I will never forget this flight because bits don't make sence!!!!

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In a flight to remember Bender says his bow-tie was magnetic but woudn't he be singing folk songs??

[Reply #1 on:]

It's been said plenty before, its only the head and neck area.

[Reply #2 on:]

No, his neck is safe, it's just when it's close to his brain, so he should be singing when the magnet got B in I Second That Emotion.

[Reply #3 on:]

Thread should be closed because:

A) It's already been discussed a million times over, and-
B) The title is spelled wrong. Sense doesn't have a C in it, you doofus! Where'd you go to school? Under a bridge somewhere? For fuck's sake...

Also:

In a flightb flight to remember Bender says his bow-tie was magnegtic magnetic but woudn't wouldn't he be singing folk songs??

I won't even go into the grammar.

[Reply #4 on:]

Thread should be closed because:

A) It's already been discussed a million times over, and-
B) The title is spelled wrong. Sense doesn't have a C in it, you doofus! Where'd you go to school? Under a bridge somewhere? For fuck's sake...

Also:

In a flightb flight to remember Bender says his bow-tie was magnegtic magnetic but woudn't wouldn't he be singing folk songs??

I won't even go into the grammar.

WOW!

Cold One, you're almost as anal as I... Almost...
You poor slob...

 

[Reply #5 on:]

Anal? Well... maybe with a woman, if she really wanted to.

[Reply #6 on:]

I'm not a fuck wit you are the is how sence is spelt (Well at lest in my country) and I ancidently stuffed up the rest I know how to spell them 

[Reply #7 on:]

And who says I don't still go to School

[Reply #8 on:]

No need to go off and double post, you will learn the way of PEEL in due time.

[Reply #9 on:]

the is how sence is spelt (Well at lest in my country)

No, it is not spelled that way anywhere.

http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/sence

[Reply #10 on:]

Shut down.
I had to say that.

[Reply #11 on:]

Also:

I'm not a fuck wit you are the this is how sence is spelt (Well at lest least in my country) and I ancidently accidentally stuffed up the rest I know how to spell them 

Again, I'm ignoring the missing punctuation. The period and comma keys are located next to the 'M' on your keyboard. And 'fuckwit' is normally written as one word, but that's slang so it's not really an issue.

[Reply #12 on:]

I'm glad we have determined why this thread needs to be closed so the moderators don't have to worry about it

[Reply #13 on:]

Hey Bear - do you shit in the woods?

[Reply #14 on:]

no one will like you if you keep this up

[Reply #15 on:]

Anal? Well... maybe with a woman, if she really wanted to.

First:

Second:
No, Cold One, not that anal, this anal.
I should've expected no less of you...

[Reply #16 on:]

no one will like you if you keep this up

Oh no! Illiterate children won't like me!

Anal? Well... maybe with a woman, if she really wanted to.

No, Cold One, not that anal, this anal.
I should've expected no less of you...

I know that you know that I knew that. Now you know that I know.

[Reply #17 on:]

no one will like you if you keep this up

Oh no! Illiterate children won't like me!

My age guess on him is 12. Taking all bets!

[Reply #18 on:]

You never know. Could be an extremely naïve and slow-witted 40-year-old.

[Reply #19 on:]

Oh no! Illiterate children won't like me!

Oh... oh horrors.

I know that you know that I knew that. Now you know that I know.

   That makes less sense than screen doors on a spaceship...

[Reply #20 on:]

I'm lost in your eyes...

[Reply #21 on:]

I'm lost in your eyes...

I, for one, am not.

Wait, let me start again.

I, for one, welcome our new misspelling overlords.

Wait, that's not right.

What I am trying to say, is ... what the fuck is "bits" supposed to be in the topic title?

"Bits don't make sense"? (I took the liberty of correcting "sense")  Hold on a minute there, bits are just small things.  They make perfect sense, unless, they, on an individual basis, does not.

Seeing as this topic is all about being anal, then why stop?

Bucky J. Fry still technically could be a slow-witted 40 year old.  Then again, he could be anything else.  And so could you.

Also, best part was when coldangel_1 didn't knew what "anal" meant.  That... was top moment.

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Of course I did. But one should never pass up an opportunity for crudity, Svip... if that is your real name.

[Reply #23 on:]

Of course I did. But one should never pass up an opportunity for crudity, Svip... if that is your real name.

Well played, sir, well played.  As for my real name, it is not important, names are just labels, "Svip" is a label, so that should work just as well for you.

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Well, for what it's worth - my name is Drake Darkclaw.

[Reply #25 on:]

Well, for what it's worth - my name is Drake Darkclaw.

You're still cold to me.  Also, whoever's eyes that is in SpaceCase's post, that blouse sure is spooky.

[Reply #26 on:]

I'd give her a good rogering.
Consensually, of course.

[Reply #27 on:]

I'd give her a good rogering.
Consensually, of course.

No, I'm serious, those flower thingies on the blouse, I am certain I have seen them before.  Gives me the creeps, I'll tell you that much.

And yet, I am slightly intrigued.  Ugh, clearly she has already won.

[Reply #28 on:]

Cower before the awesome power of the floral blouse.

