Xanfor

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<SEL2000>: It might escape the consideration of your already overly-burdened intellect, but none of you are of any use to me dead. One day, Xanfor's carelessness may bring about his end, but only should I deem him as no longer being of value.
Help me! Even death grants me no escape! TOTPD!
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Xanfor

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It's not like she has the power to do any of what she claims. Probably the only reason she revived me was because if I died she'd have no one to at least try to manipulate and defeat.
What kind of death is being attacked by a devil-pony, anyway?
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transgender nerd under canada

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« Reply #725 on: 04-11-2011 20:53 »
« Last Edit on: 04-11-2011 20:58 by totalnerduk »
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Wait, wait. SEL isn't an AI. She's a collective. SEL is obviously the TechnoCore. The only way to revive a dead Catholic is with a cruciform parasite from one of the nine labyrinthine worlds, which is a techno-core tool designed by the collective conciousness of the AI monstrosities to abuse the void-which-binds and the computing power of the human brain together, in order to perform an infinite number of calculations within a single length of planck time. Xanfor, the only way to stop her is to send a conciousness-bomb through a farcaster.You'll end the existence of the Hegemony, but you'll be doing us all a favour.
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Xanfor

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SEL tells me I was only mostly dead, and that she used a pill made by Miracle Max. You reckon she was lying?
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futurefreak

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I don't understand what the SEL is going on.
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futurefreak

salutatory committee member
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Bring Leela and her pirate booty!
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Svip

Administrator
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Booty as in treasure or butt?
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Frisco17

DOOP Secretary

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Can't it be both?
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futurefreak

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I am not gonna look at that avy the same way again. I thought it was the light from an underground subway or something.
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Svip

Administrator
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I still maintain it is.
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Tedward

Professor

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Is that a bird perched on the eye...or else a bird raising its wings?
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Bend-err

DOOP Secretary

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Is that 2nd one "Chinese face"?

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DrThunder88

DOOP Secretary

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God knows they're squinters, Michael!
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Xanfor

Moderator
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AGI Moon will be a small, select gathering. This is definitely happening [wikipeelia=Moon (Satellite)]one day[/wikipeelia].
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transgender nerd under canada

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« Reply #756 on: 04-13-2011 16:14 »
« Last Edit on: 04-13-2011 16:17 by totalnerduk »
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AGI Moon will be a small, select gathering. This is definitely happening [wikipeelia=Moon (Satellite)]one day[/wikipeelia].
Okay, that deserves some sort of award. I'm personally going to make sure that tnuk never builds that moon fortress. Because I will. Muahahahahahahaha. 
My incredibly circuitious plan is already two-seventeenths complete. How far along is yours? Admittedly, the real difficulties will come in stages five through seven, but that's a problem that I should be able to solve once I've completed stages three and four. I expect to be working on stage six by the end of the decade.You could always just sign up to be one of the people who makes the whole moonshot thing a realistic possibility by slaving away in the bowels of TNUKCorp. Either building the rocket, or squeezing velociraptors. Each and every employee's contribution will be an essential part of making AGI Moon an eventual chilling reality!
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Xanfor

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Bad photoshop is bad... couldn't find any older pic of me, eh?  What do I look like, a guy who's not lazy? I had to put something together before I lost motivation, so it was either this or nothing. I can always fix the quality (scraggly edges, ick!) later. Which I will do. Eventually. Get some perspective!My incredibly circuitious plan is already two-seventeenths complete. How far along is yours? I'm stuck on the bit involving the salmon migration patterns. I'll catch up soon, I promise.
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