I have to start the new page off with the pics in questions.

Face it, these are a lot better than shippy pics of Zapp/Fry...










Ralph 'pervert' Snart

[Reply #162 on:]

Zapp and Fry? Oh no. Oh God no.

[Reply #163 on:]

They exist. Unfortunately I've seen one. Yes. I said that. They're worse than what I did.

Also I think it's worth noting that I don't like any trek slash. Seven/Janeway is very very low down on my list of things that I want to see before I diem right in between Shatner's arse and the coronation of King Tony the First.

[Reply #164 on:]

 

Originally posted by SonicPanther:
I post a gay picture and it's gross, you post lesbian pictures and it's hot?

OMG

SEXISM

I'M SO TELLING

Straight males like to look at females. Not sexism. Just sexual orientation.

This has been Coldangel, the Bringer of Darkness & your guide to the world of facts.

[Reply #165 on:]

 

Originally posted by Archonix:
They exist. Unfortunately I've seen one. Yes. I said that. They're worse than what I did.

I'm pretty sure I know exactly what you're talking about. Stumbled upon it by accident. My eyes are still bleeding.

[Reply #166 on:]

I'm probably going to regret this, but now I really want to see that picture. Anyone got a link?

[Reply #167 on:]

Oh god there's Zapp/Fry stuff?!  Please, do not post the actual picture for the love of who ever you love! SP don't argue with the guys on female on female action drawings it's the only way they'll ever get see it particuairly if they're married.

[Reply #168 on:]

 

particuairly if they're married.

Ain't that the truth...

[Reply #169 on:]

Don't worry - even I'm not sick enough to spread the Zapp/Fry stuff. 

I'm afraid that it's stuff for adults and the site where such things are kept demands that all members be at least 18 years of age.

And however bad the pics are, the stories are worse... 

However, Zapp would probably treat Fry better than Leela ever has.  (Yes, I have to get my jabs in - Leela is still a cold, cruel, selfish, self-centered lout in my eyes.  TAKE THAT AND SMOKE IT, DXC!)

Archonix - if I remember correctly, you're the one who placed the Kirk/Spock bathtub pic on the former "Shippers" thread.  Why, all of a sudden, are you anti-Trek slash pics?

[Reply #170 on:]

   

Originally posted by Frisco17:
After seeing those pictures I almost miss the Star Trek stuff......almost.

Ah, now these pictures we can all enjoy.

   

Originally posted by coldangel_1:
I have an X-Files poster on my wall that says 'I Want to Believe'. And I truly do want to believe that Leela and Amy have frequent casual sex with each other.

As many of us do. It isn't really that far-fetched though. Considering the way they rip on each other (Amy) so much it means they want it bad. That or they really do want to kill each other.

Oh and Coldy, you still have to choose a winner of the Framegrab thread it's kinda dead until you do.

[Reply #171 on:]

 

Why, all of a sudden, are you anti-Trek slash pics?

I... was... making a point? Um... or perhaps I was just being silly and joining in the "fun". or... something.

I'll think of a decent excuse in a minute.

Just talk amongst yourselves...

[Reply #172 on:]

 

Originally posted by Ralph Snart:
And however bad the pics are, the stories are worse...   

Truly, the imagination is a far more vivid canvas then any internet picture.

[Reply #173 on:]

 

Originally posted by Bendersfan1221:
it's the only way they'll ever get see it

I have lesbian friends.   

[Reply #174 on:]

[edit]This message has been almost entirely and wholly erased by Xanfor, due to the fact that he wrote it whilst feeling excessively depressed and misogynistic after being forced to watch a few episodes from a boxed set of Sex and the City that a friend bought him as a gag Christmas gift. (Those girls just can't think for themselves, it's depressing!) Luckily, Xanfor has managed to exchange this gift for Doctor Who, Series Two. He's all better now, thank you very much! Following is the general misguided gist of his former post:[/edit]

Why can't I find a girl who loves me but at the same time won't find me sexually attractive?

[Reply #175 on:]

That's what mothers are for.

[Reply #176 on:]

 

Originally posted by coldangel_1:

You sick fuck. 

[Reply #177 on:]

Does the concept of platonic love scare you? Or did you actually mean "sex" and not "love" at all? 

[Reply #178 on:]

Your sentences disturb me.

I have no idea how you got to your conclusions. I'd ask, but being rather vain in these matters I'd feel much more secure if I already knew.

However, a few points:


• There is a difference between motherly love and romantic love, despite the fact both are platonic.
• There is also a difference between romantic love and sexual love.
These are differences I'd like to stress.

[Fry]I wanna stress these differences![/Fry]

Now I'm just gonna back out slowly from this E=mc³ world you've entered...

[Reply #179 on:]

This post is very bad.

It is a double post, which resulted from clicking 'quote' instead of 'edit'.

Do not read it under any circumstances.

[Reply #180 on:]

Ahh... you know why I hate the internet? Stuff never comes across right.

I read that you want someone to love you without being sexually attracted to you and assume that means non-erotic love, what the greeks might call agape, or the love of friendship and bonding and all that jazz. No sex involved, no romance as such. That's what mothers do, as well as close friends and the like. The modern idea of platonic love encompasses at least some of these aspects.

