Doggirl

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I think he would get badly bankrupted and people would come in to see if he had any he didnt put in the bank and hid from them and finds out hes poor so they would eat him for dinner...
poor zoidberg. And it doesnt help how hermes make him pay for everything and never even pays him in the first place...
I HATE HERMES!!!!!!!!!!! HE COULD DIE IN A HOLE AND I WOULD LAUGH...
MWAAAAAHHHAHAAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!
Im going off topic arent I.
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gaschief

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Originally posted by Doggirl:
poor zoidberg. And it doesnt help how hermes make him pay for everything and never even pays him in the first place...
I HATE HERMES!!!!!!!!!!! HE COULD DIE IN A HOLE AND I WOULD LAUGH...
MWAAAAAHHHAHAAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!
Im going off topic arent I. Appropriately off topic. Hermes really is such a shit to Zoidberg, he doesnt deserve it. Zoidberg doesnt deserve to die! But I stand by my original entry on how he would die as this is the theme of the thread!
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gaschief

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Zoidberg will NEVER die due to SEX or Suicide he is far to lacking in will to manage either successfully
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Mangled

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if zoidberg were to die, i would say someone should eat him or turn him into lobster bisque or something of the sort
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gaschief

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He might fall in a garbage truck trying to salvage some scraps for a meal and get crushed, shell and all....ohh that sounds like a sore way to die..I just made myself sad!
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seattlejohn01

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« Reply #102 on: 07-15-2007 06:53 »
« Last Edit on: 07-15-2007 06:53 »
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With humans, yes. With Lobsters (particularly Dr. Zoidberg, who is always looking for something to eat), good question. He's eaten fish, worms, shoes, garbage, etc. I figure, if he found an all-you-can-eat buffet, he'd act like he did when he was given food while in captivity in "Roswell That Ends Well"; he wouldn't stop, he'd keep going until he croaked...
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gaschief

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Originally posted by seattlejohn01: I got it, I got it...Zoidberg stumbles into an all you can eat buffet, and he eats himself to death... This is the most Plausible way for Zoidy to die Ive heard yet! I reckon he would eat himself to death given the opportunity, he always goes about with this 'every meal is the last' philosophy! Top Marks SeattleJohn
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Alx_xlA

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Originally posted by saucie: I bet he dies at the Sardine on Mackarel action show.QUOTE]
There aren't any, remember? Zoidy ate the last ones.
I think that he would die as a martyr. Sort of. He should eat a bomb that is about to kill the entire crew of PX, then it would blow up inside him and vaporize his soft tissues, but leave his shell completely intact.
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zoidberg16

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when Hermes said he wanted a license to kill so he could string someone up with piano wire, how much you want to bet that bastard was going to try to kill zoidberg? Hermes can go f--- himself!
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Bigboysdontcry

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can anyone say lobster dinner, the PE crew would eat at an extravagant dinner party
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HypnoGlic

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Zoidberg wont die! He will find a cure for death because he is such a great doctor!!!! ; )
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Tinyjoshua

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hell die of bender thinking his a lobster and not zoidberg.
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