I will never forget this flight because bits don't make sence!!!!

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... I'm just out of material.

This help?

  
   

Let me make you some clothes out of those, you look cold.  I can't sew by the way, so I'll just give up half-way and then throw a blanket over you.

But seriously, your help is appreciated.  At least now I am certain you killed JFK.

[Reply #81 on:]

Let me make you some clothes out of those, you look cold.  I can't sew by the way, so I'll just give up half-way and then throw a blanket over you.

PASS!

But seriously, your help is appreciated. 

No extra charge.

At least now I am certain you killed JFK.

I repeat for emphasis;   

[Reply #82 on:]

At least now I am certain you killed JFK.

I repeat for emphasis;  

She is clearly in denial.

[Reply #83 on:]

She is clearly in denial.

And you, my dear Svip, clearly, just don't get it.
If anyone cares, I'll be under my rock...

[Reply #84 on:]

She is clearly in denial.

And you, my dear Svip, clearly, just don't get it.
If anyone cares, I'll be under my rock...

Smilies do not have arms.

[Reply #85 on:]

This is how Love is started.

[Reply #86 on:]

Smilies do not have arms.

That one does.

This is how Love is started.

The condition designated "love" is a chemical process in the soft human brain. Just ask Xanfor...
How does one initiate said chemical reaction remotely?
Short answer: It aint happening.

[Reply #87 on:]

This is how Love is started.

The condition designated "love" is a chemical process in the soft human brain. Just ask Xanfor...
How does one initiate said chemical reaction remotely?
Short answer: It aint happening.

I have difficulties believing the answer is so simplistic.  Love does happen "remotely", the concept of a person can initiate one's mind to consider the structure of a person, even if these structures are false or exaggerated due to lack of information.  But it is nonetheless an affection for an individual that you have not yet met.

And if writing and ability of communication says more than looks, I have no objections towards this form of affection.

[Reply #88 on:]

I have difficulties believing the answer is so simplistic.

Oh well.

... the concept of a person can initiate one's mind to consider the structure of a person, even if these structures are false or exaggerated due to lack of information.

In other words, an imaginary person, not a real one.

But it is nonetheless an affection for an individual that you have not yet met.

Or for that matter, one who doesn't even exist.

And if writing and ability of communication says more than looks, I have no objections towards this form of affection.

Absolutely; You can't allow reality to get in your way.

[Reply #89 on:]

... the concept of a person can initiate one's mind to consider the structure of a person, even if these structures are false or exaggerated due to lack of information.

In other words, an imaginary person, not a real one.

Perhaps, but based on what one would assume to be a real person.  But the Internet is full of twists, so you cannot really be sure.  But you can still fall in love with an imaginary person, anyway, so my point stands.

But it is nonetheless an affection for an individual that you have not yet met.

Or for that matter, one who doesn't even exist.

It's the only place I got any chances, are you going to take that away from me?!

And if writing and ability of communication says more than looks, I have no objections towards this form of affection.

Absolutely; You can't allow reality to get in your way.

Indeed!

[Reply #90 on:]

I knew it! I knew you where the one who stole my carpet collection!!

[Reply #91 on:]

But you can still fall in love with an imaginary person, anyway, so my point stands.

1) Your point is not at issue.
2) Stand or fail, if one falls in love with a figment of their imagination, something's wrong!
3) That is, y'need professional help!

It's the only place I got any chances, are you going to take that away from me?!

Nope.
You go right ahead and fall in love with as many figments of your imagination as your heart desires.

[Reply #92 on:]

But you can still fall in love with an imaginary person, anyway, so my point stands.

1) Your point is not at issue.
2) Stand or fail, if one falls in love with a figment of their imagination, something's wrong!
3) That is, y'need professional help!

When it comes to love, I think we all do.

It's the only place I got any chances, are you going to take that away from me?!

Nope.
You go right ahead and fall in love with as many figments of your imagination as your heart desires.

I think that's illegal.

[Reply #93 on:]

When it comes to love, I think we all do.

While there is a grain of truth to this, I was referring to falling in love with a figment of one's imagination.

I think that's illegal.

Maybe in Denmark...

