The Great Campaign Thread

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Just an idea: If you want to win POTM, or want to back Nurdbot/TMC/Nix in their constant efforts, post your campaign messages here. (keeps the nomination thread free of crap for a start) Post your attempts to scandalise and slander other PEELers here so they don't win.

Get ready to make some speeches and sling some mud!

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I don't know about this, but I'm gonna post this picture again and hopefully take TMC's seat in the final poll.

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Vote for Nurdbot or I will smite you!

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I think I'm going to be sick

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One more person must vote for me if I am to continue my record.m So far I have increased my number of nominations every month since the beginning of time. Last month I got 7. So far this month I have 7. Plus I'm ill. Come on people. You know you wanna.

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Ahhh, sympathy nomination, the great axis on which the POTM often turns. However, you're getting all the breaks recently. If anybody deserves sympathy it's either TMC or Nix. They know each other in real life!. 

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How have I got all the breaks recently? Oh yes, girlfriend. Forgot about her. Good job she doesn't know about this site.

She doesn't know about this site does she???!!!   

Another reason to give me sympathy. Thanks to this friggin cold bug I haven't really felt like eating and in doing so I've lost 7lbs in 4 days. That can't be good can it?

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you needed to lose that weight anyways fatass, if anyone deserves sympaty points its me, I haven't been able wank to for 3 days when Juli got that goddamn Gareth Berfield sig.

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Vote for Melllvar, Archie and of course me.

I love to be this months POTM and I have a sig to piss Wanker off 

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It may piss off Wanky, but it's a fairly clumsy tool for that purpose.  It also annoys a whole lot of other people.  Hardly a good way to run a campaign.

I'm running on a platform of continuing to produce insane statements such as "Wank on my vikings!"  And producing half-baked designs for systems such as my mayonaise/cheese-wizz/egg-nog thrower.

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Originally posted by Archie2K:
She doesn't know about this site does she???!!!   

I can't believe you'd want to keep this site secret from me, Archie-warchie.  I love it here!   

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Originally posted by iliketowankalot:
you needed to lose that weight anyways fatass, if anyone deserves sympaty points its me, I haven't been able wank to for 3 days when Juli got that goddamn Gareth Berfield sig.

awwwwww poor Wanky

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vote for me or else I'll start posting sigs that involves Daniel Radcliffe 

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If you vote for TMC, he'll burn your village to the ground.

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Originally posted by evan:
If you vote for TMC, he'll burn your village to the ground.

Will TMC have "sleep over" all the boys in the village too?

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Voting for Non-Americans or Non-Brits signals your complicity with the terrorists that threaten our existance!

I love to stir the pot. 

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Originally posted by Nixorbo:
 I can't believe you'd want to keep this site secret from me, Archie-warchie.  I love it here!     

        

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Vote Nurdbot- Without his terrible "splleng" they'd probably never be a Spelling Nazi.

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Okay people, you know Ben and I began this campaign first. And you know I deserve to win. Just look at my main detractors as well... Evan, who's been here for about 6 months, and HJS, who doesn't need to be slandered, as he disgraces himself daily by his conduct.

And I promise not to burn down your villages right away.

If you don't vote for me, vote for our beloved Doop secretary Nixwhorebo.

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Oh no!!

Directly downloading images is not permitted on the Netfirms FREE plan. If you are the owner of this site, either ensure that this image is embedded in a web page, or upgrade to one of the Netfirms premium plans.

They noticed I was getting away with it!!
BLAST!!

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Just use this and link to it:

<html><body><img src="image_name.xyz"></body></html>

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Originally posted by Nixorbo:
 I can't believe you'd want to keep this site secret from me, Archie-warchie.  I love it here!     

Nixorbo deserves to win because of that post alone... but he wont 

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Bah, I know my html, but it's not the same!!

Must...... have ability.....to post piccies!!

*dies*

Oh no wait, I'm ok. 

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I've got some webspace that allows hotlinking if you want.

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Oh, TMC? You sound defensive, like you're hiding something. I did a little search on google for "TMC and Poster of the Month"...and this horrible thing came up.

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Lies! All lies! Those children all said they were 18!

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A vote for TMC is a vote for the terrorists.  Don't let the terrorists win!

Also, he said you guys look like dorks.

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Good thing i don't go to an elementary school, live in the UK and don't talk to people that look like mad lobsters.

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Trust me, I'm sure he'll make an exception for you.

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I meant that i don't go to an elementary school as i am too old and i live in the UK. Haven't you guys guessed yet?

God save the Queen

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If you vote for me,I swear I shall unleash pure evil apon the land.

No,I did not get the wrong speech..I made it up..

Also support Wanker.If you do I'll give you 'Make your own glue' Bumper and body stickers!.

EDIT:I'll also set Juliet alight with a flaming que tip.And ebolish all reality shows.

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Originally posted by Nixorbo:
A vote for TMC is a vote for the terrorists.  Don't let the terrorists win!

Also, he said you guys look like dorks.

It must be true, he had a beard... Osama bin Ladin has a beard... I think they are the same person, after all has anybody actually seen them both together?

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Hmmm....No.

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A vote for Melllvar is a vote for quality.

And as you know, when comes to quality, I stop at nothing.

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Wählen Sie nicht für Melllvar-Ihn liebt Juliet und er verdirbt uns alle sicher in Felsen wossnames.

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You know what always works in campaigns? Threats!



He might even shake your hands! Do you really want to take that chance?

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I have latex gloves and a mask.

But I'll vote for him.The thought horrifies me enough.

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Originally posted by Melllvar:
A vote for Melllvar is a vote for quality.

And as you know, when comes to quality, I stop at nothing.

The error in your sentence is giving me pause about your quality control. 

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Indeed.  One should never begin a sentence with "And".