Now what you actually mean is something different to what you said, and what I mean is something different to what I implied (by accident) which is different, again, from what you inferred.

I misread a lack of sexual desire to be a lack of sexuality. I made the problem worse by being imprecise with my replies. Obviously I was wrong and confusing.

ETA: Basically I'm an idiot who can't read. 

Better?

[Reply #181 on:]

 

Originally posted by Archonix:

Now what you actually mean is something different to what you said, and what I mean is something different to what I implied (by accident) which is different, again, from what you inferred.

That came across right. Probably... (  )

Maybe. Anyway, now that that's all hunky dory, let's get on with it then, shall we? Allons-y, chop chop! Back to the ol' Shipper-fest! What with coldy's constant innuendo (zero of which I understand; zip, zilch, nil, and words synonymous with the previous three), and everyone's mad perceptions, oh, the fun never stops, does it now? Back on into the tulgy woods then, trot along, you lot!

See, all this is what happens when I forget to be pedantic. 

[Reply #182 on:]

If you want disturbing innuendo I should bring my wife here. She's decided to be a Leela/Zapp shipper just to piss everyone off. I don't think she actually means it seriously, though.

Then again...

[Reply #183 on:]

Acckkkk, I was drunk when I made that first post! Either that or extremely tired. No, wait, yes, that was it, tired. Very tired. Hadn't slept hardly since Christmas Day. Only said half of what it was I meant to say and the other half came out scrambled half peculiar!

Oh well. Glad the dispute's over, at any rate. So, how about Zapp then, wot wot?

He needs to mature as well. If he beats Fry to it, then who knows?...

Fascinating...

[Reply #184 on:]

 

Originally posted by Archonix:
If you want disturbing innuendo I should bring my wife here. She's decided to be a Leela/Zapp shipper just to piss everyone off. I don't think she actually means it seriously, though.

Like FemJesse?

[Reply #185 on:]

 

Originally posted by Archonix:

If you want disturbing innuendo I should bring my wife here. She's decided to be a Leela/Zapp shipper just to piss everyone off. I don't think she actually means it seriously, though.

Then again...

The anti-shippers:  Kryten and myself

The Amy/Leela shippers: Any living male

The Zapp/Leela shipper: Your wife.

If Zapp had played his cards right, he could have had Leela following him around like a love-sick puppy.  He has a position of power - something obviously very important to Leela.

Yeah, your wife has a point about a Zapp/Leela ship.

[Reply #186 on:]

I'm an anti-shipper? When did that happen?You'd think I would've told me.

[Reply #187 on:]

 

Originally posted by Kryten:

I'm an anti-shipper? When did that happen?You'd think I would've told me.

For some reason I thought you were listed as an anti-shipper over at Futurama Madhouse.

If I'm incorrect, then I shall retract that statement and offer the most profound appologies.

[Reply #188 on:]

It's okay. No harm done.

[Reply #189 on:]

 

Originally posted by Ralph Snart:
If Zapp had played his cards right, he could have had Leela following him around like a love-sick puppy.  He has a position of power - something obviously very important to Leela.

I tend to agree. She was pretty into him at first and I think she would have hooked up with him if he had treated her even a tiny bit like a human being. So the lesson here is even if you are extremely famous and powerful you can still fail when it comes to women if you act like a world class jack-ass.

[Reply #190 on:]

Time for a different kind of ship?





OK, that's stretching it a bit, but what the hey...

[Reply #191 on:]

Zoidberg's expression in the second one indicates a singular lack of apprecation by Decapodians for the wonder and majesty of the female human form.

EDITED for drunk typos. Mmmm... entire bottle of wine.

[Reply #192 on:]

 

Originally posted by Ralph Snart:
 The anti-shippers:  Kryten and myself

What happened to me on that list? What, so I'm off for a few days and suddenly I don't warrant listing?
*mocks offense*

[Reply #193 on:]

You used to be a shipper. Oh whatever became of the old jle?

 

[Reply #194 on:]

She died and went to hell, I shot her myself   

She also read a nice set of Trek Logs by a particular female captain...good stuff 

[Reply #195 on:]

Shiny and Spacecase will be very disappointed with you, jle.

[Leela]You've changed.[/Leela]

We know you're an Amy/Leela shipper.

If the series gets renewed, I'd love to see an arc where Amy and Leela become "Very Special Friends".

That should make Fry explode... 

[Reply #196 on:]

Nah, I don't ship them, I just think it's hot
*lewd guyish wink*
If it did happen though I might consider shipping it for more than the visual appeal though.
[Fry]What? I have urges too ya know[/Fry]

[Reply #197 on:]

Actually, Coldy, if I had any artistic talent at all, I would have doctored the second pic to add a little "cold sweat" to Zoidberg 

 

*lewd guyish wink*

What, is there any other kind?

[Reply #198 on:]

 

Originally posted by SonicPanther:
 They're not naked.

Aww.... I was gonna say that...

[Reply #199 on:]

Unlike me, you people have no taste.

No... wait... I have that backwards.