Next June on the moon! POTM Poll June 2012

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Lighter poll this month (many of the same people were nominated, which means they must be doing something right!). Looks like 15 different nominations (if you include weiner's repost of Josh), only 8 with more than one nomination. Don't blame me - you guys spoke, and this is the result! So have at it!

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Hooray, I'm on the poll!

I voted for winna.

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Why am I on the poll?  I have already won.

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Louiswuenator gets my vote.

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Why am I on the poll?  I have already won.

Because I am not on it.  A vote for winna, is a vote for Svip.  Therefore, I voted for Frisco17.

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Why am I on the poll?  I have already won.

Because I am not on it.  A vote for winna, is a vote for Svip.  Therefore, I voted for Frisco17.

Tehcnically a vote for winna is a vote for everybody if you believe the rumours. With that in mind, what you said is correct from a certain point of view. Technically correct, I suppose. Since that's the best kind of correct, I don't know why I'm bothering to say anything about it other than "congratulations!".

Hm. I don't like the triply-punctuated end of that sentence. Somehow it doesn't seem as though an exclamation point, a quotation mark and a full stop should be a valid grouping under any circumstances.

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I voted for Maz, because who wouldn't vote for her? All the people sayin otherwise are lyin.

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Uh, not to be juvenile, but it says "PEE poll" in the upper left hand corner

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Planet Express Employee Poll

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Oh. See, now I feel stupid.

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That's right, make her believe that's what it stands for so she doesn't start asking about the POO Poll...

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That's right, make her believe that's what it stands for so she doesn't start asking about the POO Poll...

Don't even mention those. Planetary Ocelot Obscuring Polls are the worst.

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Not for me, I love me a good firm Ocelot Poll.

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That's the most multi-layered in joke I've heard in a long time. Nicely done.

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I thought it was shit.

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Why am I on the poll?  I have already won.

Yes, once, a hundred years ago in mists of mustful time.
Also, maybe 'cause of things like that there purplemoti and of clorse chamelemoticon?
Also, maybe because a few people finally figured out you deserved it?

relatedly, what I had already originally GOING to have been say is:
It boggles the mind that winna has still never winned this again yet.

More overlooked than the Grand Canyon, he is.

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So is DrT. But he doesn't complain about being nominated, cause he never comes here.

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Yeah, DrThunder's a real jerk.

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I chose someone at random that was one of my nominations.

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Planet Express Employee Poll

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Through a tortuous and roundabout process of me clicking that, then a bunch of other links, you brought me to the realisation that the Weiner Madness Technique was not adequately archived for future generations of PEELers. I have remedied this.

Please hold your applause until the thread has come to a complete stop. Motion at this point may result in the partial or complete severance of limbs, as well as the distinct sensation of being licked by a skeleton.

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A wiki page ... about me? What an honor! I just might cry again for the first time ever...

Looks like 15 different nominations (if you include weiner's repost of Josh)

It twas indeed a nomination for my only friend!

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It's not about you, really. It's more about something that you gave to PEEL.

I noticed earlier today (whilst searching for relevant information in the PEEL Vault) that you ended up trying to claim at least one of the 2011 PEELies for yourself in the award speeches that you wrote phoned in.

Is there perhaps something that you want to tell us about your enormous ego, weiner?

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More than one? I am shocked and appalled!* I only recall claiming the Best New PEELer of 2011 as mine own. Which was/were the other(s)? And I only really phoned in one of them. I think you can tell which that was. And no, I do not stand sit (?) here proud of having done so. Claiming Best New PEELer, however...


*And perhaps a little aroused... No, wait a second... Yup, my heightened pulse was just a heart attack.

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It boggles the mind that winna has still never winned this again yet.

More overlooked than the Grand Canyon, he is.

I wouldn't call the winner of 2011's "Best Poster" PEELie "overlooked", personally.


That said, I would not be surprised if winna is the winner this month.

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Oh, of course I remember he winnaed the Best Poster last year..  (he must've had a really grand one, on his wall)..  After all, I had the honor of coming in third   He's also been credited with Despot of Corruptness and Mr. Peelified before too..  All the more of an anomaly then - Simply odd that he's only victorisized one of these and that back so many plethoric years ago, that is all.
Also, his humble modesty precludes him from desiring to nab it again, anyway; but that doesn't mean we shouldn't all take a trip to the Grand Canyon.  Or something.

On the subject of DirT meanwhile - well yes again we had spoken about his thunderratedness in here already, in the nom-nom-nom-worthy thread; and it's come up at least a couple of times; but at least he's triumphed three times.
also both he and winjin have a raft of PEELies, indeed, forsooth.

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unlike moi.

So is DrT. But he doesn't complain about being nominated, cause he never comes here.

Yeah, DrThunder's a real jerk.

Let's all say mean things about DrTee, since he never comes down here.

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I heard he once kicked a spaniel in the balls. He's a mean motherfucker. Somebody told me that he gets drunk and fucks heavy machinery on a weekly basis. I have reason to believe that he's not even called Doug!

Am I doing it right?

Better question: why are we doing this?

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Because every once in a while, drunk people get horny.

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Isn't it the other way around? It is for me, anyhow.

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Well done, UnrealLegend! I suppose it's a good result. Even though it's always a little irksome when somebody I neither nominated or voted for wins.

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Woah!

* Unreal stares in disbelief

Did... that really just happen?! 

Well, thank you very much to the people who voted for me! This was a massive surprise! 

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Well done, UnrealLegend! I suppose it's a good result. Even though it's always a little irksome when somebody I neither nominated or voted for wins.

See, I'm the opposite: I get annoyed when the person I voted for does win (which means that I am currently very annoyed!), since I am in my heart a fascist who hates to see democracy triumph in any way.

And this month, much to my chagrin, triumph it did. Congrats regardless, UrL!

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I still believe I voted for the right guy.  Goddamn democracy, giving voting rights to the wrong people with the wrong opinion.

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Yay the person I voted for won! Congratulations UrL.

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Don't let that cheapen your victory, UrL. I'm sure that there were people who voted for you who aren't completely without value.

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Congratulations Unreal! Well deserved. This makes up for those times in the past I nominated you and you didn't quite win

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I would praise you but no one praised me. So shut up.

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I would praise you but no one praised me. So shut up.

But nobody could accuse you of being bitter about it, eh Danny?

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A well-deserved victory, UrinalLegend!

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You takin' the piss?