Alarm clocks and dreams don't mix

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I had this weird dream last night that was like watching a movie.  It was about some guy that got kidnapped in South America as a kid, then was reunited with his family when he grew up, and owned some ghetto resort.  The thing I remember most vividly is watching the tachometer bounce off the rev limiter on the powerboat that his aunt was taking to get to where he was, 'cause she was in such a hurry. 

Odd.

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That was the worst movie ever.  You should demand that your subconcious refund your money.

 

Originally posted by ZombieJesus:
Recently I dreamt I had a Nokia mobile phone that folded open like a letter. With hinges on the long sides, not the short side. Yes I'm having trouble imagining how it would work as well.

You'll figure out how it works in a dream, then forget it in another dream.  That's what being a scientist is all about.  You are a scientist, right?

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i keep having sex dreams about my boss.. (i think my subconscious is trying to tell me to get laid)..i have sex dreams about people i know too... (even females). It's quite disturbing...

The night before i had a dream that my brother lost his arm at the elbow in an accident..

and LAST night, i missed the huge fight outside my house which consisted of 5 cop cars, a drunk and disorderly kid, my brother almost getting into a fight trying to stop his car from being damanged, the police man who lives across the street got his windscreen smashed in and went absolutely mental, and the kid being arrested..

I HATE it when i miss stuff cause i sleep so deeply.. god dammit..

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I had a peculiar sex dream the other night.  I was with some girl (how many stories that guys tell start out like that?), and we were doing the nasty.  Not so strange, you say?  Well, later on in the dream, I was masturbating for whatever reason, and watching myself in a full length mirror, and the parts down there were all wrong.  They were normal parts upon close inspection, but a man of my gender tends to not have THOSE parts down there.  Talk about a weird feeling when you wake up...

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i had ANOTHER sex dream last night...i slept with my ex-boyfriend and his current girlfriend (the one he cheated on me with) came home and i told her i'd slept with him...
she was an alcoholic and broke up with him... then he was all like "y'know i miss you and i love you"..
and i woke up SO ANGRY that i even THOUGHT of that fucker...
damn my head..i need to see a psychologist i think...

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No, not a shrink, just me. 

I wouldn't worry about it too much ... dreams are just an outlet our minds use to get something off our shoulders.  In my case, it's probably to help overcome my frustration over not having a girlfriend for too long.  In your case, it's to help cope with dating an asshole for a long time.  And hey, no one ever said our coping mechanisms work every time.

[Reply #526 on:]

well aint you a sweetie?..

Trust me, I'd rather be dreaming about that than my normal dreams where people die in massive quantities...
those dreams suck..

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I dreamt I joined some old schoolmates and work colleagues for a really wild joy ride in a big van. They had a class trip and had to get to the airport.
Driving in the opposite direction on a high way, crossing the median strip, stuff like that.
Then we stopped on some small factory parking lot by the side of the road and there were some houses nearby and an ice cream vending machine, and there was some sort of party with Arabic foreigners celebrating something. Some of the girls in the van had ice cream. There was a single cop, but he let us off because he knew one of the gang.

Woo. I wish more of my dreams would be this cool.

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I've just gone back to dreaming about either dying, or killing people.. yay.. (i think)...

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I had the weirdest dream last night. I dreamed i went to a restaurant for ice cream and when it came time to pay the tip i payed it in Chuckee Cheese Game Tokens. And then when i went outside to my car my dad (who had not come with me for ice cream) was standing with my car and told me that i had left the door unlocked and he had had to guard the car against this crazy bag lady who wanted to break into it and steal stuff. And then i met James Marsters (Spike from Buffy). It was odd.

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I had a dream that I was back in New Jersey, and record players were somehow involved, and I watched a TV ad for a toothpaste that advertised that it could be used as an eyeball polish, and that polishing your eyeballs would make you look younger.

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I dreamt that I was in bed, and my cat hoped up, so I decided to pat him, then he curled up next to my pillaw. Sounds fairly sane doesn't it?
Heres the weird bit, when I woke up my cat was curled up next to my pillow already purring

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Originally posted by RS 2thou:
I dreamt that I was in bed, and my cat hoped up, so I decided to pat him, then he curled up next to my pillaw. Sounds fairly sane doesn't it?
Heres the weird bit, when I woke up my cat was curled up next to my pillow already purring

Woah, what weird dreams you have! 

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I had the most peculiar dream. I dreamt I was in my apartment, and I discovered this young girl who gone through my closet and gone ahead to wear my clothes. I told her “No, you have to get your mother to buy clothes for ya…” Then I woke up… what was that all about? 

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Last night I had a dream that five boys claiming to by my best friends "since the war started and my people were killed" came to my house, and told me that the goobie-shoot was coming to get us. This was of apparent signifigance, because I was highly alarmed. "Quick!" one of them grabbed me by the arm and dragged me into the garage, "We have to take cover!" he said, as we ducked into the corner. Suddenly, there was a knock at the side door, and an unusually large man dressed in a radioactive neon blue suit kicked it down and looked our way.

