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Nixorbo

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« Reply #80 on: 04-05-2003 07:02 »

Since no one has said it yet:

Your mom.
Nurdbot

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« Reply #81 on: 04-05-2003 07:03 »

[Wanky]My hand.[/Wanky]
[FishyJoe]Pie.[/FishyJoe]
SpacemanSpiff

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« Reply #82 on: 04-05-2003 08:00 »
« Last Edit on: 04-05-2003 08:00 by Tweek »

 
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Originally posted by Nimkip:
Zombiejesus? I don't know where to put this, but I have to ask you a question!
Do you know any stores in belguim which sell the family guy dvd's?


either slimmy or codefish, of course. man, those guys are hot.


[Since Spiffy commented on their hotness this is on topic.. the original quiestion wasn't so that post was deleted]
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« Reply #83 on: 04-05-2003 08:34 »

I really don't know... Maybe I do when I get older.
Nurdbot

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« Reply #84 on: 04-05-2003 08:51 »

Good Hawk.
Bend-err

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« Reply #85 on: 04-05-2003 08:53 »

there are too many I wanna fuck  :D
Nurdbot

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« Reply #86 on: 04-05-2003 08:55 »

You kiss your mother with that mouth..?..At least put a Asterix in that word.

This >*<.
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« Reply #87 on: 04-05-2003 09:11 »

I would love to give Christina Agueliera a go if you know what I mean,and than I would dump her!
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« Reply #88 on: 04-05-2003 09:22 »

@Nurdbot: I don't kiss my mother anyway.

And what's the different if I put Asterix in that word or not
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« Reply #89 on: 04-05-2003 10:05 »

 
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Originally posted by Nimkip:
I would love to give Christina Agueliera a go if you know what I mean,and than I would dump her!

Oh my god Christina Agueliera is a dirty tramp.

Teral

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« Reply #90 on: 04-05-2003 10:09 »

Use an Obelix instead, much funnier.
Australian Guy

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« Reply #91 on: 04-05-2003 10:17 »

Its true, she is. Nice arse tho.
Why do i get the feeling, that after seeing that site, some pervert in florida was down on the marina trying to pick up an aquatic mammal?
Nimkip

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« Reply #92 on: 04-05-2003 10:20 »

I know she is a whore, but I said I would dump her after the sex!!
  :laff:

Ricky

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« Reply #93 on: 04-05-2003 10:37 »

Riiiiiight...
fromage

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« Reply #94 on: 04-05-2003 10:44 »

 
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Originally posted by Nimkip:
I would love to give Christina Agueliera a go if you know what I mean,and than I would dump her!

Like all of us, you know you'd never be able to do that.
Margarita

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« Reply #95 on: 04-05-2003 10:47 »

oh fromage,I just found your name means 'cheese'on french  :p
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« Reply #96 on: 04-05-2003 10:47 »

what would you guys do, if your sister was the most beautiful girl ever created?

  :D   :D   :D   :D

Would you peek on her?  :nono:
fromage

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« Reply #97 on: 04-05-2003 10:56 »

 
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Originally posted by Margarita:
oh fromage,I just found your name means 'cheese'on french   :p

I am very proud of you.
And some people in the "real world" (where almost nobody talk about star trek) call me Fromage too. And it's not because I smell bad!  :)

And to prevent that post from becoming useless, I'll answer Juliet's question.

The person I most want to have sex with is my girlfriend, who is the most beautiful girl I've ever met. (I was saying that even before being with her)

But if the question means "who is the celebrity that you find the most attractive?", I'll have to say Nicole Kidman or Heather Graham. Or maybe Laura Prepon from that 70 show.
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« Reply #98 on: 04-05-2003 12:19 »

 
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Originally posted by Nimkip:
what would you guys do, if your sister was the most beautiful girl ever created?

   :D    :D    :D    :D

Would you peek on her?   :nono:

When did West Virginia get the internet?

ZombieJesus

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« Reply #99 on: 04-05-2003 12:32 »

*checks profile*
*changes nationality*
Nurdbot

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« Reply #100 on: 04-05-2003 13:56 »

*Invades Belgium, crushes Nimkip, installs Slimmy as new leader, leaves Belgium*
evan

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« Reply #101 on: 04-05-2003 15:09 »

 
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Originally posted by Nimkip:
what would you guys do, if your sister was the most beautiful girl ever created?

   :D    :D    :D    :D

Would you peek on her?   :nono:

Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.

