Favorite Line(s) by a Minor Character or Guest Star

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My personal favorite is from AOI 1:
"I don't know.  But I can darn well tell you where we're not: the universe."

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Don't know if this one is my favorite, but it was the first one that came to mind.

Whale Biologist: The suit was ugly - whale biologist!

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the replacement robot(rr) in "godfellas"
rr: hey i heard your friend bender is back
fry:really?!
rr:no but i thought that that would make you happy for a second
p.s. im not sure about the last line its something like that though

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Waiter...Soup or Salad?

Lrrr: Salad

Waiter: Ranch or Vinaigrette?

Lrrr: Vinaigrette.

Waiter: Balsamic or Raspberry?

(Lrrr pulls out blaster and frys him)

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Morbo: Windmills do not work that way!! GOODNIGHT!!

Also...

Morbo: Stop it. Stop it. It's fine, I will destroy you!

Also...

Al Gore: If you don't go back and do what you were meant to do the entire universe will be destroyed...and as an environmentalist I'm against that.

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Lucy Lui in the Planet ERxpress ship episode, saying
LL:Who was that?
Bender:Lucy Lui's the only girl for me
LL:I love you B...
(Shuts door before she can finish)

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Problem With Popplers

freewater fall jr: you shouldnt eat things that feel pain
(bender throws brick at him)

freewater fall jr: OW!!!

bender: okay, we wont eat you

leela: i'll get more bricks

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Prof. Moriarty: "Right-O gents its another simulation gone mad, so murder and mayhem, standard procedure."

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Bender:Bite my shiny metal Ass
Fry:It dosen't look so shiny to me.

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That Guy: *the whole safety Dance sequence and* Friendship to me means that for two bucks I beat ya with a pool que till you have detatched retinas. *also* It's Hamma' Time!

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Originally posted by Benders_Fan:
Bender:Bite my shiny metal Ass
Fry:It dosen't look so shiny to me.

Oh this is favorite quotes by guest stars oops I put Bender and Fry talking,Sorry

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Sorry for the double posts.
In the episode Brannigan begin again:
Nuetralness:If we die,tell my wife hello.

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Basically anything said by Hedonism bot

"A man writing an opera about a woman?  Oh sirrah, how deliciously absurd!"

"Surgery in an opera?  How wonderfully decadent!  And just as I was about to lose interest!"

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I dont know if this counts or not, but at the end of the robot dating video, how "brought to you by the space pope." is just knee-slappingly funny.

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Originally posted by H. G. Blob:
Also...

Al Gore: If you don't go back and do what you were meant to do the entire universe will be destroyed...and as an environmentalist I'm against that.

From the same episode, the one that really cracks me up is:

Uhura: Murder isn't working, and that's all we're good at!

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AOI1 is chockablock full of great guest quotes.

Stephen Hawking: (robot voice) There he is! Seize him!
Fry: Wha? Who said that?

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AOI 1

Al Gore: We are riding in a very sophisticated vehicle.
Creator of Dungoens & Dragons: A school bus.

Makes me laugh every time, but I'm not sure that the first line is correct.

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The Chiuhuahua Doctor: Grrrrande

I love that little buggar!

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Lrrr: "I think there was something funny in that hippie"

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On Raging Bender George Forman's Head says:

"For no reason this is a good time to bring out my new grill.  With its patented design the fat drains directly into my mouth!"

I'm not sure if the quote is correct but it is close

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Guy-whose-name-i-can't-remember-who-was-on-StarTrek: Not just an actor but a well rounded person! With my own friends and credit cards and keys...

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Originally posted by Venus:
Guy-whose-name-i-can't-remember-who-was-on-StarTrek: Not just an actor but a well rounded person! With my own friends and credit cards and keys...

I believe that he is Walter Koenig. I could be wrong though 

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Originally posted by PrinceDaniel:

I believe that he is Walter Koenig. I could be wrong though   

You're right.  It was 'Chekov'.

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It has come to my attention that there is an identical, older thread on the General Disscussion board.
 http://www.peelified.com/cgi-bin/Futurama/1-002401-1/

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Conan O'Brian: Well i'm out of material

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Morbo: Kittens give Morbo gas! 

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"I am Lrrr, of planet Omicron Persei 8..."

"This concept of WUV confuses and inferiates us!"

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Morbo: "Windmills do not work that way! Goodnight!"


Fry: "And if we don't keep out word what are we?"
Robot Devil: "Well I'm the robotic prince of darkness and you're some kind of moron."

(Deleted Scene but oh well)

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How about this one:

Beck:  Yo, Minion!  Move up my arm!  AFTER THEM!!!

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Calculon: That was so awful I think you gave me cancer!

and

Lucy Liu bot: I am Lucy Liu, give me your spine!

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Hippy eaten by Lur of Omicron Percei 8:Wow, my hands huge,they can touch anything but themselves.

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What?! Doesn't Mom even rate a mention? Especially if deleted scenes are allowed.

Or what about...

"Now this is why you gotta use cast-iron cookware." - Elzar, as he is about to be enveloped by a rapidly expanding Neptunian Slug!

Thanks,

 - John

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Old Man Waterfall: You May Crush Me! But you'll never crush my spirit!

*Crushed by machine*

OMW: AAARRRGGGHHH! My Spirit!

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"ONCE AND FOR ALL!!!!!"

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Ooh, I've thought of another one!

"Stop analyzing everything with your relentless logic!" - Michelle to Fry

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robot devil [to fry]: give me back my hands!! these things are always *touching* me in places

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in the humain horn ep  were lurr says

o just some guy RULER OF PLANET OMCON PESIE 8

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Originally posted by hobbitboy:
Ooh, I've thought of another one!

"Stop analyzing everything with your relentless logic!" - Michelle to Fry

Oh, yeah.  And my personal favorite from her:

"Stop standing UP for yourself, Fry!"


And Venus, you're in serious need of some remedial nerd training.  Walter Koenig was in Babylon 5, too!   

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"It's true what they say. Men are from Omicron Persei 7, Women are from Omicron Persei 9." -Ndnd

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Gypsy Robot: Hello Fry, I am your friend. Bonder!

Fry: Bonder is that you?

Gypsy Robot: Yes. Give the Gypsy ten dollers.

"Godfellas"