PEEL currency exchange... Nixorbucks on offer!

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I'm tired of only having a measly two thousand Nixorbucks and one thousand Gopher Dollars. I'm also tired of there being nothing to spend these on.

I'm looking to use my stocks of Nixorbucks, Gopher Dollars, and totalpenceuk to purchase things to put in my signature.

Make me an offer I can't refuse.

There is a limited stock of totalpenceuk... these are not to be re-minted if and when I ever run out. The total value of all totalpenceuk in circulation can never exceed one hundred thousand. I currently own all the totalpenceuk, but am willing to trade them for Nixorbucks, Gopher Dollars, and other PEEL fake currencies, as well as other amusing things to add to my sig block.

As trading occurs, an exchange rate will naturally establish itself, leading the way for others to bring their own currencies to the marketplace, to be judged worthwhile or worthless as the community sees fit.

Interested? Then what will you give me for 10 Nixorbucks?
What will you give me for 10 Gopher Dollars?
What will you give me for 10 totalpenceuk?

Any transactions that occur, I will document on wikiPEELia.

[Reply #1 on:]

I'll give you 1200 Mastoyen.

[Reply #2 on:]

What do you exchange for in Galactic Old Republic credits?

Or Sand?

[Reply #3 on:]

 

Originally posted by Mr.MastodonFarm:
I'll give you 1200 Mastoyen.

For what, exactly?

Edit: Nurdy, you don't have the authority to issue GOR Credits, and I can collect all the sand I want from children's sandpits. Come up with something original and worthwhile.

[Reply #4 on:]

I'll give you G$100 (100 Gopher Dollars) for G$10 (10 Gopher Dollars).

[Reply #5 on:]

Ah, crap. For 10 Nixorbucks... or, I suppose, 600 totalpenceuk.

Edit: Nurdy's currency won't be worth the toilet paper it's printed on.

[Reply #6 on:]

 

Originally posted by Gopher:
I'll give you G$100 (100 Gopher Dollars) for G$10 (10 Gopher Dollars).

Done. I accept your G$100, and hand ovr G$10.

I now have G$1090.

[Reply #7 on:]

Is this legal?

[Reply #8 on:]

 

Originally posted by totalnerduk:
  For what, exactly?

Edit: Nurdy, you don't have the authority to issue GOR Credits, and I can collect all the sand I want from children's sandpits. Come up with something original and worthwhile.

Would my NationStates currency be okay? I have either that or Slavlics?

[Reply #9 on:]

 

Originally posted by Mr.MastodonFarm:
I'll give you 1200 Mastoyen.

 

Originally posted by Mr.MastodonFarm:
Ah, crap. For 10 Nixorbucks... or, I suppose, 600 totalpenceuk.

Done. I accept 2400 Mastoyen in exchange for 10 Nixorbucks and 600 totalpenceuk.

I now have 2400 Mastoyen, 1990 Nixorbucks, and 90,400 totalpenceuk.

[Reply #10 on:]

 

tnuk said:
Done. I accept your G$100, and hand ovr G$10.

I now have G$1090.

fool. They cost more than their value to dispose of safely.

...not that they're dangerous, oh no, not a bit.

[Reply #11 on:]

Not dangerous, eh? In what ways are they not dangerous?

[Reply #12 on:]

The wikiPEELia now contains an active Currency Exchange page.

An exchange rate has been set.

[Reply #13 on:]

I'll give 300 mookies (like rupees only better)....or a kidney. Your choice.

[Reply #14 on:]

They are not at all dangerous. In fact, they are equipped with super-advanced, modern features. For example, it is possible to read the denomination on a bill in the dark, as the ink contains a proprietary luminescent compound with a half-life of 50 years enough stored power to illuminate the bill for over a century!

[Reply #15 on:]

I wonder if I set my rate too low... nah.

[Reply #16 on:]

 

Originally posted by mookie427:
I'll give 300 mookies (like rupees only better)....or a kidney. Your choice.

Criteria for a successful financial transaction:

1. You must specify what you are offering.
2. You must specify what you hope to receive in exchange.
3. Kidneys are not negotiable fake currency.

[Reply #17 on:]

The Currency of the I_C_Weiner Collective is the Golden Weinar. It's a bill made of gold*!

