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[Reply #160 on:]

You call your penis "El Diquatro"?

"El Diquatro". Hey, is it too late to change my PEEL name?

You call your jockstrap your "PEEL name"?

[Reply #161 on:]

Teenagers (such as Snakey) are not emotionally mature. They're bags of hormonally-driven angst. They want to have sex with things, they want to fight things (physical things or concepts), and they want to make an imprint on the world around them.

Hey, fuck you, fag lord. I do what I want, when I want, where I want, as long as Mommy knows where I am and what I'm doing, you sardonic twatassfuckbitchbiscuiteater.

* Nibbs sulks off to him room to listen to Rage Against The Machine

Nibbly's actually becoming quite the contender for a near-future POTM win. The end is nigh!

[Reply #162 on:]

His mind is beginning to work. It's entirely down to our influence of course, he mustn't take any credit.

[Reply #163 on:]

If he wins POTM, we all need to put blonde 'fros on our avatars.

[Reply #164 on:]

A bit confused as to why a politically-charged band is equated with hormonally-driven angst, but, eh. As long as we can all call him Ribbed Nipples, I'm happy.

[Reply #165 on:]

  So then it would really literally be "For Your Pleasure" then! 

_{p.s., it just occurred to me that that could be another thing that FYP's acronym could stand for, as well.
besides Fecund Yam Particles.}

[Reply #166 on:]

Fuck Your Plays-on-Words!

[Reply #167 on:]

A bit confused as to why a politically-charged band is equated with hormonally-driven angst, but, eh. As long as we can all call him Ribbed Nipples, I'm happy.

They understand me, man! Tom Morello's guitar and Zack de la Rocha's wailing lyrics agree with my extremely warped view of politics they formed for me!

* Nibbs sulks off to his other room to listen to Streetlight Manifesto

[Reply #168 on:]

Here are my picks, in no paticular order.....

1)SP3K
2)A Tale of Two Santas
3)Roswell that ends Well
4)The Why of Fry
5)Leela's Homeworld
6)The Farnsworth Parabox
7)The Devil's Hands are Idle Playthings
8)The Prisoner of Benda
9)Overclockwise
10)Meanwhile

What is this? Some kind of Monster Robot Maniac Fun Collection?

I found this to be rather Giggle-Like-A-Drunken-Asian-SchoolGirl-Worthy.

[Reply #169 on:]

Lawl, Joel has pizza belly, it's all "arrrrooowwwwlll!" I could feel it before, like he was having a pizza baby.

If the pizza baby isn't delivered in 30 minutes or less is it free?

That pun made me face palm so hard it made laughing difficult.

[Reply #170 on:]

Want to know what I can't stand?  Sometimes when I try to talk to people, someone always has to-

-Yeah, so annoying when people say what you wanted to say and all. One can never finish their story.

[Reply #171 on:]

That one joke from Etern--

*  looks above, grumbles about people who beat sparky to saying things she was going to say--including Eternium, who stole her joke!

[Reply #172 on:]

Oh good. The walking in IV was..ugh.

The fuck are you doing playing GTA?

I was way younger than pumpkin when I first played GTA, and I turned out to be be the guy who doesn't draw underage rape.

[Reply #173 on:]

No matter what Freako comments, the response is "you make underage cartoon porn. Your argument is invalid."

[Reply #174 on:]

The only thing I don't get is why it's semi-legitimised via use of the word "underage" rather than the more accurate descriptors "child", or "minor".

[Reply #175 on:]

It's sophisticated. "Underage porn" makes less hits on the NSA trackers.

[Reply #176 on:]

The only thing I don't get is why it's semi-legitimised via use of the word "underage" rather than the more accurate descriptors "child", or "minor".

It's porn for 12 year olds stupid.

[Reply #177 on:]

Getting back on topic, I thought this post was pretty nomination-worthy:

The only thing I don't get is why it's semi-legitimised via use of the word "underage" rather than the more accurate descriptors "child", or "minor".

It's porn for 12 year olds stupid.

[Reply #178 on:]

I'd like to point out that 12-year-olds are still both children and minors.

[Reply #179 on:]

12-year-olds aren't allowed to work in mines.

[Reply #180 on:]

At one time, it was illegal to be 12. You got sent down the mines as a punishment.

[Reply #181 on:]

12-year-olds were sent to hang out with the Mayans? Rough.

[Reply #182 on:]

My parrets dunt let me goo to pratys.

Anyway, would you be able to draw Richard Nixon's head, Hippie?

