PEEL currency exchange... Nixorbucks on offer!

[Reply #160 on:]

I updated the global wealth page with my info, I hope I've done it right 

[Reply #161 on:]

 

Originally posted by i_c_weiner:
You were born. You left out something key. Look at the Nixorbuck, totalpenceUK, Mookie, and Golden Weinsar on that table and see what the difference between those and yours are.

Also, Writer and Jicannon, I don't think either of you updated the PEEL Mint table correctly either. Like with Decapodian, you're both missing one key thing.

To date, i_C is the only one who has filled in both currency tables in the Currency Exchange and the PEEL Mint articles following the exact same formula/format that they were begun with.

I'll begin adding more people into the tables when I can find a few moments to do so. Eventually, all the details on there should be correct.

[Reply #162 on:]

weiner, i need to get my hands on come weinsars. but seeing as how i suck at math i have no idea how many jibucks to offer you 

[Reply #163 on:]

 

Originally posted by Jicannon:
weiner, i need to get my hands on come weinsars. but seeing as how i suck at math i have no idea how many jibucks to offer you   

There are 330 Jibucks to the Nixorbuck.

There are 2 Golden Weinsars to the Nixorbuck.

Therefore there are 330 Jibucks to 2 Weinsars.

Which equates to an exchange rate of 165 Jibucks to 1 Golden Weinsar.

The Currency Exchange spreadsheet should be used to comute such transactions.

If you want to try and bring your exchange rate into a more favbourable position, try offering only 150, or 145 Jibucks for a Weinsar, and see if weiner accepts. Of course, this would contribute to the devaluing of the Weinsar, but you might get lucky.

[Reply #164 on:]

yes.....weiner....i'll give you 10 Jibucks for a Weinsar 

[Reply #165 on:]

Wow... that's an... um, how should I word this... offer. I don't think I'll accept it though. How about 160 Jibucks for a Golden Weinsar? It might devalue the GW a little, but it'll also help the Jibuck pick up some.

I'll trade 3 Golden Weinsars to Mookie for 5000 Mookies.

[Reply #166 on:]

Weiner, I'll take that offer. I have 7500 mookies, and will trade 5000 of them for 3GW. Since 3GW would usually be worth 9900 mookies, this is a great deal.

However, this will spectacularly devalue the GW. Beware before you accept.

[Reply #167 on:]

 

Originally posted by i_c_weiner:

I'll trade 3 Golden Weinsars to Mookie for 5000 Mookies.

I'd take this offer up too    but trade 3GW for 5001 Mookies - tis a better deal!

[Reply #168 on:]

TNUK: No, three Nixorbucks would be worth 9900 mookies, since N$1 is worth 3300 mookies. N$1 also equals 2GW. You do the math on GW equality to mookies from there. If my math is correct, 3GW for 5000 mookies would be a great deal on my part, and 5001 mokies an even grater deal. You might want to look over your math again, TNUK.

[Reply #169 on:]

Ah, yes. I'm a moron. By all means, feel free to assert this in your signature.

Anybody else does this and I'm coming to skullfuck them.

[Reply #170 on:]

 

Originally posted by i_c_weiner:
How about 160 Jibucks for a Golden Weinsar? It might devalue the GW a little, but it'll also help the Jibuck pick up some.

Deal! You, sir, are a true economist

edit: It was brought to my attention today that I owe Andy a dollar. Sooo...the Jixchange has issued a check to Zoidberg227 in the amount of Ψ1

[Reply #171 on:]

Thank you, my good sir.

 

Originally posted by mookie427:
I'd take this offer up too   : cool: but trade 3GW for 5001 Mookies - tis a better deal!

I accept this deal.

 

Originally posted by totalnerduk:
Ah, yes. I'm a moron. By all means, feel free to assert this in your signature.

Anybody else does this and I'm coming to skullfuck them.

Noted below.

[Reply #172 on:]

I have one Shinybuck. I will keep producing Shinybucks ( § ) at the rate of one per day, for ten days, until I have a Xanfortune ( Җ ).

Then I shall trade. 

[Reply #173 on:]

i_c_w - tis a deal! You now own 5001 mookies

[Reply #174 on:]

Xanfor - I am willing to help you stabilize the Xanfortune in advance. I'll trade you one on credit.  10 Jibucks for 1 Xanfortune.* That's a great freakin deal man!

*at the rate of 2x the amount of Xanfortunes owed over a period of 9 days, after which an extra 1 Xanfortune fee per day will apply.

[Reply #175 on:]

I have recently minted 587692 Wooter Credits. They are small pine disks with a crude picture of a dinosaur on them.

587692 Wc is the global supply, and none more shall be made. I am interested in exchanging, haven given some of my Nixorbucks to Venus Selina Ky- Venus already.

[Reply #176 on:]

 

Originally posted by Wooter:
I have recently minted 587692 Wooter Credits. They are small pine disks with a crude picture of a dinosaur on them.

587692 Wc is the global supply, and none more shall be made.

Wooter, according to Mint regulations, 26894 is the maximum number of Wooter Credits that can be dumped into circulation at the moment.

The Mint regulations state that a PEELer must only mint currency when they have less than     

(post count * PEEELiversaries celebated) + Nixorbucks circulating.

If you do not bring your currency in line with Mint regulations, it will not be recognised by the mint, and therefore no official exchange rate can apply. Your currency will be effectively worthless, and nobody will want to be tainted by its presence.

I've cleaned up the wording in the article just to ram the point home.