[Reply #29 on:]

Cower before the awesome power of the floral blouse.

It's too late.  I have already been sub-- wait a minute, floral blouse?  Awesome power?  Wait a minute, won't that make it flower power?  The same thing that made Nixon win the election in 1968?

OMG SpaceCase killed Kennedy!  I knew it.

[Reply #30 on:]

[Reply #31 on:]

Whoever created these emoticons failed to realise that the o-mouth smiley is a representation of shock and horror, not boredom.  But given how this site is hosted in Germany, I could be unfamiliar with local affairs.

Also, we can solely blame SpaceCase for having Nixon in Futurama.

[Reply #32 on:]

Of course I did. But one should never pass up an opportunity for crudity, Svip... if that is your real name.

Well played, sir, well played.  As for my real name, it is not important, names are just labels, "Svip" is a label, so that should work just as well for you.

Svip contains a lot of meaning; if you know where to look.

[Reply #33 on:]

I'm lost in your eyes...

1. You assume that's me.

Also, whoever's eyes that is in SpaceCase's post, that blouse sure is spooky.

2. You, however,  don't seem to make said assumption.

I'd give her a good rogering.

3. You' have to get close enough first.

Consensually, of course.

4. At least you respect boundaries.

No, I'm serious, those flower thingies on the blouse, I am certain I have seen them before.  Gives me the creeps, I'll tell you that much.

5. Blecch. Not my style.

And yet, I am slightly intrigued.  Ugh, clearly she has already won.

6. If you meant that the subject of the picture has, you aren't wrong.

Cower before the awesome power of the floral blouse.

7.

It's too late.  I have already been sub-- wait a minute, floral blouse?  Awesome power?  Wait a minute, won't that make it flower power?  The same thing that made Nixon win the election in 1968?

OMG SpaceCase killed Kennedy!  I knew it.

8. I repeat for emphasis.
8.1 Kennedy was assasinated in, what? 1962? Not 1968.
8.2 I was too young to shoulder a weapon then.

Whoever created these emoticons failed to realise that the o-mouth smiley is a representation of shock and horror, not boredom.  But given how this site is hosted in Germany, I could be unfamiliar with local affairs.

Also, we can solely blame SpaceCase for having Nixon in Futurama.

9. Said smiley's eyes are closed, not open.
9.1 That presumes I had something to do with making Futurama.
9.2 Anything I might contribute would've made it worse, not better.
I, uh... I'll just ooze back out under the door now...

[Reply #34 on:]

'nuff said

[Reply #35 on:]

'nuff said

Such scintillating wit!

[Reply #36 on:]

'nuff said

Such scintillating wit!

As witty as it is brief.

[Reply #37 on:]

It's too late.  I have already been sub-- wait a minute, floral blouse?  Awesome power?  Wait a minute, won't that make it flower power?  The same thing that made Nixon win the election in 1968?

OMG SpaceCase killed Kennedy!  I knew it.

8. I repeat for emphasis.
8.1 Kennedy was assasinated in, what? 1962? Not 1968.
8.2 I was too young to shoulder a weapon then.

No, you killed Kennedy to make way for Nixon, it was all part of a larger plot!

Whoever created these emoticons failed to realise that the o-mouth smiley is a representation of shock and horror, not boredom.  But given how this site is hosted in Germany, I could be unfamiliar with local affairs.

Also, we can solely blame SpaceCase for having Nixon in Futurama.

9. Said smiley's eyes are closed, not open.
9.1 That presumes I had something to do with making Futurama.
9.2 Anything I might contribute would've made it worse, not better.
I, uh... I'll just ooze back out under the door now...

If you hadn't made Nixon president, he would never had been an interest for the makers of Futurama, so you didn't have to be part of making Futurama.

I am not making this stuff up.  I'm imaging it.

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No, you killed Kennedy to make way for Nixon, it was all part of a larger plot!

... I am not making this stuff up.  I'm imaging it.

You missed your medications again didn't y- Ahh... hmm...

If you're right, that means I'm part of a huge, very powerful, very (very!) covert conspiracy...

... and YOU know too much.

S'tell me, Svip, have you noticed any unmarked black vans pulling up near you lately?
Have a nice day... 

[SC puts hands in pockets, and walks away, nonchalantly whistling...]

[... the theme to the 'X-Files'...]

 

[Reply #39 on:]

No, you killed Kennedy to make way for Nixon, it was all part of a larger plot!

... I am not making this stuff up.  I'm imaging it.

You missed your medications again didn't y- Ahh... hmm...

If you're right, that means I'm part of a huge, very powerful, very (very!) covert conspiracy...

... and YOU know too much.

S'tell me, Svip, have you noticed any unmarked black vans pulling up near you lately?
Have a nice day... 

[SC puts hands in pockets, and walks away, nonchalantly whistling...]

[... the theme to the 'X-Files'...]

 

My God, this creature have already beaten me.  Unfortunately, you may be have noticed how my location is changing rapidly, because I feared this may would happen, your unmarked black vans arrived at an incorrect location.

But keep trying, sooner or later, there won't be anyone left but us.

But I must admit, I admire your style.