[Reply #94 on:]

While there is a grain of truth to this, I was referring to falling in love with a figment of one's imagination.

If you are worried about that, then let me give you insurance that I have not.

All I am is intrigued.

Maybe in Denmark...

Maybe.

[Reply #95 on:]

If you are worried about that, then let me give you insurance that I have not.

Please forgive me Svip; I know English isn't your first language, and it is absoluteley not my intention to laugh at your English.
You made me laugh.
I believe you meant "assurance," sense two in particular, as opposed to "insurance," sense one - as in an insurance policy.
What made me laugh?
You made me imagine that you were a sleazy con-man trying to take my money by selling me a fraudlent "insurance policy."

[Sleazy Insurance Salesman]
Here!   
Allow me to sell you this completely legal,  legitemate,  bona-fide,  and valid  insurance policy!
And did I mention that it's completely legal? 
Sign right here.
[/SIS]

Yes I have a strange sense of humor...
Thank you Svip, you have done what few can claim: You made SpaceCase laugh.
I must remember to put fresh batteries in my humor detector now...
Please don't think I'm laughing at your English. I'm not. I'm laughing at what the use of one word, as opposed to another, conjoured in my head.
I'll stop now, lest anyone think I'm laughing at you, or that I've lost any respect for you.
I, uh... I'm... I'll just ooze back out under the door now...

[Reply #96 on:]

The worst part is I know the difference.

Yes I have a strange sense of humor...

I was already well aware of this.  There mere fact that you kept responding to my replies all this long shows some of these features.

I'll stop now, lest anyone think I'm laughing at you, or that I've lost any respect for you.

Let's hope not...

As I would have been told many a time; spell checkers cannot fix meaning, neither bad grammar.  But they can make SpaceCase laugh.

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[Reply #98 on:]

no one will like you if you keep this up

What are you talking about?! Nobody DOESN'T like Coldy around here!

... I just HAD to say it

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[Reply #100 on:]

Why are we all fighting? surely we can find another way... oh, to hell with it!

[Reply #101 on:]

"i already did!"

[Reply #102 on:]

What are you talking about?! Nobody DOESN'T like Coldy around here!

Except my Papa.... he never hugged me...

[Reply #103 on:]

I like you Coldy! I find your sarcastic humor and offense to everyone amusing!

[Reply #104 on:]

Finally, someone gets me!

[Reply #105 on:]

Finally, someone gets me!

Do you mean "Get You," as in an angry mob armed with torches and pitchforks, or that someone understands you?
That's a rhetorical question.
 

[Reply #106 on:]

Rhetorical? I got your rhetoric right here, baby. In my PANTS!

[Reply #107 on:]

Rhetorical? I got your rhetoric right here, baby. In my PANTS!

But you're not wearing any.

[Reply #108 on:]

Hmm.
So I'm not...
Touche'.

[Reply #109 on:]

I am not be all that wise about how to romance the ladies, but in my book, wearing trousers is a start.

[Reply #110 on:]

Not if you're hung like a donkey.
Besides, I don't even know where I live - how am I expected to keep track of where my pants are?

[Reply #111 on:]

Don't you have legs?

[Reply #112 on:]

coldangel_1's pants have a life of their own, don't you know.

[Reply #113 on:]

coldangel_1's pants have a life of their own, don't you know.

He doesn't.  Yet, he managed to invite SpaceCase into them.

[Reply #114 on:]

For Coldy:

   

Not to imply you're ugly, but, friend, y'need HELP! 
I'll just ooze back out under the door now...

[Reply #115 on:]

Ouch. That's kinda harsh 

[Reply #116 on:]

I'll take a copy too.

[Reply #117 on:]

Make that three!

[Reply #118 on:]

Mm. Quite.

Now where'd I put that wrist-slitting doohickey...? Whatcha call it...? Razor blade?

[Reply #119 on:]

Now where'd I put that wrist-slitting doohickey...? Whatcha call it...? Razor blade?

1) I'm suprised you didn't select your katana.
2) That's the depression talking.
3) Time to break in to the medicinal chocolate:

   
    Nature's own antidepressant.