Over 10 Million Winnas And Counting.

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Boy, I love Chick-Fil-A chicken nuggets.

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Jicannon: Seconded.
Hah! I paid attention to him!  Tongue Luck's timeline is flawed.

Here's an entertaining fact for you.  Every year, each college at Rice has a theme for their freshman orientation week, otherwise known as O-Week.  Past themes have been  SuperherO Week, MafiosO Week, and Where in the World is Carmen San DiegO Week.

This year, Brown College's them is DingO Week.  Yep, the theme is Australia.  Just goes to show that even though no one else at my school is on PEEL, they seem to be aware of the awesomeness quotient of Slacky, M0le, and all you other definitely-not-kiwis.

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kiwis are fun... (they have sex with sheep)

Also, I'll miss Zed and Nurdy, can't wait till you get back   

EDIT: Also I'm listening to Schnappi, das kleine Krokodil. 

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I'm full of citrus!

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It's a quiet thursday night, so why don't I take one of my many volumes of the writings of Sir Dryfop Malresh-Cracker off of the shelf, and enlighten you all with his dazzling brilliance?

"Today, babblekins, I have been jamming my thoughts into the brainspace of 'doors'. Doors are not wholly unlike walls, if walls had hinges and swung at man's wanton behest. In actual truthful fact, walls and doors could be said to actually be the same thing, if you are an advocate of splitting your infinitives and repeating yourself by duplicating the same utterance again twice over. However, Charles, if you ever were to hoff such an imagining from your word-tubes, i'd brand you as silly as a jovial vase, as walls and doors are conceptually unlike (or 'unalike', if your trapezium is malnourished and you crave vowels). A wall repels one area from another, possibly by the use of obscene language. A door, by comparison, gels two locations together in a rather cold, affectionless way, akin to a trumpet-merchant betrothing himself to a young maidenette, then only keeping in contact by whistling into a box. In brevity, therefore, to keep it short, in other words, I would recommend not tuning your trust-glands in the frequency of doors, for they are designed to decieve. Walls may not flip aboard the flashy modern trendwagon of 'movement', but they win the game of galloping reliability. Additionally, they mystery-clad your brain, as you may never croll your eyes across the side on the other side, leaving your existance expectorus of more. How delightful."

The appendix makes note that during this period the Commander was redecorating his study and may have forgotten to place the lids back on the paint tins.

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Originally posted by Gleno:
Thank god for the testwinna thread....
Hey GFF I was wondering, would you be able to make one of your infamous dancing gifs of Zoidberg from I Dated A Robot, you know when he does his "claw" thing....?

That would be awesome....awesome to the max....!

I tried my best:



with 58kb it got quite big though. I'll try to reduce it some more, perhaps by going down to 15 colors, instead of the 31 it has now.

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@Nerd-O: I'll see if I can write you up an insiders guide to Australia...

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Doesn't being inside sorta defeat the whole point of Australia? I thought it was designed to show the average middle-class English family that sun, sea, sand and sub-tropical temperatures are possible in this world, but that it'd probably be best not to go because of those dreadfully odd accents. Thus, giving us hope of a better life and reaffirming our xenophobia.

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English person: Let's send all our worst, most dangerous criminals and bread stealers to an entire continent filled with sand, surf, and sun while we stay here in the rain and die from the plague! That'll show 'em!
Note: The Plague rules.

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Originally posted by Jicannon:
Boy, I love Chick-Fil-A chicken nuggets.

I have never eaten at a Chick-Fil-A.

I'd be surprised if there was one within a hundred miles of here.

New England is often deprived of food chains, but we have a Dunkin' Donuts literally every three feet.

M0le: Not to mention all the poisonous spiders that will take your life in a heartbeat! We don't even need prison guards!

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That rocks GFF....cheers man....! 
Now I can use that to zing people instead of this....! http://img176.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img176&image=bam24gk.gif

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Originally posted by TheLampIncident:
New England is often deprived of food chains...

That sounds like a good thing to me 

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Food chains don't get big for no reason.

