The Evil Conspiracy Against Pedro Thread

[#120 :]

 

Originally posted by SonicPanther:
 Are you being serious, or just being Coldangel?

Coldangel is never completely serious, nor is he ever completely joking.

[#121 :]

 

Originally posted by Ralph Snart:
For a real churner, try a Zapp/Fry fic (it really exists). 

[*Hurk*]
Please: I just ate...

Originally posted by Ralph Snart:
The Leela/Amy fic I read was... interesting.   

Uhm... Which one?

[#122 :]

 

Originally posted by SonicPanther:
I think Zapp is so straight he's not. There IS logic to that, but I couldn't for the life of me explain it.

It's called reaction formation in psychodynamic psychology, someone over compensates with a characteristic directly in opposition to their true intent. That's exactly the crux of my belief of why Zapp really is a screaming queen! 

As for out of the box shippy themes: Morbo/Morgan Proctor.

[#123 :]

   

Morbo/Morgan Proctor

YES

Only I don't have a grab of those two, so here's Morbo/(Linda?) instead:

   

[#124 :]

 

It's called reaction formation in psychodynamic psychology, someone over compensates with a characteristic directly in opposition to their true intent. That's exactly the crux of my belief of why Zapp really is a screaming queen!

Thanks, that's, um, what I meant to say 

Now with all that choice out there, the shippy community has to pick out a few causes to champion. I still maintain Farnsworth/Pazuzu, I mean come on, he put him through college!

[#125 :]

Pazuzu and Farnsworth that's an awesome idea, the image you posted of this was excellent!

[#126 :]

 

Originally posted by gaschief:
 It's called reaction formation in psychodynamic psychology, someone over compensates with a characteristic directly in opposition to their true intent. That's exactly the crux of my belief of why Zapp really is a screaming queen!   

Yes, that's exactly what I was thinking!

[#127 :]

Zapp/Fry? I doubt anyone is sick-minded enough to write a fic on those lines. Besides, Leela would be too jealous.

[#128 :]

 

Originally posted by SpaceCase:
 

Originally posted by Ralph Snart:
For a real churner, try a Zapp/Fry fic (it really exists).   

[*Hurk*]
Please: I just ate...

YOU IMAGINED IT... YOU CAN'T UN-IMAGINE IT!

[#129 :]

 

Originally posted by SonicPanther:
 Are you being serious, or just being Coldangel?

That's just Coldy's mind at work again. I think she was just trying to come up with a reason why it wouldn't work and she counldn't really come up with anything.

[#130 :]

 

Originally posted by Kryten:
YOU IMAGINED IT... YOU CAN'T UN-IMAGINE IT!

Actually not: I know for a fact that story exists.

[#131 :]

Who wrote it?

[#132 :]

 

Originally posted by Decapodian:
Who wrote it?

Don’t know; don’t care; don't want to.
It’s located at an... [*Ahem*] adult Futurama site, inappropriate for discussion on this forum.
Yes Virginia, there are such things out there. 

[#133 :]

 

Originally posted by Frisco17:
 That's just Coldy's mind at work again. I think she was just trying to come up with a reason why it wouldn't work and she counldn't really come up with anything.

Did... you just call me a 'she'?   

[#134 :]

I think the second sentence was referring to Leela.

[#135 :]

On the topic of mix-match couples, I would ship the Fry/Lucy Liubot relationship if it wasn't for Leela. They actually seemed kind of cute, as artificial as the relationship was.

[#136 :]

The artificiality was questionable due to the nature of robotic sentience in the 31st century, although that particular robot was less sentient than other free androids like Bender et al.

There is also the real Lucy Liu and Bender. They're a cute/strange couple. What would the preserved head of an actress and a girder-bending robot do for each other anyway?

[#137 :]

 

Originally posted by coldangel_1:
 Did... you just call me a 'she'?     

I was refering to Leela, not you Coldy.

[#138 :]

Yeah, I got it. Me is a moron.

[#139 :]

  Yes, Bender and Lucy Liu would be a cute couple if he didn't get so tired of women easily.  He has commitment issues.

[#140 :]

 

Originally posted by 1futuramafan1:
  Yes, Bender and Lucy Liu would be a cute couple if he didn't get so tired of women easily.  He has commitment issues.

Actually not: He has system clock issues. Bender’s processor’s run so fast, he can grow bored with someone much more quickly and efficiently than a human being.
 

[#141 :]

 

Originally posted by SpaceCase:

He has system clock issues. Bender’s processor’s run so fast, he can grow bored with someone much more quickly and efficiently than a human being.
   

Once again his mighty Robo-Powers are showcased.

[#142 :]

Here's a question, which I asked in the 'would you rather' thread but thought I'll, um, ax again here: would you rather have Fry marry Michelle or Leela marry Zapp?

[#143 :]

Decisions, decisions... I'll go with Fry/Michelle. Lesser of two evils. Anyone and Zapp is just too much!

[#144 :]

Eeeek! I've got ketchup to do!...

 

Originally posted by Frisco17:
As for the new title, I love it. It's such a ridiculously obscure reference. See that's the reason you run this thing, your a freakin genius. Just more evidence to support my theory that you aren't human.

Vworp... Vworp... Vworp...

 

Originally posted by bend_her:
See if you can force your GIF program to emit a separate colour table for each frame in the animation, Xanfor. That would take care of some of the graininess.