I'll be open to any offers to trade Golden Weinars for any PEEL Monetary Unit except for those that either plain out suck or those that could not possibly be traded for bills of pure gold*!

*When we say "gold", the ICWC means it is made of 32% gold, 30% copper, 15% silver, 14% dolemite, and 9% ununoctium.

[Reply #18 on:]

Kk, now I have the 'gist' of this.

M300 for 150 totalpenceuk? My currency isn't nearly as worthy as yours 

[Reply #19 on:]

   

Originally posted by mookie427:
Kk, now I have the 'gist' of this.

M300 for 150 totalpenceuk? My currency isn't nearly as worthy as yours     

I'll give you 105tpUK for 5% of the total global supply of mookies (this requires you to fix a number here. Once you commit to this number, no new mookies can be minted).   

Originally posted by i_c_weiner:
The Currency of the I_C_Weiner Collective is the Golden Weinar. It's a bill made of gold*!

I'll be open to any offers to trade Golden Weinars for any PEEL Monetary Unit except for those that either plain out suck or those that could not possibly be traded for bills of pure gold*!

I'll give you 112tpUK for 5 Golden Weinars, on the condition that you fix a number for the total global supply of Golden Weinars.

 

Originally posted by Nurdbot:
 

Originally posted by totalnerduk:
  For what, exactly?

Edit: Nurdy, you don't have the authority to issue GOR Credits, and I can collect all the sand I want from children's sandpits. Come up with something original and worthwhile.

Would my NationStates currency be okay? I have either that or Slavlics?

I'm listening. Start naming amounts.

[Reply #20 on:]

OK, out of a total run of M150,000, 5% of that is 7500. OK with you?

[Reply #21 on:]

Ha! I have not revealed the total number of Mastoyen!

10,000,000,000! No?

[Reply #22 on:]

TNUK: 5000 Slavlics for 50 Nixorbuck okay?

[Reply #23 on:]

I have 1 FazeNugget, the only one ever made, it's made from solid belly button fluff and has the image of a genuine Faze happy trail hair beautifully etched into it... or it's a real hair, I forget...

Gotta be worth sumthin', i.e. 100 Nixorbucks!

[Reply #24 on:]

I'll give you your weight in balloon animals and a seltzer bath.

[Reply #25 on:]

tnuk, just fyi I've got a small warehouse full of Gopher Dollars. Not certain exactly how many I have now, but I originally minted G$1T (1 trillion gopher dollars). At least a few tens of billions have been destyoed by various methods in my quest for the cheapest way to safely and efficiently dispose of them.

And the so-called "cancer cluster" in the surrounding area has absolutely nothing to do with this factory. It is a meaningless coincidence, the kids are probably getting cancer from television or video games. Or second hand smoke! Yeah, second-hand smoke.

I'm open to offers for the whole warehouse.

[Reply #26 on:]

 

Originally posted by Nurdbot:
TNUK: 5000 Slavlics for 50 Nixorbuck okay?

1. Explain what a Slavlic is.
2. Explain why N$1 is only worth 50 of 'em.

 

Originally posted by Mr.MastodonFarm:
Ha! I have not revealed the total number of Mastoyen!

10,000,000,000! No?

I'm going to take ten billion as being your total global supply.

 

Originally posted by mookie427:
OK, out of a total run of M150,000, 5% of that is 7500. OK with you?

Okay, I accept. You have 105 tpUK. I now have 90,295 tpUK.

I now have 7500 mookies out of a global total of M150,000.

 

Originally posted by ~FazeShift~:
I have 1 FazeNugget, the only one ever made, it's made from solid belly button fluff and has the image of a genuine Faze happy trail hair beautifully etched into it... or it's a real hair, I forget...

Gotta be worth sumthin', i.e. 100 Nixorbucks!

I'll give you N$95 and 300tpUK for it.

[Reply #27 on:]

There are 20,000 Golden Weinsars in circulation currently. There are about 5 ounces of gold* in one Golden Weinsar. Take this into account and rework your proposal. I am very much interested in getting tpUKs.

[Reply #28 on:]

     

Originally posted by i_c_weiner:
There are 20,000 Golden Weinsars in circulation currently. There are about 5 ounces of gold* in one Golden Weinsar. Take this into account and rework your proposal. I am very much interested in getting tpUKs.

1200 tpUKs for 10 Golden Weinsars. That'll put you on an exchange rate of 2:1 with the mighty Nixorbuck. What say you, weiner?

