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Author Topic: Dr. Zoidberg. Naughty or Nice?  (Read 9711 times)
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Xanfor

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« Reply #40 on: 08-16-2006 11:31 »
« Last Edit on: 08-16-2006 11:31 »

Santa is wrongly programmed for human behavior only. Santa can also see everything (including New Orleans) with his little camera-jiggies, so I'm sure he knows that Leela is actually a human.

Perhaps if Leela had been really, really good, that knowledge would have been a gift he would have given her.

34th TOTPD!



And such a romantic gif, too...

Futurama Llama

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« Reply #41 on: 08-16-2006 14:55 »

If santa would've given her that gift, he'd probably just blow her up afterwards.
KitKatBar-Fry

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« Reply #42 on: 08-16-2006 20:11 »
« Last Edit on: 08-16-2006 20:11 »

mmmhmm. we'd all be trying to clean up pieces of her while desperate fans tried to take whatever part of her they could get.
Futurama Llama

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« Reply #43 on: 08-17-2006 09:01 »

Erm...ew. Bad pictures in my head.
KitKatBar-Fry

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« Reply #44 on: 08-17-2006 17:24 »

clear them out.
although it WOULD be rather gory...and fans would be desperate to grab certain pieces...yuck.
llama, let's never think of such things again. *grabs Nibbler and forces him to zapp his eye like in TWOF*
there. now i have forgotten everything.
Futurama Llama

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« Reply #45 on: 08-17-2006 17:27 »
« Last Edit on: 08-17-2006 17:27 »

*Does the same*
What were we talking about again?
*looks at previous posts*
Augh! Bad pictures!
*grabs nibbler, erases memory*
what were we talking about again?
*looks at previous posts*
Augh! Bad pictures!

*repeats till i die*
KitKatBar-Fry

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« Reply #46 on: 08-17-2006 17:31 »

LOL.  :D you goose.
we were talking about whether or not zoidberg is really bad, or really good.
Futurama Llama

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« Reply #47 on: 08-17-2006 17:58 »

I think he is chock-full of good intentions... :smile:
KitKatBar-Fry

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« Reply #48 on: 08-17-2006 22:15 »

yes. he can do some rather selfish things when he's not thinking, but mostly he is good.
tyraniak

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« Reply #49 on: 08-18-2006 12:40 »

Q: What do you call a crustacean who only thinks about himself?

A: A selfish shell-fish
KitKatBar-Fry

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« Reply #50 on: 08-18-2006 16:13 »

oh, tyaniak. i remember seeing that joke in a jokebook i got for completing the second grade.
tyraniak

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« Reply #51 on: 08-19-2006 00:36 »

Q: Where does Zoidberg go to hitch a ride?

A: The Crustacean Bus Station
Demeter

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« Reply #52 on: 08-19-2006 03:11 »

I think Zoidberg, no matter how loving and evil he may be, is given lines that the writers wanted to see said, but could not give it to one o fht emain three characters.

It's also my opinion that he was not always poor at the start then became poor, in te same sense that he was not always mean and became mean. Over the three years, he could've changed a lot. Plus, he's never really shown any stablilty or ability to sense when he is not wanted. Take the episode he refers to the Wongs as his family.

Anyways, I'd have to say there's no 'black and white' answer here. *shrugs*

He's nice, Santa sez so!
SilentCipher
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« Reply #53 on: 11-24-2023 09:36 »
« Last Edit on: 11-24-2023 11:29 »

See, now, some folks would say Zoidberg got the pogo stick just so Robot Santa could be defeated.  Bubkus!  Bubkus, I say.

Robot Santa invariably judges every Earthling naughty, be they as clever as Leela or as dumb as Fry.  (Am not!)

However, Zoidberg is not a human.  Robot Santa's tolerances are set to human standards, by which no human is nice.  But Zoidberg?  He's a Decapodian.  And a schmuck.  No wonder Robot Santa can't process him as naughty in the human way.  So his programming probably faltered and judged Zoidberg pogo-worthy.

In fact, were the question ever to come up, I bet Nibbler (the Nibblonian) would be judged nice as well.  After all, Nibblonians are so, so, sooooo cute.  Though not, of course, if you ask the Brain Spawn.

So Dr. Zoidberg has some kind of privilege because he is not human?

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