Lunar Lander Fun?

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I was re-watching the episode The Series Has Landed, and I realized what a touchingly sentimental episode it is, I think even comparable to some of the giants like Luck of the Fryrish or Leela's Homeworld. 

It's the end of the episode where he's standing outside the lunar lander and then the darkness falls around Fry.  Then Fry explains how space was so romantic and everything; anyways onto the point.  This was quite a romantic setting, and Fry and Leela are both sitting in the lunar lander as it flies through space.  Did they or did they not have awesome sex RIGHT THEN AND THERE!?

[#1 :]

I would say
 

Worst.  Poll.  Ever.

But this doesn't come close to a few others I've seen.  Still, I agree that it was a sentimental moment, and an good example of the early stages of Fry/Leela.  Nonetheless,

NO.

[#2 :]

 

Originally posted by winna:
This was quite a romantic setting, and Fry and Leela are both sitting in the lunar lander as it flies through space.  Did they or did they not have awesome sex RIGHT THEN AND THERE!?

Even if they had wanted to, I don't see how they could have.  If they had taken off their spacesuits they would have died.  Explosive decompression, remember?

[#3 :]

Somehow, the fear of death isn't sexy.  Even if they didn't decompress, as David A said, they're already afraid of running out of food, air, and heat.  That doesnt' make the most romantic setting.

[#4 :]

^Exactly. And something would have been mentioned in "I, Roomate" if they had.
Although it's a sentimental episode, it is not comparable to "Luck of the Fryish" or "Leela's Homeworld".

[#5 :]

That wasn't the point of this thread... it was about discussing hot steamy lunar lander sex......

And don't think I didn't contemplate the idea that had they had sex in the lunar lander they would have had to have taken off their space suits and thus would have perished and there wouldn't have been an episode 3....  No, I logically ignored this one flaw of the hot steamy sex by imagining a forcefield in the lunar lander that gave it's occupants heat, oxygen, and pressure equilibrium also an extreme sexual apetite......      

[#6 :]

Doesn't the crew have permeable space suits or something? Like granted the ones in the episode are from an amusement park, but before Fry has managed to get royal jelly in his spacesuit, and brain... He even takes off his helmet in the infosphere so it's possible that any sort of structure in the future has emergency air reserves.

[#7 :]

 

Originally posted by MorboMcFly:
t's possible that any sort of structure in the future has emergency air reserves.

The lunar lander was made in the 1900s though, not in the 2900s.

[#8 :]

You forget that the lander on the moon was not the real one but a replica. Maybe they put emergency air reserves in it. It would not be true to the original of course,but they may have anyway for safety reasons.
At any rate Fry and Leela most definetly did NOT have sex in the lunar lander. I would vote for that in the poll but I already voted that Bender is sexy

[#9 :]

But still they wouldn't have put air reserves in it...it was made in the 1900s. The people in the 30th century couldn't have but air reserves in there because according to Leela no one knew where it was.

[#10 :]

What I mean is it is not the original but a version that they built in the 30th century that looks like it,and maybe they put air reserves in that one.
(congrats on liquid emperor,jicannon )

[#11 :]

But if Fry and Leela were in a replica that they made in the 30th century, how come Leela said that they'd never be able to find it and that no one knows where it is?

Thanks for the congrats btw 

[#12 :]

I have two theories:
1. It was built some time between the 20th century and 30th century and somehow its exact location was forgotten or lost.
2. Leela was just saying that so that Fry would turn back.

[#13 :]

If Fry and Leela did have sex in it... what positions would they have gotten into?

I'm only asking because the room in the lunar lander looks small and like uncomfortable maybe if you were having sex in it....

[#14 :]

It's the original one.  Remember the sign that said "Lander returned to this site by the Historical Sticklers Society"?  That would imply it's the original.  Oh, and also, they did not do the nasty.  This is perhaps the dumbest poll ever...

[#15 :]

Nah, Pannozzi's done worse ones.  Still, I think winna was/is drunk, or is just screwing with us.

[#16 :]

 

Originally posted by winna:
I'm only asking because the room in the lunar lander looks small and like uncomfortable maybe if you were having sex in it....

You want sexcapades? Ok. 
*Takes out pencil and a notebook. Starts scribbling.*
Ok: That Scene Where Fry and Leela are in the lunar lander rewritten to satisfy winna's perverse desires
Fry: *insert his speech about space being romantic and crap*
Leela: You know, you're right.....God, I'm cold....Hmmm...*lusty* Only one way to stay warm, huh?
Fry: Oh, yes!
*ZIP!* *Fads to darkness*
End
There ya have it. It's crappy, but it'll do. Now, I have to wash my hands/eyes.

[#17 :]

 

Originally posted by Zoidberg227:
It's the original one.  Remember the sign that said "Lander returned to this site by the Historical Sticklers Society"?  That would imply it's the original.  Oh, and also, they did not do the nasty.  This is perhaps the dumbest poll ever...

The Apollo 11 LEM, nicknamed Eagle, was jettisoned after rendezous with Columbia (the CSM).  I believe it then crashed onto the surface of the moon.  So the HSS would have had to reassemble it, assuming it was salvagable, which it probably would be, given that there was nothing to decompose it and no erosion, unless it got hit by a meteorite.  I don't know what the point of this is, but anyway they did not do anything from the Kama Sutra in the futra.

[#18 :]

Well, if they thought that they were going to die anyway, and it would be one way to keep warm...

What am I saying, of course they didn't. It would have depleted their oxygen supplies too much, anyway 

[#19 :]

Everything is wrong with this thread.  What kind of plot would that be?  I'm going to have to rewatch this sometime, just to see how it could even be possible.

Bender is sexy, though.

[#20 :]

 

Originally posted by Hedonism Bot:
Well, if they thought that they were going to die anyway, and it would be one way to keep warm...