[Reply #29 on:]

Sounds like a deal to me.

Hooray! I'm now the proud owner of 120 tpUKs!

[Reply #30 on:]

TNUK: The Slavlic is my NS currency. It is made from recycled pamphlets and inked with cheap newspaper ink.

A bundle if hardened makes an excellent weapon, paperweight or doorstop.

[Reply #31 on:]

 

Originally posted by i_c_weiner:
Sounds like a deal to me.

Hooray! I'm now the proud owner of 120 tpUKs!

Read again. You now own 1200tpUK, and I have 10 Golden Weinsars.

[Reply #32 on:]

There are currently 60355 Teralites (Tl) in circulation.

How does 1500 tpUK's for 887 Tl sound?

[Reply #33 on:]

 

Originally posted by Gopher:
tnuk, just fyi I've got a small warehouse full of Gopher Dollars. Not certain exactly how many I have now, but I originally minted G$1T (1 trillion gopher dollars). At least a few tens of billions have been destyoed by various methods in my quest for the cheapest way to safely and efficiently dispose of them.

And the so-called "cancer cluster" in the surrounding area has absolutely nothing to do with this factory. It is a meaningless coincidence, the kids are probably getting cancer from television or video games. Or second hand smoke! Yeah, second-hand smoke.

I'm open to offers for the whole warehouse.

I don't like fake currency... or posting for that matter.... but considering yours may possibly be dangerous... and you seem insistent to get it off your hands.  I'd be willing to give you the lent in my pocket for any quantifiable amount of whatever your Gopher made up money is.  (I might be willing to even mail you the lent upon request)

Everybody knows all these fake currencies are worthless anyways.... Thunder Points were the only things worth giving a damn about. 

[Reply #34 on:]

Conterfeit Nixorbucks. I'ge got plenty! In fact i'm the only one with GENUINE conterfeit Nixorbucks, anyone else just fake counterfeit nixorbucks. There are currently One Trillion in circulation, i will trade you 1,000,000cNB For 1 real NB, 1GD, 1tpuk, 1mastoyan, 1slavic and 1wienar.

I also have on offer, a one-of-a-kind, I-thought-of-it-before-Faze-mentioned-it-one-of-a-kind, The Original: "Chay's Head". Make me and offer.

[Reply #35 on:]

winna: As I have stressed repeatedly, they are not at all dangerous. However, your offer of one piece of lint for the ~960,000,000,000 G$ in the warehouse is generous. If a better offer is not recieved soon, I will accept the deal.

If winna does buy only the G$, I'll still have one slightly-radioactiveused warehouse up for sale.

[Reply #36 on:]

   

Originally posted by chay's head:
I will trade you 1,000,000cNB For 1 real NB, 1GD, 1tpuk, 1mastoyan, 1slavic and 1wienar.

I'll give you one of my Golden Weinsars, N$1 and 180tpUK for cN$1,000,000. This will give the cN$ an exchange rate of one million to every four genuine N$.

 

Originally posted by Teral:
There are currently 60355 Teralites (Tl) in circulation.

How does 1500 tpUK's for 887 Tl sound?

Numbers like that make calculating an exchange rate awkward. How about 1800tpUK for 1200 Tl?

 

Originally posted by Nurdbot:
TNUK: The Slavlic is my NS currency. It is made from recycled pamphlets and inked with cheap newspaper ink.

A bundle if hardened makes an excellent weapon, paperweight or doorstop.

Let me know how many Slavlics are in circulation and I'll make you an offer split halfway between tpUK and N$.

[Reply #37 on:]

Ah, 1200tpUK. Noted in my books.

I think the exchange rate of 2 Golden Weinsars for a Nixorbuck sounds fair, being that the Nixorbuck is likely made of pure dolemite and is backed by the power of an UberMod and the Golden Weinsar is made of gold*.

[Reply #38 on:]

I accept your terms TNUK. Thank you for trading. If you get caught with those cN, don't come back to me...They're untraceble...except for this thread. And my posts clearly stating they came from me...

[Reply #39 on:]

and the transaction log tnuk has been maintaining on the wiki. You should include links to each transaction on PEEL as well, tnuk; I recomend checking out the PEEL tempate for shorthand links to PEEL. go to template:PEEL on WikiPEELia.