Nomming:
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Sorry, m0le, you're going to be redefined in 2018 
Units Based on Constants: The Redefinition of the SI
"Recent decisions of the General Conference on Weights and Measures of the Metre Convention have opened the door to a fundamental change of the International System of Units, the SI, in 2018. The revised SI will be based on fixing the numerical values of seven "defining constants" corresponding to the seven traditional base units. This will bring about basic modifications in the definition of the kilogram, the ampere, the kelvin and the mole and will have consequences for units derived from them."
Aw, I hate updating my licence.
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Well, as long as it's lightly-toasted sesame oil I shan't complain too loudly.
The majority of the voices in my head took over my motor functions and compelled me to cast my vote for the Exalted Grand Leader of Nibblonians.
I was going to use extra-virgin olive oil with a touch of garlic just to bring out your natural flavour.
And a most well deserved Honourable Mention to...
I couldn't decide, 'cause there were a bunch this month. So here, in no particular order, I present:
The Gorkster
My damned kiwis are hard as rocks, even after five days!
I think you're supposed to consult a physician if that problem persists for more than four hours.
The Doctor
Can somebody make a new POTM Nov Nom thread so I can Nom some PEELple?
Haven't we seen enough bloodshed for one evening? 
You're in a really dark place here, Scrappy. You've been in the jungle too long. Were you in the jungle?
Theatre of
Pain Josh
Testing.
Ouch, the feedback!
The Beam
And remember, stuffing the circle block into the square hole is grounds for disqualification. 
It's also the definition of a date with Freako.