PotM April '09 - Poll. "Polls are stupid. Cool!"

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Polls are stupid. Cool!  -ShepherdofShark

In PEELadu did hobbitboy A stately PotM Poll decree...
Alrighty then, here it is. Have at it (or not as the case may be).

The poll will probably sty open until early next week (May 18th or thereabouts).
Stats FYI

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 * Some 36 PEELicans made 40 different nominations.

 * After weeding out the (six) non-PEELicans (sorry i_c_weiner)...

   nominations for entities who did not post anything during April 2009 may well be ignored.

and those (four) who hadn't posted in April, we were down to 30 names.

 * I made the cut at four or more nominations because there were 5 more people with three nominations each and I didn't fancy a poll with 15 choices.

 - hobbitboy

[Reply #1 on:]

MY vote is not secret for what i see

[Reply #2 on:]

MY vote is not secret for what i see

And now it is.

[Reply #3 on:]

And now it is.

Indeed.. unless you made a screen capture before

[Reply #4 on:]

I voted for x.Bianca.x

[Reply #5 on:]

I wonder if Ninaka will return my affection if I vote for her... or will she continue to coldly spurn my advances? Probably. We're from different worlds, she and I. Her with her society balls and private jets, and me... a struggling writer living on tinned food and credit.

sigh

[Reply #6 on:]

I wonder if Ninaka will return my affection if I vote for her... or will she continue to coldly spurn my advances? Probably. We're from different worlds, she and I. Her with her society balls and private jets, and me... a struggling writer living on tinned food and credit.

sigh

You are better off voting for me.

[Reply #7 on:]

I wasn't nominated :'(

[Reply #8 on:]

Oh my god... I'm on the poll!

* Jezzem cries tears of joy which quickly turn to tears of saddness when he realises that no one in their right mind would vote for him.

Maybe some people will be in their wrong minds...

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I wonder if Ninaka will return my affection if I vote for her... or will she continue to coldly spurn my advances? Probably. We're from different worlds, she and I. Her with her society balls and private jets, and me... a struggling writer living on tinned food and credit.

sigh

You bastard, you didn't even vote for me! Even after that heart-strings speech.

Yep, I know this because I voted for myself and now I only have ONE VOTE.

Typical. Wasting your time opening cans when you could be using your hands for more useful things.  Psht.

[Reply #10 on:]

I was tossing up between you and myself. I'll go for you. Even though you didn't vote for ME.

[Reply #11 on:]

I have a jet, remember?

[Reply #12 on:]

You can vote for yourself?  How disgraceful.  People with respect for themselves do not vote for themselves.  Typical Australians.

[Reply #13 on:]

If you want something done, sometimes it's faster and quicker to just do it yourself.

Yeah. You heard me.

[Reply #14 on:]

Sounds pathetic.  I mean, if you only get one vote, that vote was your own, and that just indicates how sad you must be.  Nah, getting no votes would be a lot better, because then at least you know people just don't realise who you are, but you still have your self-respect!

Tsk tsk.

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Yeah yeah. I've been around this board long enough to know that it's all about being a little self-absorbed. Your judgement doesn't shake me

[Reply #16 on:]

Yeah yeah. I've been around this board long enough to know that it's all about being a little self-absorbed. Your judgement doesn't shake me

If it did, I would be scared.

[Reply #17 on:]

But if you already know you're pathetic, there's no further shame in voting for yourself!  Not that our Ninky is pathetic in any way, shape, or form.  Oh geez, I'm in trouble, aren't I?

[Reply #18 on:]

In PEELadu did hobbitboy A stately PotM Poll decree...

800,000 points for the Kublai Khan reference, minus a bushel for insisting on the term 'PEELican'.

[Reply #19 on:]

No Jan-Michael Vincent?! This is an outrage!

[Reply #20 on:]

I voted for Ninaka; 1) because she deserves it, and 2) Inannimate Carbon Rod wasn't listed.

[Reply #21 on:]

Anyone who doesn't vote for fazeshift sucks.

[Reply #22 on:]

+1 for the little white bird.

[Reply #23 on:]

1 Vote for Dr. Thunder! Mainly because his name derives from a tasty off brand soda that I enjoy... Hardly because he's a witty fellow.

[Reply #24 on:]

BOOKS!!!!

[Reply #25 on:]

Are you saying Books rapes children?

Interesting.

[Reply #26 on:]

I don't want to vote until I can figure out who is winning.

[Reply #27 on:]

I voted for Coldy because I feel guilty for acting like a dick in the games thread towards him.

[Reply #28 on:]

I don't want to vote until I can figure out who is winning.

Whatever answer that'll get you to vote for svip.

[Reply #29 on:]

But if you already know you're pathetic, there's no further shame in voting for yourself! 

On the contrary, you pretty much hit the nail on the head. But only if you switch "pathetic" with "awesome".

Anyone who doesn't vote for fazeshift sucks.

You mean awesome.. Well, if I wasn't going to be in the poll I'd probably send my vote that way.. but you'll never know for sure..

[Reply #30 on:]

Don't be sucky Ninaka, there's no user called awesome to vote for on the poll!

Go DrThunderpants.

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I voted for Coldy because I feel guilty for acting like a dick in the games thread towards him.

Jeez, if you felt that bad you ought to have just bought me a cyber-beer.

[Reply #32 on:]

Don't be sucky Ninaka, there's no user called awesome to vote for on the poll!

Maybe there should be.

[Reply #33 on:]

Don't be sucky Ninaka, there's no user called awesome to vote for on the poll!

Go DrThunderpants.

I'm not being sucky sir, simply perpetuating the tradition of always nomming you.

[Reply #34 on:]

I voted for Svip. There's no amusing anecdote or anything to go along with why I voted for him; I just kind of did it. I will say that his name being so close to the top of the poll made it easier for clicking-on purposes. Make of that what you will.

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something shifty going on with svip's votes

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something shifty going on with svip's votes

You mean winning fair and square, despite only winning a minority victory.

I'm as popular as Stephen Harper!

[Reply #37 on:]

Anyone who doesn't vote for fazeshift sucks.

Anyone who doesn't vote NINAKA is a communist.

[Reply #38 on:]

Anyone who doesn't vote for fazeshift sucks.

Anyone who doesn't vote NINAKA is a communist.

Looks like communism works.

[Reply #39 on:]

For the moment, Comrade...