Xanfor
DOOP Secretary
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Well, you see, if the professor or Hermes actually fired them permanently, they would have to go apply for new jobs. Now, one little-known fact about the future is that you can reapply for a career chip, to check and see if the job you're best suited for has changed over time. Now, Farnsworth and Hermes know that if they (the fired parties) were to go do this, the career chip machine would register them for different jobs. And since no one has ever had the career chip machine assign them new jobs, there would be some severe suspicion, and since they (the fired parties) would not be on good terms with the company that fired them, they may be inclined to reveal that the professor was illegally reusing career chips. Most of the time they were fired, it was mainly just to teach them a lesson, to get some quiet around the building, or send them off to war. You know, the usual.
The only thing the professor doesn't know is that career chips are removable. Actually, he does know. He just forgot. And Hermes doesn't know, because he's never had a career chip. He's a grade 37, fer cryin' out loud!
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