hermies and zoidberg lovers

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 when zoidberg said to fry if he would like to join him and hermies for some friendly spooning in the big foot episode

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probulater, stop opening endless threads.  You've posted 17 times, and opened 8 threads.

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Uhm.. yeah. Zoidberg's just affectionate. And who wouldn't want to cuddle the Hermes? Aww, he's cute.

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Strange that Hermes has always seemed to hate Zoidberg. Maybe he's just been hiding his affections under a cover of casual abuse and insults. Either that or Zoidberg was just getting his hopes up.

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Yeah. I don't think Hermes ever agree with the arrangement.
:something occurs to her.. and she runs off to her clipboard and pencils:

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Hermes DOES agree. you can see it happening in the shadows when everybody turns the lamps off in their tents.
   
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Wait...what? I saw that episode only once...I have the first three seasons on DVD, so those are the only episodes I know really well but...they were NOT doing it, were they? Holy crap...no.

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Originally posted by EvilLunch:
Zoidberg's just affectionate.

Yes, thats is Zoidberg for you. 
Also, this should go in the Human Resource Department.

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I have just imagined Hermes making love with Zoidberg,,,,,,
It's disguisting, but I would really like to see that.

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The whole thought of Hermes and Zoidberg, but mabe zoidberg is really depressed in the sence that if zoidberg got "jiggy" that he dies after this has happned and i don't know if zoidberg and hermes could, also i feel sick thinking of it, lets just say that they were eating ice cream, 

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Maybe by "spooning" they meant playing the harmless and non-disgusting card game "spoons".

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if zoidberg got "jiggy" that he dies after this has happned
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he dies if he mate somebody, but he can be passive one.

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yeah what in the name of god? does that mean

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Zoidberg and Hermes eh?  Sounds like an idea for a fetish/just plain wrong porno.

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by MrsBender :
yeah what in the name of god? does that mean

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Active is the one who is f.....ng.
Passive is the one who is being f....ed.

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KVA, have a look at The PEELers' FAQ.

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Back on topic: Zoidberg and Hermes 'mating'... just isn't right. Hermes wouldn't agree to it anyway. And if they did do it, Zoidy wouldn't die - he needs a female to deposit his male jelly into. Please don't do any fan art - 

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Thank you, Birdbot! At last I understood how to quote a post!
P.S. and please everybody forgive me for my previous post.

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Originally posted by KVA:

P.S. and please everybody forgive me for my previous post.

NEVER!!!  It will never leave our memories!!! We will remember this incident FOREVER!!!! 


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.....na its ok KVA 

[Reply #18 on:]

I think it's one of those jokes that the produces do but never thin kabout. Like Zoidberg and Hermes arent 'Good Friends', it's just a joke they put in every now and then.

Also in Anthology 2 (i think) when Lur says (in the if life were more like a viedo game one) have you smelled Donkey's Loin Cloth Lately? Zoidberg says Yes! So Did Zoidberg sleep with Donkey Kong?

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Na, u could probably smell Donkey Kong's cloth from a mile away...

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Zoidberg just likes to steal people's undergarments, they usually taste good(to him).