Who would you like to f*** the most?

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Speaking of redheads and rock chicks...Belinda Carlisle. 43 and holding her own against Avril Lawhothehellcares in the sexxxy dept.  I kinda dig the dumpy Dixie Chick though, so what the hell do I know?

Whoa..A girl crazee TOTPLapdance

[Reply #41 on:]

What..?!

Tweek said all the people who registered in 2000 were the smartest!, We're all doomed!

Also I predict Total's post is going to be long, Very very long.

[Reply #42 on:]

[Zapp]This thread is disgusting! Do go on.[/Zapp]

So many women, so many ... mmm
*runs away*

[Reply #43 on:]

[Iliketoprayalot]Your all perverts![/Iliketoprayalot]

 

[Reply #44 on:]

::is tempted to slap Nurdbot real hard, but restrains himself::

[Alien]SILENCE![/Alien]

[Reply #45 on:]

 

Originally posted by Nurdbot:
What..?!

Tweek said all the people who registered in 2000 were the smartest!, We're all doomed!

When did I say that  I've always said that all the best people joined July/August 2001.

[Reply #46 on:]

the tv if it had a hole 

[Reply #47 on:]

Well that comment scarred me for life.

[Reply #48 on:]

Uh... yeah... your TV must be really hot.

[Reply #49 on:]

After what television has doen to us, it wants some attention too, notice 

*petting tv and whispering naugthy words to it*

[Reply #50 on:]

This conversation has gotten a little too perverted...

[Reply #51 on:]

Just blame it on the hormones 

[Reply #52 on:]

I blame it on you.

[Reply #53 on:]

And your TV.

[Reply #54 on:]

I have a good advice for you:

Ok, are you ready?
Here I go!

 

[Reply #55 on:]

No..Nurdbot want to..live.

[Reply #56 on:]

I regret saying that  .

Do you still love me Nurdbot? 

[Reply #57 on:]

"Still"?

[Reply #58 on:]

....

Help.

[Reply #59 on:]

Run, Nurdbot! I'll distract him with the TV.

[Reply #60 on:]

[Tweek}Break it off people! This is not a chat room![/Tweek]

[Reply #61 on:]

*Running*

Thank yooou!!

[Reply #62 on:]

*evil laugh*  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH 

You shall not escape!!!!!!

[Reply #63 on:]

<h1>Stop Spamming now</h1>

[Reply #64 on:]

Ok, I'll stop, I think I've learned my lesson now 

[Reply #65 on:]

 

Originally posted by Nurdbot:
....

Help.

::sings:: Somebody has a boyfriend 

Nah, I don't wanna reviwe the gender-operation joke, so let's get back on topic.

Ezri Dax was definetely cute, and the spots was just like a serious case of freckles. Definetely cute. Too bad most women grow out of freckles (or hide them with heavy make-up) as they're just about the cutest thing ever.

[Reply #66 on:]

Teral, Ezri Dax was indeed a cutie  pity she wasn't in more series 

[Reply #67 on:]

Google for Nicole DeBoer and you 'll see she 's in some movies.

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Offtopic: Zombiejesus, are you from belguim?
 

[Reply #69 on:]

I wouldn't mind Robbie Williams giving me some  and Spike from Buffy.

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Originally posted by ZombieJesus:
Google for Nicole DeBoer and you 'll see she 's in some movies.

I saw her in "My date With The President's Daughter" 2-3 weeks ago. Standard Hollywood comedy, but entertaining nonetheless.

Suddenly who do I see coming into the picture? Hold on, sit up, isn't that...? Yes, it is Nicole DeBoer.  Definetely lived up the flick.

[Reply #71 on:]

My dream date would be with gareth Gates and that just a date and nothing more. He is just too cute. I also have secret crushes on too many guys.

[Reply #72 on:]

^ Like say Bender?  I want my Hairdresser, She's so much more hotter than actors ive seen about the place, Perhaps even more so than Catherine Bell. She actually looks a bit like her.... 

[Reply #73 on:]

Why has no-one mentioned Legolas/Orlando Bloom...?
Sweet, sweet Orlando...

[Reply #74 on:]

Viggo Mortenson/Aragorn and Roy Keane are the only celebrities I really fancy. Non-celebrities is just too much information. . .   

[Reply #75 on:]

Hurry up and get to 20 pages, I want to name the next one of these.

'The sad, hormonally-charged depravity thread'

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Originally posted by MelBee:
Why has no-one mentioned Legolas/Orlando Bloom...?
Sweet, sweet Orlando...

Because we've seen him without his costume. And he isn't really that good of an archer.   

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For what it's worth, I wouldn't mind doing Nimkip's TV.

As for women, I'll wait for everyone to stake their claims in this thread. Whoever's left, I'll F***.

[Reply #78 on:]

For what it's worth, I wouldn't mind doing Nimkip's TV!

Sorry man, my propperty only! However, I do have some vcr's left   

Mind, they have been used though!

[Reply #79 on:]

P.S. Sarge gets both a  and a  for his previous antics.

 

Originally posted by Spice Weasel:
You don't want to know where he got the "fishy" part of his name in the first place.

www.dolphinsex.org

I tried to explain to everyone that I should be called "Mammal Jeff", but they wouldn't listen. The first nickname stuck.