Uh...I don't have a sister....anymore   :flirt:

(Has now just confused self and unable to figure out what I meant by this post)
Jeremy

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« Reply #102 on: 04-05-2003 15:11 »

You sick bastard! I'm telling mom!
evan

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« Reply #103 on: 04-05-2003 15:13 »

I think Mom might know already. After all, she did catch me dragging sis's corpse out to the backyard in a garbage bag.

"Son, what's that?"
"Nothing, mom. Just some trash."
"Why's it bleeding?"
"It's, uh, bleeding trash."
"Oh, okay. When you're done taking out the trash, call your sister and Jeremy to dinner."
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« Reply #104 on: 04-05-2003 16:59 »

 
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Originally posted by Nimkip:
what would you guys do, if your sister was the most beautiful girl ever created?

   :D    :D    :D    :D

Would you peek on her?   :nono:

Hey I peek on my sister all the time and she is far from being the most beautiful girl ever created.
Anyho I'm claiming Amy before Kryten gets here.

BTW mods I did a thread like this except it was about peelers not celebrities and it got closed, thats discrimination against wankers I tells ya

Margarita

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« Reply #105 on: 04-05-2003 17:19 »

this thread is not about PEELers? Aww
Ben

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« Reply #106 on: 04-05-2003 21:33 »

Wow, not only are Peelers pathetic, they have really bad taste as well.

Christina Aguilera..?

"Oh yes Mr Corporate-man, fuck me up the ass a little harder! Tell me what I want! Tell me bitch! I have no need for independent thought!"
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« Reply #107 on: 04-05-2003 23:18 »

Let's hear Ben!, Let's.
evan

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« Reply #108 on: 04-06-2003 00:06 »

 
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Originally posted by Ben:
Wow, not only are Peelers pathetic, they have really bad taste as well.

Christina Aguilera..?

"Oh yes Mr Corporate-man, fuck me up the ass a little harder! Tell me what I want! Tell me bitch! I have no need for independent thought!"

I'd go Christina Aguilera, pre-skantified version.

Anyway, I do think that a lot of it has to do with power and celebrity. To have sex with a famous person (I'll generalize, and say 'famous female') is about power. Women are generally portrayed as passive/without power. The rich and famous are seen as very powerful. Hence, the condudrum.

The act of fucking a famous person puts you on an equal level with them. We all want to be rock-stars, don't we? Through fantasies, we, the anonymous and powerless, can imagine being famous and powerful.
Nurdbot

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« Reply #109 on: 04-06-2003 02:03 »

*Imagines his Communist army marching through PEEL, Red Banners and all*

Say what..?
Tweek

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« Reply #110 on: 04-06-2003 02:26 »

 
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Originally posted by Margarita:
this thread is not about PEELers? Aww
I don't think there is anything saying you can't name a PEELer as the person you want most, it just might not be a good idea unless you know the person concerned wouldn't take offence.
Jeremy

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« Reply #111 on: 04-06-2003 02:29 »

Tweek.
Ben

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« Reply #112 on: 04-06-2003 02:56 »

What? You dirty tramp! I'll fight you for him.
Nurdbot

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« Reply #113 on: 04-06-2003 02:59 »

Tweek's HTML powers must make him attractive. I've been always fond of Kryten.
Jeremy

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« Reply #114 on: 04-06-2003 03:01 »

Kryten? You have horrible taste in men. Tweek is where it's at.
Tweek

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« Reply #115 on: 04-06-2003 03:02 »

I'm afraid, I'm very afraid
Aleel

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« Reply #116 on: 04-06-2003 04:39 »

 
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Originally posted by MelBee:
Why has no-one mentioned Legolas/Orlando Bloom...?
Sweet, sweet Orlando...

'Cause I didn't notice this thread until I changed my mind and started fancying Elrohir.   :p
Though you AND Holly have a pretty good taste as well.   :)
SpacemanSpiff

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« Reply #117 on: 04-06-2003 07:13 »
« Last Edit on: 04-06-2003 07:13 »

 
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Originally posted by Tweek:
I'm afraid, I'm very afraid

here, let me hold you. tight.
MelBee

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« Reply #118 on: 04-06-2003 07:16 »

 
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Originally posted by Ricky:
 Because we've seen him without his costume. And he isn't really that good of an archer.    :p

I didn't want him for his archery...
Gocad

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« Reply #119 on: 04-06-2003 07:18 »

 
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Originally posted by MelBee:
Why has no-one mentioned Legolas/Orlando Bloom...?
Sweet, sweet Orlando...

ever seen Black Hawk Down.
-> Pfc. Blackburn
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