From "Put Your Head On My Shoulder"

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When Fry and Amy are making out in the closet, one of the cans on the shelves is labelled "Condensed Milt."

From Dictionary.com:

Milt (n.) 1. Fish sperm, including the seminal fluid. 2. The reproductive glands of male fishes when filled with this fluid.

Ewwwwwwwww. Farnsworth, you gassy old freak.

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yummy...

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Yowzah! 

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Now, that's just plain ol' disturbing!

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thanks for this totally useless disgusting piece of information... 

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what the hell is THAT doing in the SUPPLIES closet???!!!

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Funny, but ewww.

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Originally posted by JoJo:
what the hell is THAT doing in the SUPPLIES closet???!!!

Isn't it pretty obvious what it is there for? 

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Nice catch, I bet it's Zoidberg's stash just like Bender has the nut in his locker. Naughty naughty...

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Mmmmmmm.... fish sperm...

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[Zoidberg] It's tasty AND it keeps the species goingf! [/Z]

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Euw, how disturbing.

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o...kay. 

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Now Knowing This...
Fry should have told Umbriel when they were in bed together.  "OH, So you just want me for my Milt!"

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Well at least that made a LITTLE bit of sense.

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Bit of correction: the can of "Condensed Milt" is visible in the closet, next to the can of "Emergency Beans"--not when Fry and Amy are making out, but rather when the idiot is breaking up with her. (Dimwit.)

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Aha! Fish sperm. Spoilers for Where The Buggalo Roam:

So this explains how Zoidberg "fertilizes the caviar" without killing himself.

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so... THAT really CAN come in handy some times.
for zoidberg offcourse 
 

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aww man i coulda gone the rest of my life not knowing about fish sperm jeez..And that was funny with zoidberg and the fertilization of the caviar... but still, "This is some foul and repugnat shit"  (Jules Winnfield Pulp Fiction)

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SO? What is so gross about fish sperm?
Caviar is fish eggs, it's just the other half of the process. Probably makes a refreshing summer drink, if slightly salty. 

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Good, that means that Zoidberg has a chance to find a mate after all! I haven't tasted fish eggs, but one guy said, "water tastes like fish eggs"

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FREE HOT MEAL!!!

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I'm curious as to how/why Zoidberg's people die after mating/reproducing. Is it some kind of mutual-damage thing, like when a bee stings you, then dies because it tears itself apart? If so, Zoidberg might have simply "pleasured himself" in the Wongs' caviar. (Obviously, manually 'jiggling his joystick' is not an option, snip.) Also, being a surgeon, in his case the first thing I'D be working on is a procedure to prevent fatal mating!...

Zoidberg: "I've done it! I've done it! So many lives will be spared!"
Leela: "That's wonderful, Doctor Zoidberg! (thinks for a second) I guess..."
Zoidberg: "Let's celebrate, baby!"
Leela: "Wha--EEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!"
Amy: "Pleek, what a smell! Get a room, you two!"
Fry: "Doctor! What the hell are you doing?!"
Leela: "Get lost, Fry!"

..uh oh, I feel a fanfic coming on.

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Originally posted by BrainSluggo:
Also, being a surgeon, in his case the first thing I'D be working on is a procedure to prevent fatal mating!...

maybe some sort of fish condom?
         

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Maybe it's like salmon... the effort of mating leaves them with no energy to continue living.