Who would you like to f*** the most?

[Reply #480 on:]

Kristen Kelly is a slut, shes always down on main street selling her ass for coco puffs...


*TOTP Dance* WOOP!

[Reply #481 on:]

 

Originally posted by Melllvar:
 I thought Alyson Hannigan was going out with Ginger Fish (drummer in Marilyn Manson's band)?

Bastard.

Whoever she is going out with, I hate him   

[Reply #482 on:]

I heard on the American Pie commentary that she was very much like her character (Michelle) in real life after she's revealed as a sex-hungry slut.

That does it for me.  She's so damn cute too.

[Reply #483 on:]

Tell me...am I weird for not having any serious crush on a female celebrity? Because I've been reading through this thread, and I really don't know or care about a lot of the people being mentioned.

Sure, there's the animalistic nature of sex...of ravaging, which I think we all would enjoy. But aside from that, I don't really like any so called "wanna f***" " celebrities.

[Reply #484 on:]

A little bit weird, but not too much.
I'd recommend a course of leeches on your wang to sort you out.

I mentioned Alyssa Milano, but I forgot Rose McGowan, her sexy ass Charmed co-star!!

[Reply #485 on:]

I doubt I could've said no to Tara Reid

[Reply #486 on:]

The Babylon 5 thread reminded me: Patricia Tallman would be high on my list. 

And since flood control has blocked my message, I'll just say that Jeri Ryan is also hot. 

[Reply #487 on:]

        

[Reply #488 on:]

Is that your father?

[Reply #489 on:]

 

Originally posted by Juliet:

          

I second that motion     

[Reply #490 on:]

Agent Smith is a computer virus. Juliet and Speli want to do a computer virus.

[Reply #491 on:]

There are so many things wrong with that sentence that I can't go on.

[Reply #492 on:]

I was just explaining.

[Reply #493 on:]

 

Originally posted by fry2006:
Agent Smith is a computer virus. Juliet and Speli want to do a computer virus.

Computer viruses aren't all bad. A couple of years ago there was this one that kept sending me love letters. 

[Reply #494 on:]

LoveLetter.It doesn't love you. It infects you.

[Reply #495 on:]

Was it me?

[Reply #496 on:]

Nothing more infectious than catching the Love Bug!

[Reply #497 on:]

(catches the love bug and tells everyone that I love them)

[Reply #498 on:]

Drew Barrymore
Drew Barrymore
Drew Barrymore
and
Zhang Ziyi
Zhang Ziyi
Zhang Ziyi

The Love Bug

[Reply #499 on:]

You know those are multiples, right?

[Reply #500 on:]

I want to shove a Yoohoo bottle in & out of Nurdbots' ass so fast till he can't take it anymore.

[Reply #501 on:]

You want to let the Yoohoo bottle do Nurdbot?

[Reply #502 on:]

Jennifer Connelly

[Reply #503 on:]

 

Originally posted by Sarge:
I want to shove a Yoohoo bottle in & out of Nurdbots' ass so fast till he can't take it anymore.

Until he can't take it anymore because he needs medical attention, or until he can't take anymore of the pleasure of being violated by a bottle?

[Reply #504 on:]

 

Originally posted by ShineFusion:
The Love Bug

this bug?

[Reply #505 on:]

What the hell is that, Margarita?

[Reply #506 on:]

No, that bug's missing the number 53.

[Reply #507 on:]

Brainbug! (Speli's link  )

[Reply #508 on:]

Margarita, is it a bug from Starship Troopers?

[Reply #509 on:]

A bug and a car. Pretty much the same thing.

[Reply #510 on:]

I guess it is... If you're driving a Beetle...