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Nixorbo
UberMod
DOOP Secretary
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Either that or Matt/David decided that said 3 laws wouldn't be funny and decided to ditch them.
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ZombieJesus
Lost Belgian
DOOP Secretary
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Maybe if you explained to us lowly layman peasants what these three laws are.
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Teral
Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary
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As far as I know Asimovs laws was never adopted by any legislative body, so they're more a litterary curiosity than actual laws you have to abide to.
I mean, I can quickly set up a few laws about computers, yet I don't think anyone would give half a rats ass about them.
Teral's Law #1: Computers shall be efficient and quick to repsond to human commands.
Teral's Law #2: Computers shall have a smooth interface, unless that would contradict with rule #1.
Bill Gates: "HAH! Make me!"
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Denton
Bending Unit
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« Reply #7 on: 06-06-2003 14:34 »
« Last Edit on: 06-06-2003 14:34 »
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Anarchist
Professor
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You have to remember who invented robots in Futurama, and whose company created most of them. Neither Professor Farnsworth nor Mom know the meaning of morals, ethics, and basic decency.
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Gocad
Space Pope
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Originally posted by Australian Guy: Is that the one where benders antenna messes up the reception? http://Oh yeah
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MuscaDomestica
Professor
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I agree with Anarchist, look who built the robots, might have the laws with MOM replacing humans.
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]PaulFSAC[
Professor
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Originally posted by Gocad: Isaac Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics
First Law: A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
Second Law: A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
Third Law: A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
No need to thank me, but you can do it anyway... There is actually a fourth law .. the zeroth law that the robot Giscard Reventlov added to his programming at the end of the Elijah Baley "Caves Of Steel" series. Be darned if I can find the book to quote it though.
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Timo
Bending Unit
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Originally posted by Australian Guy: Soooo what is the law? It's a higher level version of the First Law. Something along the lines of: A robot shall not harm humanity, or through inaction allow humanity to come to harm. The other three laws are then adjusted accordingly. I'll have to look it up later to get you the exact wording. @ winna: "Screw Asimov"!?!? I used to think you were cool. But no one that loves science fiction would ever even think of uttering such nonsense. For shame.
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VRRR
Crustacean
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Benders 2 laws of robotics
1 Bend
2 Cheese it
Or something to that effect. from birdbot of icecatraz it think)
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1969
Crustacean
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Just the idea of a robot that is programmed by humans but steals, is a porno-fiend, and open to the same vices as people is funny.
nuff said.
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