bender lives 1000 years

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i dunno if this has been posted so whatever but in roswell that ends well bender gets stuck in that hole or ditch or dunish thing he lives for 1000 years but in a head in the polls morbo or linda sais that all the robots will die in lyk 300 years or sumthin so how does bender live

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He switches off - and I mean off as in as close as robots get to death off - to conserve power, then reactivates when he gets hit in the head with the shovel.

EDITed so I don't sound like an asshole to the new member.  Welcome to PEEL.
Word of advice: grammar and spelling are optional, but come highly recommended, if for no other reason than that we have quite a few members for whom English is a second language, at least one or two of whom should be responding to this topic in the next half hour or so (you're on, GFF.)

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Good point, but only Bender's head was over 1000. His body is only about 3 years old. Welcome to PEEL spaulding. Enjoy your stay here!

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why am i a new member

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Originally posted by spaulding:
why am i a new member

BEST/WORST QUESTION EVER!

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He's been here longer than you, moosey. 

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No way. Just because he showed up earlier doesn't mean he was here more. The amount of posts is what is important because it indicates experience.

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Not exactly...I mean, look at Nasty. 

Spaulding: I apologize for assuming you were new, since you've been here nearly as long as I have.

However, I'm guessing you've spent rather less time "on PEEL" (posting or looking at threads) than, for instance, MrMoose.

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thatd b right

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He does have a point, though, spaulding. You really shouldn't type with gimp grammer and spelling. It's not MSN, it's a message board.

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yeah i keep forgetting that

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Oops, didn't notice when you signed up. I just didn't remember ever seeing you on PEEL before. Sorry...

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i only remembered i had this account about 5 days ago

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Originally posted by MrMoose:
No way. Just because he showed up earlier doesn't mean he was here more. The amount of posts is what is important because it indicates experience.

You're both wrong.  Neither registration dates nor post counts are important.   

Getting back to the topic of the thread, here is my explanation.

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i didnt see that thread

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You're both wrong. Neither registration dates nor post counts are important.

Yes. The only important thing are big, shiny PEELies.