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hobnail

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« on: 11-01-2001 17:43 »

You've wondered into Farnsworth's lab and discovered he's not there. Standing on the counter next to the Fing-longer, near the Smello-scope and the albino shouting gorillas' cages, is the What-if Machine; you lift the box marked "spare parts" (containing the Prof's original hip bones) off the machine's case, crank up the solid gold handle and ask, "What would a date with _____ be like ?" Your choices for the _____ are Leela and Amy. Whom would you choose and why ? What are your reasons for not choosing one of the ladies ? What would you like to have happen on the date and where would you like the date to take place ? If you would like the date to be with Edna or Mom....please don't tell us about it.  :confused:
Drippy_taco

Professor
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« Reply #1 on: 11-01-2001 18:02 »

If I think I understand the meaning of this topic, it belongs in the Human Resource Department.  Nixorbo!  Stat!
Kryten

Space Pope
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« Reply #2 on: 11-01-2001 18:15 »

I'm not Nixorbo, but will I do?
hobnail

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« Reply #3 on: 11-01-2001 21:32 »

my bad - thanx !
futurefreak

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« Reply #4 on: 12-28-2001 18:52 »

id like to date fry, end of discussion  :D
ShineyMetal@$$

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« Reply #5 on: 12-28-2001 19:24 »
« Last Edit on: 12-28-2001 19:24 »

Ahem.. fry is not a choice, please pick one of the ladies   :flirt:

I would pick Amy, it would be a strictly sex date, no talking and stuff, unless it was dirty   ;)

[ed it] didn't we already have a thread like this? [/ed it]
Teral

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« Reply #6 on: 12-28-2001 21:04 »

Well, since it popped up again.

I'd date Leela (G'uh), Amy wouldn't even be considered.

First off to Elzar's for a dinner, afterwards I really don't know. Maybe a movie, maybe The Hip Joint.

We'd see the Earth set on the Moon from the Lunar Lander. And afterwads the sun rise in the icesculptures of Europa.

I would practice for days, and then play a holophoner tune for her (a la Fry in "Parasites lost", I wish). Afterwards the date would probably be over. And I'd be glad for an amazing first date, which would be followed up upon. But if Leele indicated there where more to come   :flirt:

PS: Now if only I had a Leela icon to put on top of this.   :cry:

::looks with hope in [-mArc-]'s direction::
Zed 85

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« Reply #7 on: 12-29-2001 01:45 »

I'd date Leela, but I wouldn't try to bed her on the first date.
A woman that fine you have to romance first.  :love:

It would be the same with Amy really.

Besides...
[Zoidy]Do I ask her to mate with me now?[/Zoidy]
[Fry]Third Date! Third Date!![/Fry]

But if either of them did want to sleep with me after only knowing me for one night then I'm not complaining.  :p
AstroZombie

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« Reply #8 on: 12-29-2001 06:15 »
« Last Edit on: 12-29-2001 06:15 »

I'd go for the lovely Leela too, I also would not try to bed her on the first date, unless she forced the issue   ;)

As far as why goes goes shes sooo cute, sexy , intelligent, athletic, and I just love purple.

Where, any where as long as she was there   :D

And anything could happen as long as she enjoyed the date   :)

 :love:   :love:   :love:   :love:
Allen

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« Reply #9 on: 12-29-2001 11:52 »
« Last Edit on: 12-29-2001 11:52 »

Astrozombie, you're a true romantic. Your words almost make me feel bad about clubbing you over the head and sending in myself as your replacement.  :D

Don't start wearing a helmet now!
AstroZombie

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« Reply #10 on: 12-29-2001 14:07 »
« Last Edit on: 12-29-2001 14:07 »

If I'm such a romantic why does every idea I have for my next fic seem to be very dark, moody and violent?.

Oh and with bucket loads of LFR stuff in it too.

Seriously I'm having real problems resolving these two factors, but I'm sure I'll get there  ;)

   :love:    :love:    :love:
nasteve

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« Reply #11 on: 12-29-2001 17:41 »

 
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Originally posted by AstroZombie:
If I'm such a romantic why does every idea I have for my next fic seem to be very dark, moody and violent?.

I think it's cause you listen to Metallica a little too much...or not enough, I forget how it works with you...  :)
Allen

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« Reply #12 on: 12-29-2001 22:34 »
« Last Edit on: 12-29-2001 23:00 by Nixorbo »

 
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Originally posted by AstroZombie:
If I'm such a romantic why does every idea I have for my next fic seem to be very dark, moody and violent?.

Maybe you're mad at something? Very dark, moody fics can be good. Don't be afraid to experiment. I'm working in some AFR into a story of mine. Just for funies and experimenting. I'm still LFR all the way through and plus I still don't know how it's going to turn out. We'll see.

AstroZombie

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« Reply #13 on: 12-30-2001 08:38 »

Allen, I'm mad at lots of things, also I'm just plain crazy I mean, I have this insane wish for two cartoon characters to get it together.

Its soo obvious that their perfect for each other.

It might help a little if Jerry stopped whacking Tom over the head with a frying pan though.  :p

And if you really believe that they are the cartoons characters I was talking about getting together, then your madder than me.  :D

futurefreak

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« Reply #14 on: 12-30-2001 22:13 »

 
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Originally posted by ShineyMetal@$$:
Ahem.. fry is not a choice, please pick one of the ladies    :flirt:

excuse me, i dont swing that way...not yet anyway  ;)
Tweek

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« Reply #15 on: 12-31-2001 08:13 »

Randi, you make it sound as if you are planning to one day  :p
Shadowstar

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« Reply #16 on: 12-31-2001 10:53 »

Yep, I'd go with Leela also. Where is Nixorbo anyway, move this thread!
Javier Lopez

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« Reply #17 on: 12-31-2001 11:53 »

"His legend lives on"
Juliet

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« Reply #18 on: 12-31-2001 17:30 »

Well I love to date Bender  :) I just love everything about him (Not in a sexaul way)  :love:

I just want to hang around with him and have some fun  :)
Nixorbo

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« Reply #19 on: 01-01-2002 12:51 »

 
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Originally posted by Juliet:
Not in a sexaul way

That's a dirty lie and you know it.
KENNEDY

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« Reply #20 on: 01-01-2002 13:29 »

Do cats get married?
Juliet

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« Reply #21 on: 01-01-2002 14:02 »

 
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Originally posted by Nixorbo:
 That's a dirty lie and you know it.



Shhhh quiet! shhhh
transgender nerd under canada

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« Reply #22 on: 01-01-2002 15:18 »

 
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Originally posted by KENNEDY:
Do cats get married?

Not if they can help it. See the Simpsons episode "Fear of Flying" for clarification.
Just Chris

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« Reply #23 on: 01-02-2002 00:54 »

 
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Originally posted by Nixorbo:
 That's a dirty lie and you know it.


No doubt about it. I'm sure she can BEND that way if she wanted to  ;) Left, right, rotate 62 degrees, engage rotor...
Juliet

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« Reply #24 on: 01-03-2002 15:42 »

 
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Originally posted by Just Chris:
 No doubt about it. I'm sure she can BEND that way if she wanted to   ;) Left, right, rotate 62 degrees, engage rotor...

LOL

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