Who would you like to f*** the most?

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It's the fake long blond hair I love. So he can keep the wig and the costume on...

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"You can leave your wig onnnnnnn...."
[backup singers] LEEEAVE YOUR WIG ONNNN!!"[/backup singers]

Would a celebrity orgy be too much to ask for my next birthday?
Portman, Anya from Buffy, Jennifer Garner, Cat Deely, Alyssa Milano.

Ah, greed.

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The problem with that is, that they may leave you out and just go at it themselves.

Actually, watching'll do just fine.

::grabs popcorn::

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Bring on Nappster!!

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Originally posted by ~FazeShift~:
Would a celebrity orgy be too much to ask for my next birthday?
Portman, Anya from Buffy, Jennifer Garner, Cat Deely, Alyssa Milano.

Ah, greed.

Sounds like something straight out Friends. The one where Chandler and Janice each picked 5 celebrities they were allowed to do the horizontal hooky-pooky with, and the other one couldn't get mad.

"You laminated it!!?"

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Yeah, I did mine in the last "Desire" thread, and as far as I know, they're laminated too.

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Shakira         
and iliketowankalot

Threesome!

Also thanks to this thread for giving me the best laughs since getting my whole body smashed in last night.

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You want a dirty sex-crazed person who makes goat sounds in your bed? And don't get me started on iliketowankalot!

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Vote Ricky for PotM May 2003 for that post alone 

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I'd definitely go with Shakira, in her red or black-hair version. I'd punch anyone who says her name wrong.

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Alyson Hannigan. It's been said, but bears repeating. If I were allowed to choose one woman in all the world to be with it would be Alyson Hannigan.

As I don't stand a chance of ever becoming her personal sex slave, I'm quite willing to have sex with any PEELette who doesn't mind wearing a ginger wig and talking about having sex with musical instruments a la American Pie.

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(main stream old guy choice) I would of said Harrison Ford, except him dating Calista Flockhart makes me so ill that I wish him a slow painful death.

(younger nerd tv show choice) Seth Green as Oz on "Buffy"... mmmm short and skinny.

otherwise, I'll have to go with your mom, or juliet.

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I have this problem. There's this person, on this message board I visit sometimes, that I totally have a crush on. However, I get all weird and nervous whenever I IM that person. We've been talking for a while, but I don't think that the other party feels the same way about me that I do about them.

Oh, I'll admit it now....Archie, I love you.

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Originally posted by evan:

Oh, I'll admit it now....Archie, I love you.

Since you revealed this in this particular thread, can we assume you want to take your love to the next level?   

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Sohpie Ellis Bexter (next bond chick i hope)
Mini Driver
and a Secretary from my work

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(qouted by Nimkip):

Nimkip? You mean PIKMIN?!

Filthy J-pop whore-in-denial!

Repent!

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Your mom.

(Had to do it)

(If it's already been done, curse the person who beat me to it)

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*points and laughs at Drippy*
You're late! Live in the now!

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Ah, The ever moving now.

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Nimkip? You mean PIKMIN?!

PIKMIN> NIMKIP when you turn it around! 

You know the game?

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Originally posted by totalnerduk:
Alyson Hannigan. It's been said, but bears repeating. If I were allowed to choose one woman in all the world to be with it would be Alyson Hannigan.

As I don't stand a chance of ever becoming her personal sex slave, I'm quite willing to have sex with any PEELette who doesn't mind wearing a ginger wig and talking about having sex with musical instruments a la American Pie.

Have you ever got in touch with her to offer your services as a sex slave? If not, you never know she might like the idea 

You want a PEELette with a wig, are there none with naturally suitable hair, or who might at least be willing to dye there's? 

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I like Archie2K because he is cute 

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My wife, Meg Ryan, any other human female - in that order.

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I like to get busy with Fry 

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I'll do anyone, even the ugly and fat people!

I'm willing to take one for the team!

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I would like to fuck nimkip.
With a cactus.

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Originally posted by ZombieJesus:
I would like to fuck nimkip.
With a cactus.

You are in the same country so why not do it? 

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I would like to fuck nimkip.
With a cactus.

You like it rough huh? I'm willing to go extreme!

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Just how 'extreme' are you willing to go? I hear MuscaDomestica is planning a new movie.

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Originally posted by evan:
I have this problem. There's this person, on this message board I visit sometimes, that I totally have a crush on. However, I get all weird and nervous whenever I IM that person. We've been talking for a while, but I don't think that the other party feels the same way about me that I do about them.

Oh, I'll admit it now....Archie, I love you.

I knew it!

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*point to picture*

I'll do it!

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Mmmm, I can't wait to see this hot, cactus on man action.

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Hey VelourFog, how about a threesome?

Bull-on-arse action. Ooh, that has gotta hurt!

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Who the third person  That bull picture is so funny.

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  Totalnerd got there first, but Alyson Hannigan all the way.

  The third person would presumably be evan.

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Originally posted by Dark Prince:
Totalnerd got there first, but Alyson Hannigan all the way.

I think there's a queue consisting of Tweek, myself, TNUK and you (in that order).

Standard shotgun rules apply, I think Tweek called her.

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Maybe I'd go with a girl from UK
I heard they were pretty easy

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Is this true? JOY!

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I'll take you out to a bar on a Friday night. Get drunk then go upto some girl and start talking. They'll probably find you adorable for being from a strange foreign land. Ignore their drunken ramblings, check the ring finger, then sneak off to the bathroom and get some condoms. Then sleep with hyer and run away before the alcohol wears off and you see what an ugly bint she really is 

So yes, it is true.

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Maybe I'd go with a girl from UK
I heard they were pretty easy

Joy, mabey. However, would you want to hear a english girl with a crappy accent, similar to a screaming cat, while you rock her world?

I don't think so! What if she has an orgasm? You wouldn't survive the anoying sound she makes! It will make you deaf!

*shudders*