Over 10 Million Winnas And Counting.

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cat: Damn strait, and HA! I went to bed at 3am last night, and got up for work at about 8! BAM!
*collapses*

mint: you should bribe him with sexual favours to shave it off!

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Or sit in his lap naked and do dirty things to him and his genitalia.... :roll...

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I'd be interested in shaving for that kind of action.  Now what the hell were we talking about?

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Originally posted by Zeep:
これをはなすできますか？
Someone tell me if that shows up in Japanese.

Your Japanese sucks. Oh, dis!
 

Originally posted by Gay Lad Fazeshift:
Goatees are for gay lads and evil twin/stereotypes, full-on beard to the max!
Hide a roast chicken in it and still have room for your skateboard, lovely.

Gay... lads... ?  Anyway, I get the best of both worlds, because I rock the goatee, but it's half a foot long, so I can hide all sorts of contraband in it.

In fact, I'm so  scruffy looking I got hassled at Canadian customs on Thursday.  I showed up in a dirty mechanic jacket with Rock & Roll patches held on with safety pins, and a STP racing hat pulled down low, and when they asked me where I was going, I said "acadmic conference."

They had trouble believing me.

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Those mini goatees are gay, your one is ok I suppose, as long as you can kidnap babies in it.

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So, which video game do you think that Red Bank kids played that the media is going to turn into a scapegoat?  I'm giving 3-1 on GTA, 10-1 on Halo 2, and 20-1 on Mortal Kombat 2.

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Originally posted by canned eggs:and when they asked me where I was going, I said "acadmic conference."

grammar rodeo!

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Originally posted by Nixorbo:
So, which video game do you think that Red Bank kids played that the media is going to turn into a scapegoat?  I'm giving 3-1 on GTA, 10-1 on Halo 2, and 20-1 on Mortal Kombat 2.

Bah, Mortal Kombat is SOOOO 1990s.

Ten bucks says Katamari Damacy. 

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Bah, Mortal Kombat is SOOOO 1990s.

Down, Forward, Back, Back, High Kick.
Bitch.
EDIT: Shit, thought this was the game thread. 

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In the light of my new found optimism, it was time to ditch the old sad-bastard sig, and replace with a nice new one.

God bless Bill Bailey.

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Is it just me, or has winna been getting more profane and random lately?

He's probably on Spring Break, come to think of it.

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I've noticed it too Nerd-o...right around the time he started becoming fanatic about acid.

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Those mini goatees are gay, your one is ok I suppose, as long as you can kidnap babies in it.

It's not mini if you can hide a baby in it.

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Down, Down, Back, Low Punch.
Mmmmm, tasty.
EDIT: Ditto, to what Rage said.

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Originally posted by Nasty Pasty:
Bah, Mortal Kombat is SOOOO 1990s.

Did you hear that whooshing noise?  That was the joke going over your head.

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Originally posted by rach_the_tall:
 

Those mini goatees are gay, your one is ok I suppose, as long as you can kidnap babies in it.

It's not mini if you can hide a baby in it.

That was his point.  He was contrasting the "gay lad" mini goatee with the indescribably awesome canned eggs style giant baby-kidnapping beard.

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Originally posted by Nixorbo:
So, which video game do you think that Red Bank kids played that the media is going to turn into a scapegoat?  I'm giving 3-1 on GTA, 10-1 on Halo 2, and 20-1 on Mortal Kombat 2.

Put me in for GTA.
*Hands over the Nixorbucks*

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I take offense to the thought I've become any more profane or any more random or any more acid enthusiastic... also I didn't just suddenly do that roll eyes dealy, those are all things that I've always done, just to a much less overt extent. 

I'm going back to bed damn it, right after I swallow some eggs injected with lsd......

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Originally posted by Nixorbo:
So, which video game do you think that Red Bank kids played that the media is going to turn into a scapegoat?  I'm giving 3-1 on GTA, 10-1 on Halo 2, and 20-1 on Mortal Kombat 2.

Can I get a piece of Princess Tomato at 1000-1? 

I bet a nickel.

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Originally posted by Melllvar:
God bless Bill Bailey.

Champiooooonnns! *high fives Melll*

 

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Originally posted by Nixorbo:
So, which video game do you think that Red Bank kids played that the media is going to turn into a scapegoat? I'm giving 3-1 on GTA, 10-1 on Halo 2, and 20-1 on Mortal Kombat 2.

Mouse Practice.

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Urgent Newsflash:
Speli is dead! (Or won't be online for ages, but it's the same thing!)

*sobs*

Source: #futuramachat newsagency

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Don't believe her.

Remember last year's April Fools Joke with the Death of Sarge?

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05/03/23 17:59:49 <Speli> SPELI IS DED

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Can't any of you people read brackets?! 

<kipsta> you guys are heartless! why dont you care more that speli wont be here for a while!!!
<Speli> Someone do me a favor and alert PEEL ^_^

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I thought he died months ago

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I think he actually died months before his body died...

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I'm suprised that although it was banned in a few countries, Postal 2 has been blamed for very little.

And I also like the name "Mary Jane" for weed.

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As long as the police don't catch you fucking "Mary" "Jane" in the back of your car after curfew 

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Originally posted by Guineapig Trick:
I'm suprised that although it was banned in a few countries, Postal 2 has been blamed for very little.

Probably because it's boring as hell and nobody would want to play it for longer than 5 minutes.

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I talked to hj on the phone tonight. It was fun!   

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Probably because [Postal 2] is boring as hell and nobody would want to play it for longer than 5 minutes.

Listen to this man. He speaks the truth.

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Here here.

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Just popping off for a couple of days. 
Just testing to see if anyone cares 

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[Luke Skywalker]I care.[/LS]

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[NationStates]
No, wait, I haven't insulted your military bureaucracy for ridiculously bad quartermastering and internal security yet!

Just how the fuck do you lose an attack sub?

Anyway, look forward to a rather rude in character post from MDKCorp when you get back.
[/NationStates]

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Just to tell you guys for the next week me and the family will be in Scotland, to see my Uncle's clan family.

I haven't died or anything.

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Where have all the flowers English gone...

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Originally posted by catindisguise:
 

Originally posted by Melllvar:
God bless Bill Bailey.

Champiooooonnns! *high fives Melll*

 

*high fives back*

*goes to Argos, home of the Laminated Book Of Dreams*

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Originally posted by Melllvar:
 *high fives back*

*goes to Argos, home of the Laminated Book Of Dreams*

*Sends in the Corgis*