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SlaytanicMaggot
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« #11 : 03-15-2002 23:32 »
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maybe we all will never understand this, like women...
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SlaytanicMaggot
Professor

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« #15 : 03-16-2002 10:49 »
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Originally posted by Sera: hey!! i'm a woman.. except i have 2 eyes
All I meant was that I have many a female friend and I will NEVER be able to understand the way they think and why they act the way they do. When someone figures that out, that man will be worshipped like no ruler or god has been worshipped before.
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Teral

Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary

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« #17 : 03-16-2002 11:15 »
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Originally posted by ProcreatoryHead: id probably say similar to when ur forced to format ur PC, when the hard disk gets that full of crap (remaining systems files from uninstalled software, old device drivers etc) that the thing pretty much refuses to work properly...
Welcome to PEEL, ProcreatoryHead. Enjoy it here.  Wouldn't it equate murder to format a robots harddrive. That way you would whipe out all individual traits of the robot, and replace it with a blank sheet. I think mom built in an ageing device. Either to sell more robots when the old ones failed (most likely, think car manufactures) or to stop immortal robots to seize power (not likely, Mom doesn't care, she has her remote control).
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BrainSluggo

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« #18 : 03-17-2002 02:21 »
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Teral's theory of planned obsolescence fits well into Mom's vile character, and is the best one to use in a script...
However, everybody's forgetting Robot Hell, and robo-religions (the real ones, not the ones Bender makes up to avoid work). Many robots--believing what they are programmed to believe--believe in an afterlife, and you can't have an afterlife if you don't die.
Therefore, if you can live forever by exchanging parts, you have to have a simulation of natural death programmed into you. (Calculon, having lived over a thousand years according to "The Honking," may be a robo-athetist.)
This may all be a cover for Mom's planned-obsolescence scam. The part that makes my head hurts is the fact that robots like Calculon can choose to defy death, and therefore have genuine free choice, just like you puny humans have been tricked into thinking YOU possess. Mwahahahahahahaha!
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