"Oh Em Jee! It's the goobie-shoot!" one of my lardier friends shrieked.

I slid underneath my mother's car, but the friends couldn't fit, so the goobie-shoot found and ate them. When he finally left my garage, I sobbed because my doughnuts, which I must have aquired via tunneling or some other rare/impossible phenomenon, were attached to his back pocket. I stood up. Cue the cheesy ninja movie music.

"I SHALL AVENGE YOU!"

All of a sudden, I was really old, and telling my story to a classroom of Kindergateners.

"And so I did."

The children clapped and stared in awe. I smiled and stood in a pose similar to the Trojan man as confetti flew wildly behind me. Then I woke up.

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Everyone knows the Trojan man exists only in the minds of naïve church girls assured that condoms make sex morally acceptable 

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Last night i had a dream about the cast of coronation street fighting a group of stormtroopers, the stormtroopers were easily winning.

It then suddenly went to a gameshow type thing where the objective of this part of the game was to build a tower out of bricks and foam. There was a red team a blue team and a green team. On each team there was a man and a women. The women on my team was Japanese and very sexy, she was wearing a blue bra and pants. Instead of playing the game me and her started to shag each other up against the wall. Then i awoke.

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I am finding myself in serious trouble here: Lately I appear to have gotten  out of bed, shutting of my cellphone in one one corner of the room, shut off my two other clocks, each in separate corners of the room, and gone back to bed. And I can never remember shutting them off... I mean, come on, what do I have to do, hide them in drawers?

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I've had some pretty fucked up dreams the last few nights, most of which involved Star Wars in some way.

Like the first one, where I come home from somewhere and there was a message on my answering machine from my mom, she said "You can go to the mall." (..?)
So I found some random person to take me to the mall, and he walked around in EB Games for 3 hours.
And then when I asked if I could go home, he said he couldn't give me a ride. Then he took a staircase downstairs to a KOTOR-esque dungeon.
I tripped one of the mines, but didn't die.
Then the kid stopped to talk to 3 people who were wounded, including Revan...
And then we went into this weird hangar that had the Ebon Hawk in it, and then the girl pilot agreed to bring me back home. So we went into space, and there was like 5 people on board, including my friend's brother (...?).
Then I saw some TIE Fighters and some X-Wings, and the pilot said "I'll be back in a second." and ran back through the ship.
Then I looked out the window and we were on some kind of prehistorical planet, and the pilot was a huge T-Rex dueling a big stegosaurus (...?!?!?)
And I walked off the ship, found some sort of rune that transformed me into a Stegosaurus.
Then everything stopped and I was back as a human in some kind of parking lot, where there was a ton of 10 year old girls screaming around a limo.
Then my old choir teacher walked out of the limo as a security guard, and then some baseball player walked out smiling. Then all the girls left right away, and the guy walked inside the building.
And then I woke up.

Please, help me.

[Reply #539 on:]

I dreamed I beat Randy Johnson in a car race.  Also, some of the other cars in the race were going in the opposite direction, so every lap you had to dodge oncoming traffic. 

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I dreamt my German Socio teacher was the evil guy with the tree tattoo from HBO's  Carnivàle.
I do have an oral exam from the guy IRL.

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I had a dream that PEEL was a group of dogs I had to walk. They tugged and got away, and I chases after them fro a bit. The I went back home. On my way home, I was nearly run over by an Amish truck (it was made of wood).

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I had this dream the other day, but I can only remember one part.

I was sitting on a wicker chair when out of the blue I took a draw from a pipe that I had and annouced in an irritated and slightly sarcastic voice,

"The only people alive anymore are Canadians..."

It made sense and seemed very profound and witty when I first woke up, but now I don't know what it means. Alas, I probably never will...

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I had another weird turning into a chick dream the other night.  I had boobies.  I was disappointed with them -- they were small, and one was bigger than the other.  Of course, there was nothing wrong with them in retrospect; I just remember being disappointed in the dream.  I also had longish hair, and it was in pigtails.  It didn't look half bad.  Then, at the end of the dream, I let my hair out, and it was kinda wavy, and I was a full guy again.  I walked up some steps into a building (school building, I think), and all the girls were swooning over me.     

Edit: I'm not confused because girls were swooning over me ... just thought I'd clear that up.

[Reply #544 on:]

i had a dream that my friend (who is female) had a penis and we were having sex..
and my other friend was wanting to join in..

i feel really preverted, wrong and evil..
help...

[Reply #545 on:]

I dreamt one of my classmates admitted she was lesbian.

I've been remembering lots of dreams lately.

[Reply #546 on:]

Coincedentally, me too. Last night I dreamed I lived in South Park. I killed Kenny.

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This morning before I woke up, I had a dream that involved a great deal of running from the police on a motorcycle, and subsequently killing old people with wooden stakes because they opposed my political campaign.

[Reply #548 on:]

I had a dream I did it with Katie Holmes....oh yeah...

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Had a dream last night about buying clothes.  Yankees gear, mostly.

