Are you a cassanova?

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Okey I'm wondering if you were Fry how would you go about trying to impress Leela?
Are you a hopeless romantic or just as hopeless as Fry?
Ladies are also welcome to give there input on how they would do it or what would impress them if they were Leela.
Okey I'll open the floor to suggestions.

[#1 :]

I'd say drugs or hypnosis.

[#2 :]

I'd just try and be open and honest to her about how I felt, ask her out and maybe send her flowers.

I'd just try and be myself. Theres no point in pretending your someone your not just to impress a girl. Hopefully that would be enough.

And in case you haven't guessed yet, I am a hopeless LFR

 

[#3 :]

I would move stars so that they say "I love you Leela"

[#4 :]

If i were Fry, I'd bring over my baggie of massage oil, a stack of pornos and a rubber two way and just sit back and let the romance happen

[#5 :]

I would make her jealous by spending the next 20 years having lots and lots of sex with Amy.

[#6 :]

I would optomise expressionate feelings.

[#7 :]

I would tell her that other guys are jerks for not liking her because of just having one eye, and then I'd take her out hunting or hiking or both. But that's what I'd enjoy. Fry would probably end up dead pretty quick with hiking and guns and leela.

[#8 :]

I'm tempted to move this to Human Resources . . .

[#9 :]

That'd really melt her heart, Nix.  "I moved the threads themselves to write her a love note in the sky."

[#10 :]

Heh, I'd just end up at the pub, if  she came along, great. If she didn't come, I'd find some other nearly-human sexxy female to hit on 

1. Leela comes drinking - Imppress her with Alcohol-retention abilities

2. Leela won't come drinking - Pick up some other hot chick, and make her jealous. Once she has a burning hatred of the other girl, she will come to me.

Realistically: II'm about as mature and sensitive as Fry with Benders sense of mmoral values. I;d not have a chance.

[#11 :]

Give Leela the best sex she ever have :P

Maybe she needs to get laid more.

[#12 :]

Okey but how do you propose you get her into bed in the first place otherwise it's called rape and that ain't good.

[#13 :]

The Zapper did it. Theoretically, that means we are ALL in with a chance of getting her into bed.

The Question:

Would you leave the bed alive once your deception was discovered?

[#14 :]

sincerity, humor, intelligence and understanding make a very sexy combination.

[#15 :]

 

Originally posted by Venus:
sincerity, humor, intelligence and understanding make a very sexy combination.

it does?  ::gets a pen and paper::
 

 

[#16 :]

 

Originally posted by Venus:
sincerity, humor, intelligence and understanding make a very sexy combination.

You forgot un-ugliness.

[#17 :]

Mental note work on intelligence part. 
So people are saying guilt trip works failry well  .
I suppose being a gentlemen could help wine her, dine her, take her home and make her glad to be a woman. 

[#18 :]

un-ugliness helps, but its not a requirement

[#19 :]

Probably gets your foot in the door (no double-entendre intended) more quickly than the other four.

[#20 :]

uhhhh...well....i..yeah. your right. it does.

[#21 :]

Who? what? how?
Hmm what about size twelve boots. After all you know what the say about men with big feet. Their shoes are always more expensive or hard to find curses.