   

Originally posted by Xanfor:
I have one Shinybuck. I will keep producing Shinybucks ( § ) at the rate of one per day, for ten days, until I have a Xanfortune ( Җ ).

Then I shall trade.     

So ten Shinybucks is a Xanfortune, eh?

I'll give you fifteen totalpenceUK for a Xanfortune. Please note that in line with mint regulations, you may not mint more than 21925 Shinybucks at the moment. This equates to 2192.5 Xanfortunes.

Edit: I see you have updated the table correctly. I will amend the necessary items (my signature and the transaction log) to account for your stipend of 10tpUK.

[Reply #177 on:]

Ah, I am afraid I am overzealous in creating currency. It is a problem that plagues me surprisingly often. I have now burned all but 17239 Wooter credits, and buried the ashes.

[Reply #178 on:]

 

tnuk is using his corrupt despot powers to corrupt the PEELconomy 

actually, his design is quite genius...

[Reply #179 on:]

Thank you vedy much. Now, Mr. tnuk, I have a request for you. You see, I've incompletely registered my currency. On WikiPEELia, you will find no mention of the Xanfortune ( Җ ). This is because right now there are not enough Shinybucks ( § ) in existence to form one Xanfortune ( § 10 = Җ 1 ), so I thought it would be best if I didn't register it just yet, due to Jicannon's Law.

So far, I haven't found a way to make a note of this conversion ( § 10 = Җ 1 ) on the WikiPEELia tables, and I really don't want to fiddle with them in case I end up changing them in an undesirable manner. So I'd like to ask you, tnuk, to edit the article for me. If you do, I will be glad to return you your tpUK 10, as well as pay you the very first Xanfortune to come off the mint. And since it's the first one off the mint, it will be an extremely valuable collector's item, thus I will attempt to purchase it back from you for two Xanfortunes (or tpUK 15 each) as soon as I can afford it.

Interested?

(Please note that I will not let any of this interfere with the maximum amount of currency I can produce. Җ 2192.5 will still be my limit.)

@Jicannon: I shall commence trading as soon as I am working with complete Xanfortunes. This shouldn't be too long, as I just switched banks yesterday. The old one only had a painter and paintbrush, and he was threatening to go on strike. This new one's got minting machines! Җs and §s are expected to roll out any day now.   

[Reply #180 on:]

 

Originally posted by Xanfor:


(Please note that I will not let any of this interfere with the maximum amount of currency I can produce. Җ 2192.5 will still be my limit.)

How much Mookies for the .5 of a Xanfortune?

[Reply #181 on:]

How many jlestarpounds (£j*) could I mint? I'd figure it out my self but I'm stupid today, and any idea what the exchange rate'd be?

[Reply #182 on:]

 

Originally posted by Xanfor:
So far, I haven't found a way to make a note of this conversion ( § 10 = Җ 1 ) on the WikiPEELia tables, and I really don't want to fiddle with them in case I end up changing them in an undesirable manner.

Because they're a screenshot of a spreadsheet.

I don't know how to upload an MSXL spreadsheet so that everybody can view and/or edit it (it may not even be possible) so instead I'll be manually updating it every so often until stagnation occurs and the whole fad dies out.

[Reply #183 on:]

It's not possible to "upload an MSXL spreadsheet" onto a Wiki, but there is a way to make a chart on Wiki, such as the one on the Currency Exchange page for PEELer wealth and the one on the PEEL Mint page for currency information.

[Reply #184 on:]

Charts don't do the maths for you. I like spreadsheets because all you have to know is what you want added to what and divided by whatever. The computer does the hard work of adding them and dividing by the other one. Charts suck whatever cocks are to them as they are to spreadsheets.

[Reply #185 on:]

How many Gopher dollars can I get for 100 DecaDollars?

[Reply #186 on:]

Either very few or a skip load

[Reply #187 on:]

Actually, tnuk, I was refering to the chart on the PEEL Mint page. The yellow one.

(Sorry. Should have made that clearer, shouldn't I've?)

[Reply #188 on:]

That is not a conversion chart. It is a registry. Please eiter register the Xanfortune there once it is minted, or cease your ambitions for it.

That may have come out angrilyer than I intended (look at me, I'm shakespeare, I make words up!) so here it is again, more nicelyer.

Please enter the Shinybuck and the Xanfortune on seperate lines in the table. Do not attempt to cross-refer them here. Cross-references belong in the Exchange page.

Yes. You should have made it clearer. You could have saved me some head-scratching.

[Reply #189 on:]

How many Wooter Credits would I have to give up for one Golden Weinsar?

It is entirely up to you, Weiner, but keep in mind that they are made of genuine pine.

[Reply #190 on:]

Dang, all these denominations.  I wish I had given out ThunderPoints more freely.

[Reply #191 on:]

Hey, Wooter. I'll give you 100 D$ for 50 Wooter Credits...

[Reply #192 on:]

Common market, common currency!

[Reply #193 on:]

 

Originally posted by Ben:
Common market, common currency!

So?

[Reply #194 on:]

We'll never join the EU! 

[Reply #195 on:]

50 Fazesos (rhymes with pesos) says Faze wins at least 4 PEELies. Any takers?

[Reply #196 on:]

I'll meet your 50 Fazesos and put 50 £j* for Faze to not win 4 peelies

[Reply #197 on:]

I'll give BirthdayClown Pi mookies to shut the hell up 

[Reply #198 on:]

Anyone would like to create a currency for me? I can't think of a good one with my username

[Reply #199 on:]

shinyassets?