Which character is the weakest?

[Reply #40 on:]

Kif is no lnger funny.....

[Reply #41 on:]

i think brannagon is a pussy. he couldnt kill a fly

[Reply #42 on:]

Yes he could

[Reply #43 on:]

 

Originally posted by Decapodian:
Yes he could

i agree with you here Decapodian, just cause Zapp is stupid and incompetant doesn't mean he is incapable of killing.

[Reply #44 on:]

I've never seen Zapp actually fight anyone, he's more used to sending thousands of his own troops to their deaths

[Reply #45 on:]

He mentions that he was killing the Spidarians on 'Three Hundred Big Boys', what evidence do you have to support this claim Nicky Boy???

[Reply #46 on:]

Kiff doesn't make the show any worse though, it just adds to the story let him alone, aight peace

[Reply #47 on:]

Kiff, no doubt about it. He is no longer funny, and he is physically weak too.

PS: wow I have a new siggy!

[Reply #48 on:]

Kiff has just got boring and annoying, no doubt about it

[Reply #49 on:]

Where is Zapp? I mean really, he's a yellow belly coward...

But if not, it would have to be Kif. It's funny when Dr. Z has his relapses, but Kif is definately defenseless.

[Reply #50 on:]

it looks like most people think Kifs the weakest

[Reply #51 on:]

 

Originally posted by Decapodian:
it looks like most people think Kifs the weakest

With good reason!

[Reply #52 on:]

Originally posted by Dave B:
He mentions that he was killing the Spidarians on 'Three Hundred Big Boys', what evidence do you have to support this claim Nicky Boy???

you see kif killing the spiders and then zapp comes and runs kif over.ZAPPS A FOOL
. and he only mentions it what do you have to support that dave   

[Reply #53 on:]

Ya Zapp is a woosebag, somebody really needs to hammer that guy real good.

[Reply #54 on:]

 

Originally posted by Bigboysdontcry:
Ya Zapp is a woosebag, somebody really needs to hammer that guy real good.

But Leela already did that  lol

[Reply #55 on:]

It looks like it is.... KIF!

In the early days of this thread it looked like Dr.Z was going to be voted the weakest but now the rubber band is on the other claw!

I say this is the last post before this thread is cancelled since it's purpose is now over.

[Reply #56 on:]

 

Originally posted by Decapodian:
I say this is the last post before this thread is cancelled since it's purpose is now over.

nah, old threads seem to get new life here all the time. i'm sure when new people find their way here, they'll want to voice their opinion as well.

[Reply #57 on:]

 

Originally posted by NJ_Bella:
 nah, old threads seem to get new life here all the time. i'm sure when new people find their way here, they'll want to voice their opinion as well.

Like a time capsule!

Well, new people were waiting for you!

[Reply #58 on:]

I put Kif...He's a push-over

[Reply #59 on:]

Kif gets my vote.

[Reply #60 on:]

already made my case but kif all the way!

[Reply #61 on:]

Well,I just watched WBR and I have to admit,I think know what you guys meen.Still,I Kif is a bit more than Dr.Z....A big bit!

[Reply #62 on:]

Kif adds a different type of humor, don't look at it as annoying, just watch it and enjoy, its funny because he is always sighing to everything Zapp says and as far as strength he has it when he needs too, i don't think he's not the weakest but I don't know who it is.

[Reply #63 on:]

looking at the poll, i think it is safe to say that Fry and hermes are not the weakest.

[Reply #64 on:]

I think that Zapp Branigan (hope I've spelt it right) is the weakest because I've noticed that he's never fought in battle.

[Reply #65 on:]

i think that was discussed (sp?) earlier in the post. I also think the conclusion came to he isn't weak just lazy, if he had to fight then he probally could he just can't be bothered when he can send 100's of innocent men to die for him.

[Reply #66 on:]

In a fight between Zoidy and Kif, who would win?

Hmmm.... On one side:

KIF:
Is supported by gas bladders underneath a weak spongy skin.
Turns violently ill at any foreign materials entering his system.
Physically weak with little muscles.
Absolute Pushover.

And on the other side...

Dr ZOIDBERG:
Is encased in a hard shell
Has a super powerful immune system
Quite Strong with claws for hands and claws for feet.
Pushover most of the time but has stood up to his oppressors every now and then.


Righto. Compare their stats.
Who would win?
ZOIDBERG!!

[Reply #67 on:]

well ya his claws are razor sharp, how would he not win

[Reply #68 on:]

and he is sword (sp?) proof too

[Reply #69 on:]

Id like to "test" how sword proof Kif is...

[Reply #70 on:]

by a shear physical sense kif is weak mentally zoidberg is the weaker of the two they should join force and become a mighty entity. drz exoskeleton kifs brain interesting stuff. jus joking about them joining

[Reply #71 on:]

kif has to be the weakest. he doesn't have the strongest looking body and he's a push over

BTW in the early episode "love labors lost in space" he at least talked back more to brannigan but as the show progressed he talked less and less and rarely stood up for himself

[Reply #72 on:]

Kif no question.

Literally spineless.
"I'm supported by a system of fluid bladders that....."

[Reply #73 on:]

Oh come on, Kif can kick some ass:


Spider ass to be exact.  More fighting than we've seen Zapp in.  So he's not completely worthless.  And a system of fluid filled bladders might make it harder to hurt him in the first place...*shrugs*

I'd say farnsworth is the weakest.  He jumped an inch off the ground and broke an ankle.   

Zapp's the weakest as in most cowardly though.

[Reply #74 on:]

 

Originally posted by fryandlemon:
I'd say farnsworth is the weakest.  He jumped an inch off the ground and broke an ankle.

How could i forget about the Professor? I mean really, I'm dissapointed in myself.

His spine collapsed just because he waved his hands in the air!

[Reply #75 on:]

 

Originally posted by NJ_Bella:
 i agree with you here Decapodian, just cause Zapp is stupid and incompetant doesn't mean he is incapable of killing.

Yeah! He can send wave after wave of his own men at the enemy.

I vote Zapp. He's a wuss who hides behind his title and authority    And his whole "I'm so LONELY!" breakdown is quite pathetic...

I find him to be one of the funnier characters though!

[Reply #76 on:]

professor landed a fifteen foot jump

[Reply #77 on:]

zoidberg lifted about 400 kg at the gym in wmibacil
bah

[Reply #78 on:]

oh definitely either zoidberg or kif...

kif's character is just too droll...he's too boring, if there is such a thing

but zoidberg is a very weak character, though we see him more often.  still...

[Reply #79 on:]

Hermes never got a lot of lines, but I still liked him.
Scruffy never served much of a purpose and was never very funny. Same with Sal.