I just realized it's been about two years since I bought clothes anywhere other than a rock show.  I need to go buy some white t-shirts that aren't covered in oilstains, so I can write "I hate bottles" on them.

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I had a dream the other night that was kinda like cartoonish. It was strange because for some reason I thought it was real in the dream. It was about war and eveyone dies at the end.

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Dammit, now you gave away the ending.  I was gonna read the novelization.

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I recently dreamt some guy came to my house to replace a broken window. He took out the glass and rolled it up. That's right, rolled it up.

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I had this weird dream that I was Rocky Balboa and that me and Apollo Creed were climbing a mountain in preparation to fight Mr. T. We got to the top and there was a lighthouse and a campfire and we had marshmallows.

And I haven't even seen Rocky III...

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I dreamt that i was in this building with all of the star wars actors and actresses and i was talking to the guy who plays palpatine. I then went home and suddenly just went back to the same place and i saw natalie portman inside so i went to her and started saying some random stuff. She told me that i had to hide because the soldiers who were outside the building were killing anyone who had gotton in without a pass. I went outside and saw 5 nerds getting shot so i dropped all of my stuff and ran inside. I saw Natalie again and said to her that i had something important to say. Before i could say anything she told me that she loved me. This was the same thing i had to tell her so we had a quik snog and ran off. Then i woke up.

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Damn you weird dreams, damn you to hell!
I was running down a hallway in, like, a space station or something. As I was running I wnet past some stormtrooper-esque guys firing blaster rifles at big weird aliens. The aliens were fighting back, just punching them. I ran across some things that happened to be both robots and dark jedi at the same time, so I used Celerity, one of my vampiric diciplines, to speed up and out run them. I knew that If I could lose them, the big weird aliens would beat them up for me. Well, it turns out that the cause of all this chaos was the head vampire. I ran into the end room on the space station to confront it. It tuns out that the head vampire is a topless Tara Reid. I had to fight her, and when I had knocked her dow, I went to drive a stake into her heart. However, instead of a steak, I had a tiny lightsaber. Stangely, it would not penitrate. That's all I remember.
Before any of you ask, no, I have not been playing KotOR, and yes, I have been playing, Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines.

[Reply #556 on:]

I had that same dream. Minus the vampire parts and Tara Reid and the part about not playing kotor.

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Damn you nerdy dreams, damn you to hell!
All  I remember was that I was outside eating, when I told a random stranger of a brilliant plan I had. He asked wht it was, and I replied, "Swordchucks, yo"
Somebody help me!

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My dream was too horrible for anyone to know.  Especially the 2 people it was about.  I wish it was one of those dreams you don't remember, but it's not.  *shudders*

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I had two dreams the other night, one involved me being stabbed, the other being beaten up. The first one was very disturbing, and I actually had a pain in my back where I was "stabbed" even after I woke up.

The second one was more bizarre - it wasn't as violent as the first, actually I dreamt I was in the Soviet Army, personal friends with a General. There we were in this field camp, and I was talking with the General but made the mistake of nearly following him into his tent, at which point a big lummox of a bodyguard grabbed me saying "no one goes in the General's tent" and started punching me up quite heavily. I was just trying to stop him, saying "Get off me Grasdenko, you stupid bloody Ukrainian!", at which point the General rushed back out and pulled him off me, explaining my rank and friendship, but Grasdenko was still suspicious. Cretin. "No harm done" as such, but I remember looking in the mirror and my nose was so swollen it seemingly took out nearly half my face...

I also had a dream about KOTOR actually last week...
It was in two parts - one about the Exile trying to find Revan, meeting various opponents on the way, yadda, yadda, but the other bit - the more fun bit - was a male Jedi (in my dream, both the Exile and Revan are female somehow...) who formed an uneasy alliance with a rouge Sith - far from swearing himself to the Jedi, I guess he's just disillusioned or something - and they've travelled to a shopping centre looking out for a trader trying to sell off a rare, powerful and very dangerous artefact - one he is quite ignorant about. The pair arrive just as the trader starts calling out for prospective buyers. Several other Sith are there and they start putting in offers, playing the trader for a fool, slowly descending on him and he's beginning to look nervous. So then the Jedi comes up from behind and stamps the authority of the Jedi Order down and just takes the artefact off the trader. The artefact is beginning to rattle and radiate a purple light, and the Sith are angry. The Jedi gets all preachy and all, but realises the Sith are closing in, so he looks to his ally for backup, but his Sith friend has retreated to the nearest lift (or elevator if you will) and refuses to come out. The Jedi marches back to him and starts to order him to come out and help him, but the man just shakes his head nervously, glancing to the Jedi and then to the now glowing and shaking artefact, and then back again. The other Sith of course have now closed in around the pair, but the Jedi's still trying to order the guy to come out.
Then he has a moment of realisation as he looks down at the artefact himself and realises it looks ready to explode. After a pause, a brainwave hits him and he tosses the artefact back at the other Sith and dives into the lift with the other guy and quickly closes the door. Outside absolutely all hell breaks loose. Crazy - but strangely near to coherence for one of my dreams...