Opening your spacesuit to the vacuum of space is not a good way to keep warm.   

[#21 :]

^ They were still on the moon, though, weren't they? No vacuum there, except perhaps any at the amusement park.
Not that I think there was any hanky-panky going on in the lander, don't you have more respect for Leela's uptight morals than that? She think striped boots are crazy!

[#22 :]

 

Originally posted by Probulator:
^ They were still on the moon, though, weren't they? No vacuum there, except perhaps any at the amusement park.

There are two things wrong with that statement, and both of them are all of it.

[#23 :]

Well, David Hey, I get to call this guy on a technicality again! while they were still on the surface of the moon, they're not technically in a vacuum.  The moon, being a fairly massive celestial body, does have a smidgen of atmosphere...more so than "space" itself does, meaning they wouldn't have been in the "vacuum of space."  So Probulator was correcct in saying they weren't in a vacuum.

Now if your argument is based on time frame (whether it's between camera cuts or during the credits) it doesn't really matter, because there is no way in Hell (normal or Robot) that this actually happened.

*Shakes fist at winna*

[#24 :]

 

Originally posted by Nerd-o-rama:
Well, David Hey, I get to call this guy on a technicality again! while they were still on the surface of the moon, they're not technically in a vacuum.  The moon, being a fairly massive celestial body, does have a smidgen of atmosphere...more so than "space" itself does, meaning they wouldn't have been in the "vacuum of space."

Technically, there's no such thing as a total vacuum anywhere.  It's a relative term.

Don't let's quibble over semantics, though.  My point was that opening your spacesuit on the moon would not be a good way to keep warm.  You would die.

[#25 :]

 

Originally posted by David A:
 Opening your spacesuit to the vacuum of space is not a good way to keep warm.   

I was still thinking of the permeable space suits. It depends how stretchy the material is, I suppose, and where there's a will... 

[#26 :]

I seriously don't get this thread, Fry and Leela are'nt into eachother much yet, but i still voted yes.

[#27 :]

 

Originally posted by Zoidberg227:
It's the original one.  Remember the sign that said "Lander returned to this site by the Historical Sticklers Society"?  That would imply it's the original.  Oh, and also, they did not do the nasty.  This is perhaps the dumbest poll ever...

What Sign, there was a sign>?

[#28 :]

This sign:

[#29 :]

Although I don't think that Fry and Leela had sex in the Lunar Lander, they've probably done it on the PX ship. Remember TKOS? Think about it, you'll realise it's probably true.

Maybe one day they'll check the cameras, and see themselves playing pelvic penuckle.

[#30 :]

I agree with TNUK on that.  Apparently, Fry and Leela's relationship before they got married had to be incredibly rushed as to fit into the time skips.  Therefore, it's likely that they did it on the ship and then flew back to Earth to get married.  Besides, there's air, gravity, and warmth in the PE ship - things that aren't in the lunar lander.

[#31 :]

What?  There's gravity on the moon!  Are you one of those people that say we didn't land on the moon because in the films the dust settles?  Crazy talk.

And TNUK, part of me agrees with you, and part of me doesn't.  Part of me says even Fry wouldn't push for sex like that, even for consummation (wait until after the marriage), but part of me says "meh, they're gonna get hitched anyway, is it really all that different?"  But then again, it woulda happened in the time skip, and no one would have remembered, so it doesn't count anyway.

[#32 :]

It counts if Leela is impregnated.

[#33 :]

 

Originally posted by Zoidberg22

And TNUK, part of me agrees with you, and part of me doesn't.  Part of me says even Fry wouldn't push for sex like that, even for consummation (wait until after the marriage), but part of me says "meh, they're gonna get hitched anyway, is it really all that different?"

Fry might not. Leela would. Think about it.

She slept with the Zapper. She'd known him for moments, and didn't even drink any champagne. She slept with Alkazar, and didn't really like him. She just thought she was doing her duty.

Then she's overwhelmed with love for Fry, and of course, lust. Naturally, she's going to fuck his brains out on the voyage home. Humpitty humpitty hump, all the way to the bank. Do I have to draw out and animate a diagram?

Edit: Hmmm. In fact, I might see if one of the better artists on PEEL could be persuaded to supply one instead. That'd be a "diagram" worth seeing.

[#34 :]

Point taken.  You win.

 

Do I have to draw out and animate a diagram?

Yes, please do.  No, wait, I don't want to see TNUK porn again.  Do the edit thing.

[#35 :]

I want the diagram as well.  With specificity to genitalia.

[#36 :]

Luckily for the planet, I'm lazy.

[#37 :]

They did NOT do it on the lunar lander.  For one thing although some spacesuits could have "devices" for this sort of thing, they wouldn't be on cheep theme park suits.  Also, the timeing is wrong.  Right after the speech is done, they see bender runing to them.  About 20 seconds later Fry amd Leela look out the window at amy driving the ship.  That's one quick quickie.    Then you see there faces when amy pickes them up in another 20 seconds.  Anyone who thinks they did it AFTER that should lissen to the dialoge

Leela: so Fry, was the real moon anything like the moon you use to dream about?
Fry: Eh, close enough.
What a mood setter!

Not to say that the speech isn't romantic. I cryed when I herd it.

[#38 :]

Wait, that's all the dialogue you heard?

I heard this...

Leela: so Fry, was the real moon anything like the moon you use to dream about?
Fry: eh, close enough.. Say you know what?
Leela: Just shut up...
Fry: I've got an idea of what we can do 
Leela: Ohhhhhh *giggle giggle*
Bender: Bender cracked corn cause he's so great, take that you stupid corn!

[#39 :]

"this topic is retarded, it needs to be closed"

Havent I heard that before? hmm.