"My Manwich!"

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How can Hermes be eating manwich in The Deep South when Amy says that cows are extinct in A Fishful Of Dollars?

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mmh yeah, good point.
And another point on that topic is that the slurm queen in FATSF mentions that milk comes from a cow's behind although they're extinct.

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She might be so old that she was alive when cows existed, but she never went out of the Slurm factory to see that they died out.?

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I assume that the manwich was made of some sort of cow substitute, like...

PEOPLE!

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Maybe the meat in the manwich come from another animal, like a buggalo.

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Maybe they had turkey dogs/burgers.  Although I don't know why anyone would want that.  Makes me shiver and feel unAmerican just saying it.

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Originally posted by leelaholic:
I assume that the manwich was made of some sort of cow substitute, like...

PEOPLE!

Most likely it's in the name.

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Yeah, really.  Manwich.

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Soylent Meat. Mmmm Mmmm.

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If by mmmm mmmm you mean God no, then yes!

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Soylent Green: Now With More Girls!

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Originally posted by Teral:
Maybe the meat in the manwich come from another animal, like a buggalo.

Now that would be downright logical.

If you've ever bought Manwich, you'll notice that it doesn't come with the meat already in it.  You have to add the meat yourself, so if you don't want to use beef (or don't have any), you can use something else.

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I wouldn't know, I don't cook.

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I thought it was kind of a rip when I bought the mix and went home and then had to go out again for beefy goodness.
It's a great line, though, whatever's in the Manwich.. it's just hilarious.

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i found it funny that Dwight said the same thing in "route of all evil" when the blo throws their lunches into the black hole.

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Originally posted by EvilLunch:
I thought it was kind of a rip when I bought the mix and went home and then had to go out again for beefy goodness.

Well, you can make it without any meat, but it doesn't make much of a sandwich that way.  Kind of soupy.

This thread is making me hungry.

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Ewwwwwww.

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It's possible that it's an animal that yields a steak-like meat, like venison or something.

Also, in AFFOD, we see that DNA can be placed in other beings. Maybe they just took the last bit of Cow DNA and made 3rd-World Country kids that produced steak.

...

*shudders*

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Mmm.. Orphanburgers...

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Recycled disregarded food.

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Originally posted by EddieTheEditor:
It's possible that it's an animal that yields a steak-like meat, like venison or something.

Venison is NOTHING like beef. I'd say turkey, cuz we see it used  in 300BB in turkey dogswhich i enjoy....

I never really found the manwich joke that funny, too irrelevant for my taste, and I don't like Hermes.


...and there were no intentional puns there....

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Ah yes a sloppy Tom, Manwich is a brand name for sloppy Joes.

Make it with chopped up turkey and it becomes a sloppy Tom, as in Tom Turkey.

-cs™

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Originally posted by leelaholic:
I assume that the manwich was made of some sort of cow substitute, like...

PEOPLE!

Soylent manwhich? 

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Maybe they were Bender Burgers. The cat shelter hadnt figured it out yet.

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I'm Australian, and therefor have no idea what Manwiches/Sloppy Joes actually are. Can someone explain this to me?

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Yeah, I'm with you Morbo_01, though my uneducated guess would be some sort of beefy sandwich with gravy...

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Manwich

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For those of you from not-America, if they don't sell Manwich where you live, you can try using this recipe.

And remember, a sandwich is just a sandwich, but a Manwich is a meal.   

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I like the fact that you have to drain the grease twice and yet it's still a heart physicians dream come true.

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Meh.  It's no worse than eating a hamburger.

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Originally posted by David A:
For those of you from not-America, if they don't sell Manwich where you live, you can try using this recipe.

And remember, a sandwich is just a sandwich, but a Manwich is a meal.   

That's funny as hell David A.

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I've heard a legend that the first Manwich was actually made out of human by a guy named Joe, and when he served it, the guy eating it said "This is a little sloppy, Joe", hence its nickname.

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Originally posted by AmyODrama:
That's funny as hell David A.

Thanks, I try.   

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Originally posted by Teral:
I like the fact that you have to drain the grease twice and yet it's still a heart physicians dream come true.

'It's like good cholesterol but it spreads like bad cholesterol.'

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Thank you all for helping me understand the mighty Manwich, and may death come quickly to all who don't like it.

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I often find that you can put any kinda questionable food between two slices of bread and it's instantly edible...

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Originally posted by boxie:
I often find that you can put any kinda questionable food between two slices of bread and it's instantly edible...

Boxie, it's safe to say that you're scary. And I can say that about you because I can say that about myself.

      

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Originally posted by TheLampIncident:
I've heard a legend that the first Manwich was actually made out of human by a guy named Joe, and when he served it, the guy eating it said "This is a little sloppy, Joe", hence its nickname.

I always thought that a guy named Joe was such a sloppy eater that when he died, they named some sloppy food after him as a tribute to his eating habits.

Just what I thought, of course.

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I'm sure the Manwich is made of genetically enginered meat. It doesn't come from a cow, but from a machine that creates meat(not in the slicing machine kind of way)

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Hunt't Manwich is a canned version OF sloppy Joe's, not the other way around, and Sloppy Joes can be made out of any kind of meat -I've actually challenged my mother to try this theory, and so far, she's tricked me twice.