Over 10 Million Winnas And Counting.

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Originally posted by Jicannon:
There's a black midget girl just inside the main building on campus playing violin for money. And it sounds like a chimp taught her how to play it last night.   

What are you waiting for? Throw it some peanuts, or call PETA.

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I'm really a man, I fooled you guys for 3 years! April Fools!

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One of my teachers did an excellent April Fool's prank today, but I'll get into that later.

Hey Squeaky, when are you coming back to the lower 48?

[Reply #283 on:]

The Register nearly got me. It has an article about the Bush twins joining the Air Force.

[Reply #284 on:]

I had sex with the one on the left...

Did the Register tell you that?

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Originally posted by alexvilagosh:
So, Super_Fry.

Super Fry, genuine newbie or troll?

Meh, I've gotta go with a fake account. I mean, what is the chance?

A new PEELer named "Super Fry" joins on April Fools Day and starts making stupid threads and posts.

Ten bucks it's winna.

And on a completely unrelated note, where has Nurdbot been? He hasn't been on in like a week.

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Yeah, wait, it's April Fool's day.  Shouldn't someone have turned up dead by now?

[Reply #287 on:]

Maybe Nurbot's dead. I haven't seen him around.
Or maybe he's not spending time here because he got a girlfriend.
 

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I liked super fry for some reason...

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Ooh! My brother totally got accidentally April Fooled. Like, it wasn't even meant to be a trick. He was on the computer, and that annoying banner ad came up. You know, the one where you swat that buzzing fly and "win" some gadget or other. Well, he heard the sound effect and freaked out, all, "What the hell? Aahhhh! There's a fly in my ear!" Then he started whacking at his ears, first with his hands, then with a magazine, yelling, "You're not going to live!" It sounds like this performance was some stupid joke, but, well, he's really not a good actor. I could tell he genuinely believed he had an earful of fly. Amid breathless laughter, I managed to tell him the sound was coming from the computer. He turned off the speakers, listened for about ten seconds, turned them back on, listened again, then muttered, "Shut up," and stomped up the stairs.

It was glorious. Funniest thing I've seen in weeks.

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A friend of mine told her boyfriend she was pregnant for April Fools and he went berserk. 

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hahaha, i told you i was dead. but i put it in the wrong thread    look in the link thread.

EDIT: Also, who's fake account is this randy person? the one coming on to everyone?

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>_>
<_<

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Originally posted by Wooter:
Maybe Nurbot's dead. I haven't seen him around.
Or maybe he's not spending time here because he got a girlfriend.
 

Or maybe he's in Scotland.   

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Originally posted by David A:
 Or maybe he's in Scotland.   

So it's worse than death...   

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Siggy test! Go little flower Go!

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Originally posted by TheLampIncident:
Hey Squeaky, when are you coming back to the lower 48?

I don't know, but if things go as planned I'll be coming down in May to see family and check out colleges.

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Teesting my awakkendness. 

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Testing my Sanity

.....

Bubble farming...

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Originally posted by Nasty Pasty:
 

Originally posted by alexvilagosh:
So, Super_Fry.

Super Fry, genuine newbie or troll?

Meh, I've gotta go with a fake account. I mean, what is the chance?

A new PEELer named "Super Fry" joins on April Fools Day and starts making stupid threads and posts.

Ten bucks it's winna.

And on a completely unrelated note, where has Nurdbot been? He hasn't been on in like a week.

Yes. I meant to say "Super Fry, genuine newbie or winna".  But I was tired and sick. 

I swear I'm not winna 

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Anyone notice that activity on PEEL has severely slowed down recently? I mean, even offtopic is slowing down.

*waits 5 hours for response*

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Nah man... dude

Dude, nasty, I'm betterest than ever... dude poison venomous snake viper in your FACE!23!#$2

*runs*

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yeah, i know! its really wierd, where has everyone gone, over the past couple of days its been crap, i posted something, waited for a reply, slept on it, still nothing, went to school came back, still no reply, and the thread i had posted in was only 6 from the top!

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Yeah. PEEL is losing it. Hell, I've been posting ontopic the last two days.

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PEEL isn't what it used to be, that's for sure.

So many good PEELers lost to the fabrics of space and time....

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If I may interject... you may...

So.... Peel has always been that way.  No one ever stays for long.  But then it isn't Peel.... it's actually really life.  The closest people to you are going to be gone tomorrow... and there's nothing you can do about it... unfortunately people have problems coping with this.  Your best bet is to accept the inevitable, everything around you is dead, including yourself.

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I got my Rush record and a 2L or Sprite, now if i only had Lumines for my PSP. 

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I think we need to have a pirate competition.

[Reply #308 on:]

I think we need to listen to me for a second, because I am planning to stage a revolution.

It is time to clear out the on topic sections of idiots for once and for all. I had originally tried to partake on this quest, but then I stopped and I realize now that since it was getting me more supporters, it must have been a good thing. My armies are fading. Everyone knows this. I seem to have no rhyme or reason anymore. I can feel myself becoming completely insignificant.

On topic will drown in its own puke. The chat speak is going down.

I just need to know who's with me.

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Can we have a pirate competion afterwards?

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Yeah, sure, I'll do it, I'm just about due for a banning soon anyhow.

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Originally posted by M0le:
I think we need to have a pirate competition.

Oh god yes.

And Lamp, if you're so anal about on-topic, just don't go in there. The Futurama sections ain't goin nowhere.

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Why have a Futurama board if there's no On topic?

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M0le: A pirate competition would be good, but hows 'bout a Futurama look-alike one?

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Originally posted by Nasty Pasty:
And Lamp, if you're so anal about on-topic, just don't go in there. The Futurama sections ain't goin nowhere.

Because ever since I stopped posting in on-topic, my following has been diminishing. I need to round up all the noobs, hogtie them in a big circle, and lower them over an open fire. Then we can eat n00burgers.

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First order of business:

Woooooo!  Merry Lampymas!

That make you feel better, Lampy?

Anyhow, on winamp streaming radio there is a videogame soundtrack channel.  I tune in to it and guess what's playing?  One-Winged Angel.  I love the internet.

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You didn't even nominate me for POTM.

All I need is to win this once and then I can't anymore. Then you won't hear any more mass bitching from me. Please? Next time?

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I just saw the strangest thing on peel! I should have take'n a sceen shot of it.
It said:
online 27 mins ago: nick15#nick25#nickilli8#nicklast8#

I want my momie now!

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Well, M0le's going to win this month, so that means you'll probably be back on my list next month if you keep up to your usual standards of badassness.

Also, have I won yet? No.  Have I deserved it?  Yes.    Am I bitching about it?  Hell no.

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I'm back.

Nah, April Fools you twirps.     I want to keep my low post rate.