Beware the triglycerides of March - POTM March 2012

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GentlePEELmen and PEELwomen - Start your nominations!!!

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But not this lot:

DannyJC13
Tedward
coffeeBot
SpaceMaN
Tachyon
Bendersfan1221
spira
SpaceGoldfish fromWazn
Gorky
totalnerduk
Otis P Jivefunk
hobbitboy

I mean don't nominate this lot, not that this lot can't nominate.

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bend-err because he's my very good friend.
i_c_weiner because he's also my very good friend.
LoveForFry because I should nominate a PEELette for once. And because she's another of my very good friends.

Now, why am I awake at 5:30 am?

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Hmm... let's see.

cyber_turnip

TheMadCapper

Spacedal11

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UnrealLegend
Solid Gold Bender
Fishy Joe

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Beanoz4-I've wanted to vote for him for a while. Good guy.
Scrappylive-Excellent new PEELer! He has great posts and can be funny sometimes.
El-Man-Cloolsome guy, and he's got a great sense of humor.

Sorry El-Man, I barely changed my mind.

My new nom is:
Pumpkinpie-Young, relatable, clool, and etc.

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FishyJoe - Great to have back, made some classic posts again...
Spacedal11 - Long overdue, very deserving of this award...
Solid Gold Bender - Fun to have around...

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FishyJoe
SlackJawedMoron
Josh

'Cause all three of these people made posts this month that made me laugh, think, or both...which is all I ask of my POTM candidates.

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Josh
Svipduck
Xanfor

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LoveForFry - was cool with saying I would go lesbian for her
Spacedal11 - pretty interesting chick to have around here
FishyJoe - seriously, you only won one in September 2001? You are long overdue, and curse you for breaking my Otis's record if you do!

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Spacedal, because she's very deserving.
LoveForFry, because she's very deserving too. Also, she's as awesome in person as on here.
TheMadCapper, because he's doing very well in his new position. Also, his posts are consistently funny and/or thought-provoking.

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Spacedal11
JoshTheater
FishyJoe

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And zero Nibbs nominations. Did I suck that much this month?

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JoshTheater cos he's a cool kid and stuff and his posts are consistently bueno
Spacedal11 Because one of us should win this month dammit!
TheMadCapper I liked the stuffs he was saying this month

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And zero Nibbs nominations. Did I suck that much this month?

Yes.

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And zero Nibbs nominations. Did I suck that much this month?

You're competing with dozens of regular posters. The solution isn't to complain, but to turn the awesomeness up to 11. If you're incapable of doing that, get out of the kitchen. And into the backyard. And I don't know where I'm going with this, so I'm going to stop.

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Thought so.

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Archonix for:
http://www.peelified.com/index.php?topic=20787.msg1306545#msg1306545
http://www.peelified.com/index.php?topic=18200.msg1304526;topicseen#msg1304526
http://www.peelified.com/index.php?topic=18200.msg1301982;topicseen#msg1301982

Bianca for:
http://www.peelified.com/index.php?topic=22454.msg1304703;topicseen#msg1304703
http://www.peelified.com/index.php?topic=17005.msg1299849;topicseen#msg1299849
KITTY!
http://www.peelified.com/index.php?topic=22852.msg1305735;topicseen#msg1305735
and technically a re-post, but funny, none the less
http://www.peelified.com/index.php?topic=21476.msg1300793;topicseen#msg1300793

More noms to come.

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Josh Cos
Weiner Because
Randi Because I can

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Spacedal11
LoveForFry
TheMadCapper


Spacedal kinda snagged this before edel. But if spacedal hadn't had prior claim, edel would have gotten my first nom.

LFF came to NYC to say hi, and TMC has always been fun. These people all deserve your recognition.

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Aww TNUK you said you were gonna nominate me this month.

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You're right, and so I have done it. 

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LFF
Fishy
Cappy

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LoveForFry
Spacedal11
hopie4ever

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Everyone sucked except

Nibblonian Leader
any1else
and
Frisco17

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Danke schön!

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spacedal
LFF
Capper

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I looked up that word, tnuk. Play nice

And zero Nibbs nominations. Did I suck that much this month?

You didn't suck as badly as Solid Gold Cupboard, but you still sucked.

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Looking at the nominations so far, I feel like I'm in good company

Fishy Joe A fine man, with fertile loins and a certain... je ne sais quoi. He's resurfaced to the joy of all, and I would be proud to be on the same poll as this guy.

LFF She's kept us all enthralled with the saga of the creepy old guy who tried to score with her. If she made it all up as a clever ploy to garner POTM nominations, then well played, missy. Plus, fellow New Yorker. Even though I don't think she lives in the same region I do.

DT88 I don't care that nobody else seems to be nomming him! DT88 is eligible, a prolific poster, and an overall funny guy. 8/10, would buy again.

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I looked up that word, tnuk. Play nice

And zero Nibbs nominations. Did I suck that much this month?

You didn't suck as badly as Solid Gold Cupboard, but you still sucked.

Woo hoo! Adequacy!

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I wonder when he'll notice that edit

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What edit?

Thought so.

This?

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She removed "furgling" from "furgling cupboard". I was using it as a verbal contraction for  "fuckgargling" (and you can probably guess what "cupboard" sounds like it should be short for), but it apparantly has several definitions. NSFW.

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Even when you're trying not to, you just gravitate toward profanity like a fat kid to a sundae bar.

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That was exactly my source. I just assumed I wasn't hip enough to pick up on the slang used nowadays. For reference: I still don't get the cupboard thing...you're losing your touch, man!

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I don't get the cupboard thing either. What could it sound like if shortened? I agree, tnuk is losing his mind.

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I can think of at least one rude word that starts with "cu". And given the man's proclivity for adding modifiers to profane words to make them worse, I can think of several things "cupboard" could stand for.

You losing your touch, Josh? Maybe you'll get a pity PoTM this month from all the people who remember how you were before the stroke.

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I can think of at least one rude word that starts with "cu". And given the man's proclivity for adding modifiers to profane words to make them worse, I can think of several things "cupboard" could stand for.

That just seems like too much of a stretch for me to get behind.

You losing your touch, Josh? Maybe you'll get a pity PoTM this month from all the people who remember how you were before the stroke.

But post-stroke Josh is fun Josh!

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It's not too much of a stretch though. It's exactly what Cappy was hinting at.