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I didn't even know Chick-Fil-A existed... What a strange name. 

On the same note, a White Castle just opened ten minutes from JBERGES' house, which is possibly the highlight of my year.

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Originally posted by TheLampIncident:
New England is often deprived of food chains,

When I first read that, I thought you meant the other type of food chain.  Y'know, deer eats grass, aardvark eats deer, wallaby eats aardvark.  It makes more sense now

Kloudes, I already posted that in the optimistic thread.  We are very sad people…

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All Chick-Fil-A's are closed on Sunday.  But they do have good (albeit expensive) food.

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I've heard White Castle is some pretty nasty shit. If one opened in my town, I'd probably steer clear of it.

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Originally posted by TheLampIncident:
Food chains don't get big for no reason.

They get big because the proles eat there.

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A heads up to Nasty: I just saw your signature. You won the February 2005 POTM, not that March one. That hasn't happened yet.

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Yeah, the whole thing lasted about a week into March so it got confusing...

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How much $American is...
150 Pesos-Mexican
2000 Pesos-Columbian
20...Israel moneys
40,000 Veinte Mil Pesos
5 British Pounds

And also, I hate that new cuthbert or whatever...back when I was eleven, if I swore I get my ass whooped.

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Originally posted by Kloudes:
I didn't even know Chick-Fil-A existed...

You mean to tell me that you've never had the original chicken sandwich?! Or...or waffle fries?!

Northerners. 

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Originally posted by Guineapig Trick:
How much $American is...
150 Pesos-Mexican
2000 Pesos-Columbian
20...Israel Shekels moneys
40,000 Veinte Mil Pesos
5 British Pounds Sterling

And also, I hate that new cuthbert or whatever...back when I was eleven, if I swore I get my ass whooped.

XE.com is your friend:
$13.31
$0.84
$4.59
Couldn't find
$9.34

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Thanks, slat0rz.

Anyway, I would use the "funny quote" thread, but this isn't funny...

 

blackkatmoron
First dont use chatspeak.

[cough, cough] HYPOCRITE!!![/cough, cough]

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Yeah, she's quite annoying. The fanart board used to be a lot less troll-filled.

Get back under the bridge dammit!

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The only threads I check in the Fan Art forum are the ones with prospects of animated porn.

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So all of them then?

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I can't stop coughing

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Originally posted by Guineapig Trick:
40,000 Veinte Mil Pesos

Isn't "veinte mil" just the translation to 20,000?
At least it looks familiar to the french "vingt milles".

  you all left me alone with these scary lurkers...

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whooo oooo... i'm a scary lurker...

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Ah cool, people did care 

@SJM: Ironically went off to Cornwall 

 

Just how the fuck do you lose an attack sub?

You have no idea   

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Originally posted by Jicannon:
You mean to tell me that you've never had the original chicken sandwich?! Or...or waffle fries?!

Northerners.   

No no, the correct term is "New Yorkers."  Not a single Chick-fil-a in the entire state.  There's at least one in Massachussetts, however.  Mmm Chick-fil-a.

Also, re: losing an attack sub: It's simple enough to lose one, just have Sean Connery captain it.

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Damn, Ramius would have been a great name to use...

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It's a heck of a lot easier to lose an attack sub than, say, an aircraft carrier. They go under water. 

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Also they're phallically shaped.

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And they shoot little swimming things out the top of them.

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There's just something about a big fat bunny penis...

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Indeed there is... :salivates:

Wait, did you say "a big fat bunny penis"?!? I thought you said cheeseburger!

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Mmm, cheeseboogers....

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While we're on the subject of fast food (or not whatever) I went to McDonalds today for breakfast with my Mum and I got my order and she decided to get a shake....the price on the menu was $2.70 but the girl rang it up on the till as $2.90....

Mum refused to pay the 20c cos she says it's false advertising, the girl said they've just had a price change which is fair enough but I guess they haven't changed the menu prices yet....
The girl spoke to the manager who said don't worry about the 20c and we were only charged $2.70....

So that was my day....