I will try that. Unfortunately, I deleted the .xcf file by mistake. Back to the drawing board, I suppose. To find the drawings...

Incidently, I saw your posts you made in off-topic a while ago... Are you an amatuer radio op?

 

Originally posted by coldangel_1:
Dammit, Vanessa Williams... I haven't heard that song for donkey's years... and now I have to dig out my dusty old cassettes and find it...

Damn you XANFOR!!!

Did someone curse my name?

 

Originally posted by bend_her:
Actually, most such cases involve death of the male, particularly among spiders. Other species do this too.

And then there are animals which emulate humans in their reproductive cycles...

 

Originally posted by Frida Waterfall:
  Men need women to do their laundry.   

I find that personally offensive!

 

Originally posted by km73:
I used to like it when coldangel and Xanfor would be going at each other...

I loved that too. My archnemesis... He was such a worthy adversary. 

 

Originally posted by Decapodian:
Somethings occured to me. If Leela and Fry get together and marry, then all the shippers who want Fry and Leela to marry will no longer have a purpose in life.

It'll lead to mass suicides, I tell you.

No, then we want children. Nine boys, twelve girls, minimum. At least two twins and one triplets. Four must be cyclopes.

 

Originally posted by coldangel_1:
It was her way of saying she prefers women.

Hey! She prefers women, you prefer women... A perfect match, you'd be!

 

Originally posted by Ralph Snart:
The Leela/Amy fic I read was... interesting.   

Soon to be pwned, I'm sure. (No, I'm not clarifying this. You wait and see.)

[#145 :]

Leela / Lister (red dwarf) for a shippy theme!

[#146 :]

Kochanski / Mr. Flibble

[#147 :]

 

Originally posted by Xanfor:
A perfect match, you'd be

Heh heh. That was rather Yoda-esque.

[#148 :]

 

No, then we want children. Nine boys, twelve girls, minimum. At least two twins and one triplets. Four must be cyclopes.

  You forgot to count how many more they'd adopt.

[#149 :]

 

Incidentally, I saw your posts you made in off-topic a while ago... Are you an amateur radio op?

Amateur, yes. Radio op: not quite, unless you count this as a radio. Heh, I sometimes like to brag about the ERP we get out of the thing 

 

Nine boys, twelve girls, minimum. At least two twins and one triplets. Four must be cyclopes.

And a field kitchen to feed them all! Don't forget that they'd also have about four dogs, a Nibbler, and at least one lizard.

[#150 :]

Why not five dogs?

[#151 :]

 

Originally posted by bend_her:

Heh, I sometimes like to brag about the ERP we get out of the thing   

Avast! A new sworn enemy! 

 

Originally posted by 1futuramafan1:

You forgot to count how many more they'd adopt.

I'd've thought that was a given? 

 

Originally posted by coldangel_1:

Heh heh. That was rather Yoda-esque.

Help you I can, yes.

[#152 :]

Shippy pic, anyone?

[#153 :]

This picture very much, I like.  Really changes the mood after reading JustNibblin''s latest fic.  Dancing happily, Fry and Leela are, and looking on cheerfully, Bender is.  Just being Bender. If you notice, dancing just as close friends, looks more like Fry and Leela are. 

Like that pic I really. Yes, hmmmmmmmm.

[#154 :]

 

Originally posted by Xanfor:
No, then we want children. Nine boys, twelve girls, minimum. At least two twins and one triplets. Four must be cyclopes.

Leela already has well over forty children with Kif and Amy, there's definitely more than four with only one eye, and you might be able to find two pairs of identical twins and one pair of identical triplets out of their litter.

 

Originally posted by 1futuramafan1:
You forgot to count how many more they'd adopt.

Fry was a parent for twelve orphans with Bender. I do recall him being called "mom"...

 

Originally posted by bend_her:
And a field kitchen to feed them all! Don't forget that they'd also have about four dogs, a Nibbler, and at least one lizard.

Leela said in "I Second that Emotion" that Nibbler loves to eat puppies, so I'm sure she's went through a few. Knowing how Nibbler is a giant black hole, Leela has probably used one of the lizards Fry said she'd buy her after saving his life and fed it to Nibbler.

I have no comment on the field kitchen.

*Edit- "Liter" is now changed to "Litter".

[#155 :]

 

Originally posted by Xanfor:
This picture very much, I like.  Really changes the mood after reading JustNibblin''s latest fic.  Dancing happily, Fry and Leela are, and looking on cheerfully, Bender is.  Just being Bender. If you notice, dancing just as close friends, looks more like Fry and Leela are. 

Like that pic I really. Yes, hmmmmmmmm.

Very annoying you are getting, hmm hmm, yes.

[#156 :]

Laugh out loud, I will...

Or did. Hmmm... 
'Worth coming into this thread for wasn't it...

Love the pic, Coldy, but you already know that 

[#157 :]

The broadcast order of episodes puts 300 Big Boys after The Farnsworth Parabox.
At the end of Parabox, Leela agrees to go on a date with Fry, and subsequently in 300BB we see them going out together to a few different places. Though this isn't really referred to, do we assume they were actually a couple for a period of time there?
Given that in Devil's Hands they don't seem to be dating any longer...

Also: What do you people think Leela would be like in bed? I think vigorous and a little violent, but without much imagination.

[#158 :]

My theory on post TFP is that they were basically dating, but not calling it dating.

[#159 :]

Ah. Like when the USA is pursuing global conquest, but not calling it global conquest.