OK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I think this is more than worthy of a POTM nomination; He should just win it, no questions asked.

[Reply #183 on:]

Here are some posts I think are pretty worthy of nomination:

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HEAR IS A FREEE-HAND OF QUAMBUM NUTRIENT FLIEDS' REQUEEST:

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[Reply #184 on:]

What's so wrong with rape and small mammals?

[Reply #185 on:]

Organized crime tests are the easiest kind of crime tests!

1. Who is the best-known participant in the Valentine's Day Massacre?
Wasn't me.  I don't know who'd do a thing like that.

2. In what year did Ronald Reagan convene the President's Commission on Organized Crime?
I ain't never heard of no Commission.

3. The RICO Act contains provisions that allow the federal government to seize assets from _____.
Legitimate businesses.

Teach me your hilarious ways, DrT.

[Reply #186 on:]

And now the wealth of a familiar stone who had lots of everything, until the sun had no choice but to get her and keep her.

[Reply #187 on:]

Wooo, I made a nomination-worthy post! That POTM trophy is mine...

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...in 11 months.

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[Reply #190 on:]

Yeah. Do it.

[Reply #191 on:]

I'm sure they'll be fine now that tnuk has provided the missing link*, therefore giving them context!

*Somebody had better put this in the nomination-worthy post thread, you bastards!

There's so much yoinking and thrusting coming from your direction lately, Capper. Is it mating season for your species already?

[Reply #192 on:]

winna is my friend.

[Reply #193 on:]

Who do I see if I want to make a custom avatar?

There is no need to have a custom avatar; once one has chosen an avatar one should stick with it.

[Reply #194 on:]

HIPPIE TOAD!!!!!

[Reply #195 on:]

HIPPIE TOAD!!!!!

Hippie Toad has many, many great posts. Can you be more specific?

[Reply #196 on:]

I think she might be looking for this thread.

[Reply #197 on:]

Really all his posts are spectacular, but Beamer's got the right one.

[Reply #198 on:]

Back on topic, Jezzem's summary of recent events in the Rant thread may very well stand to earn this wonderful man all of the Gay Skittles in the world:

I just walked past a couple of Muslim girls in full gear and they smelled terrible, just like all Muslim women.

I just walked past a couple of Muslim girls in full gear and they smelled terrible, just like all Muslim women.

I don't know, that sounds a little dodgy to me...

HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE ME OF BEING RACIST THERE'S AN AFRICAN GIRL IN MY CLASS!

HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE ANY WHITE PERSON OF BEING RACIST! PEOPLE WHO POINT OUT RACIST COMMENTS FROM WHITE PEOPLE ARE IDIOTS! KNEEJERK REACTIONS!

[Reply #199 on:]

I have three cats and a ferret with me now, so now I can visit this thread again perhaps.  Before that I was thinking of buying a bag of dog food and snuggling with that at night and pretending like I had my jarro again.



Here are muskrat and girlkitty (girlkitty has different names to different people.  She's also the one I made promises too for taking care of me in a cold hell a long time ago far away from here....)





They're pretty good cats and they sleep in the bed with me at night now that I sleep on a bed.  Oh by the way I now sleep on a bed.  I call the ferret snake dog, but my sister named him wolfgang. Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart <insert her new last name>

I'll have to take more pictures of them, since I love them lots and I thought some of you might enjoy pictures of them too.  Thank you all for sharing your pets as well, I look at them and their stories sometimes and it makes me happy sad or sad happy depending upon my mood.  I was very lonely, and although I still am, I have animals who trust me, friends who care about me, and family who love me.  I live in a universe with my brothers and sisters and all of the animals that crawl upon the earth, fly through the sky, breathe in our skin, and swim in our seas, that our Awesome Heavenly Father has gifted us with.  I feel rather blessed much of the time, for all the hells that I've visited that I have yet to expire and that such wonderful curious creatures and entities have crossed my path.  Lots of love and blessings to all my peelers for you have been my friends true for longer than I care to remember... my sanity gasket as I write my journal entries, my rational, my pleasures vicarious, my music soul to soothe, and my loves.  You've been a home away from home despite my outbursts, through my nonsense and tantrums, with my depressions and failings, smiling all of the same and cheerful for our journeys.  I hope you all have a wonderful weekend, and I hope your lives are fulfilled in ways in which you are yet to kmprehend.

also:

I love the fact that your posts still remain cute and whimsical even when they include a plethora of cunts.