"My Manwich!"

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i'm guessing this form of sustainance seems to be popular for the average 'Joe' diner denizen. the 'sloppy' part is pretty self explainatory.

BTW, isn't 'A cup of Joe' a slang for coffee too?

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Yes it is.

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Originally posted by boxie:
I often find that you can put any kinda questionable food between two slices of bread and it's instantly edible...

Can you say: Mad Cow Beef!

[Reply #43 on:]

Yes.

Yes I can.

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BAM!

Mad Cow Beef.

Mwahahaha! No one can stop me!

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The only mad cows I've seen were in Far Side strips.

Alos I generally refrain from eating the brain and spinal cord of dead mammals in my hamburgers.

[Reply #46 on:]

You don't want to know what's in a hotdog.  I don't want to know either, so don't tell me.

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Hey! Your not the guy who delivers the rats!

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Originally posted by Teral:
Alos I generally refrain from eating the brain and spinal cord of dead mammals in my hamburgers.

So, do you eat around that bit?

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Originally posted by Teral:
Alos I generally refrain from eating the brain and spinal cord of dead mammals in my hamburgers.

But..But...Thats my favorite part!!!

        

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Originally posted by boxie:
 So, do you eat around that bit?

Yes ... except the speech center of the brain. I eat that to gain their courage, the rich tasty courage ... of cows.

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Originally posted by Teral:
 Yes ... except the speech center of the brain. I eat that to gain their courage, the rich tasty courage ... of cows.

Cows dont have courage! They are weak and feeble animals!

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Cows are strong, just a little passive 'tis all.

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Originally posted by boxie:
Cows are strong, just a little passive 'tis all.

Which means....THEY ARE FEEBLE AND WEAK ANIMALS!!

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! 

[Reply #54 on:]

Play Diablo2 secret cow level and understand that COWS ARE MIGHTY AND CRUEL !!!!

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Cows are great for tippin'!

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Has this thread gone a bit barmy?

Anyway, Amy said she'd HAD cow which means there must be cows somewhere. I say that when the cows died out they just cloned more, so technically they are extinct but you still get them.

Also, Orphanburger is the coolest name for a burger whoever said that. It would make a cool band name too.

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Maybe cows went extinct within Amy's lifetime.  Or maybe the animals are all dead, but there's still beef lying around in freezers somewhere.

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Like the anchovies that Fry bought.

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Maybe whatever stocks are left of beef are so rare a delicacy that only the rich can afford to try it...

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Like fresh Dodo or Mammoth.

Mmmmmm, thats good Dodo....

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When we had the mad cow thing going on here in Britain, and they were burning great piles of cows on massive bofires, one of our government politicians asked if it was possible to turn them over when they were being incinerated as the cows looked really bad in the newspapers lying dead on their backs with their legs sticking up in the air! M-yep, it's true!
P.S. I don't eat beef

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I also agree that the substitute in the manwich instead of cows is people because that's why its called a "Manwich",
Man Sandwich

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Mmmm...

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Originally posted by cyba:
P.S. I don't eat beef

...Hippy.

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it appears I can't delete this post. sorry.
PS please don't flame me for double-posting. There is a genuine reason for this, ie  i couldn't activate the sig thingy in this post, so I had to make another one.

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bog off! I lurve to eat chicken, fish (mmmmm) deer aka Bambi, pork, bacon ( double mmmmmmm), lamb, mutton (baaaaa!!)and goats. Gods I love that jamaican curry goat! If you don't believe me click my sig link!

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does anyone get the sig link? cause i have no idea what it means.

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(Hi I'm new)

Incidentally, re: The whole cows being extinct thing. In the Poppler Episode you'll note that at the end they're eating Suckling Pig, Dolphin and Veal.

Veal of course being calf meat 

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Originally posted by Nasty Pasty:
 
...Hippy.

Nice..Very nice...

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Originally posted by fussili:
(Hi I'm new)

Incidentally, re: The whole cows being extinct thing. In the Poppler Episode you'll note that at the end they're eating Suckling Pig, Dolphin and Veal.

Veal of course being calf meat   

Um, see... it's actually the meat of the Vealorg of Smeldris-12. Yeah, that's it.

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Originally posted by Kryten:
 Um, see... it's actually the meat of the Vealorg of Smeldris-12. Yeah, that's it.

Or just buggalo calf meat.

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or maybe just the cows are extinct, just not baby cows.

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Yes, that makes much more sense.

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Originally posted by boxie:
Yes, that makes much more sense.

Aww Yeah! My crackpot theories are making some sense!!!   

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Impossible theories one, regular theories 1-billion.

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Originally posted by Nasty Pasty:
or maybe just the cows are extinct, just not baby cows.

Except were would baby cows come from? 7-11?

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Originally posted by Teral:
 Except were would baby cows come from? 7-11?

No from door to door cowsalesmen who travel the galaxy in flying caravans spreading good will and baby cows across space and time.

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Johnny Appleseed's meat lovin' cousin, Frank Beefseed?

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Originally posted by Ranadok:
Johnny Appleseed's meat lovin' cousin, Frank Beefseed?

Na, actually the caravan consists of Batman, Brian Boitano, and the badguy from Tron. But nice guess though.