Favorite Bender-ism

[on:]

Leela: Hey, guess who I just got off the videophone with?

Bender: No.

One word delivered properly sums up everything Bender is about: himself.  And I love him for it.

If you're disappointed not to see a whole list of quotes here, get busy!

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I love it when Gold & Silver bender go

dooooooooomed
*link arms*
doooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooomed

[Reply #2 on:]

One word: wiggles.

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There are a lot of Benderisms, and a lot of good Bender scenes. PEELers have collected a lot of them in threads like this, or this.

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me loves bender!!

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Originally posted by germanfryfan:
There are a lot of Benderisms, and a lot of good Bender scenes. PEELers have collected a lot of them in threads like this, or this.

Ganz recht GFF, but I couldn't find an open thread just for his quotes, like:

"I'm not allowed to sing. Court order."
What the hell did he have to do to get a gag order against singing?! LOL!

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BITE MY COLOSSAL METAL ASS! that one had me cracking up for a while

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Originally posted by HipNoJoe:

Ganz recht GFF, but I couldn't find an open thread just for his quotes, like:

"I'm not allowed to sing. Court order."
What the hell did he have to do to get a gag order against singing?! LOL!

Indeed. All other Bender quote-threads have been closed with the links I provided as reasoning. 

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Originally posted by HipNoJoe:
   

Originally posted by germanfryfan:
There are a lot of Benderisms, and a lot of good Bender scenes. PEELers have collected a lot of them in threads like this, or this.

Ganz recht GFF, but I couldn't find an open thread just for his quotes, like:

"I'm not allowed to sing. Court order."
What the hell did he have to do to get a gag order against singing?! LOL!

This would imply that there'd be no more of the whole Bender being stuck to the magnet joke then. Given that the line was actually from Leela's dream/subconscience, I doubt I'd take it seriously

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Wiggles,of course!
*smuggles the word "Wiggles"*

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Originally posted by germanfryfan:
There are a lot of Benderisms, and a lot of good Bender scenes. PEELers have collected a lot of them in threads like this, or this.