Ascendo tuum! - POTM Poll January MMVIII

[Reply #40 on:]

Don't care about weiner.... and his weiner avatar.

Also, you're absolutely wrong futuramadrama, and saying something different won't make it right.  Despite your attempt to infilitrate this community and wrecklessly destroy everything we hold in high regard, the true PotM has shown triumphant. :angry:

[Reply #41 on:]

 

Originally posted by Ben:
 Exactly?

Why, oh, why did I waste my vote on BirthdayClown - the Fred Thompson of POTM..?

He is? That's all I need to know. 

[Reply #42 on:]

I once knew an old man named Fred Thompson. His wife gave me all of his pajamas when he died. True story!

[Reply #43 on:]

HOLY SNAP.

[Reply #44 on:]

It's a tie! NAKED MUD WRESTLING MATCH TO DECIDE THE WINNER!

[Reply #45 on:]

...wtf...why aren't you guys who are voting for me posting to say so? I WANT TO KNOW SO I CAN RIGHTFULLY SUCK YOU OFF!

[Reply #46 on:]

Can't we just have a good old fashioned pistol duel instead? Those are always fun.

[Reply #47 on:]

LayZ would have an unfair advantage in a naked mud wrestling match.

Sort of like:

"Milhouse pulls a camouflage outfit from his
closet and imagines putting it to use.  In his fantasy, he's being
chased by some Shelbyville kids, but he steps in front of a bush and
disappears.  The kids stop and look around, asking "Where did he go?"
Milhouse calls, "Over here, my friends!"  His head moves to a different
places and he sneers, "Or is it over _here_?  His head keeps changing
place and the other children's anger turns to fear. "

Vote for LayZ!!

[Reply #48 on:]

Vote for Josh.

[Reply #49 on:]

   

Originally posted by MrBlonde:
...I have 0 votes. I really fucking hate you guys.

I vote for MrBlonde, if only to stop his whining...   

   

Originally posted by gaschief: I didnt even get nominated.

Me neither.  I was pissed, until I realized you might actually have to say something that everyone remembered.  Which I don't do a lot of.  Because of the brain damage.  Which I blame on drinking too much in college...   

[Reply #50 on:]

...I love you.

[Reply #51 on:]

Well, looks like the only way I'm going to win this thing next month is to draw more porn.

[Reply #52 on:]

 

Originally posted by Archonix:
Well, looks like the only way I'm going to win this thing next month is to draw more porn.

Farnsworth and Zoidberg porn?? 

[Reply #53 on:]

Mr. Blonde.  FUCK MAINLANDERS

[Reply #54 on:]

 

Originally posted by totalnerduk:
Sil. Sil should win.

you're just saying that 'cause you want to massage her breasts! 

[Reply #55 on:]

Well, don't we all?

[Reply #56 on:]

This may be true Melll, but i'm not committing myself to this position with the wife hovering about!

[Reply #57 on:]

 

Originally posted by Corvus:
 Farnsworth and Zoidberg porn??   

If you'd really really like some... I can arrange it.

[Reply #58 on:]

 

Originally posted by Archonix:
Well, looks like the only way I'm going to win this thing next month is to draw more porn.

Knowing you, that could either be really really good or really really bad.

[Reply #59 on:]

LayZ because...he likes..good music?

ok, jermy, can i have my 5$ now? 

[Reply #60 on:]

LayZ, because it's about fucking time

[Reply #61 on:]

The Hispanics are the only thing keeping JoshTheater in this race.

[Reply #62 on:]

 

That should help with the women vote...

[Reply #63 on:]

HAHAHAH! Take that Hillary!

[Reply #64 on:]

 

Originally posted by Frisco17:
 Knowing you, that could either be really really good or really really bad.

Either way I'll make someone cry and someone else vote for me.

[Reply #65 on:]

Just like in real life. 

[Reply #66 on:]

I think we have a winner

[Reply #67 on:]

NO NEVER!

Congratulations, LayZ. 

[Reply #68 on:]

NO NEVER!

*sigh*

Thanks Josh, I guess. And thank you everyone for making me the first POTM of 2008. Now I have to ask myself some serious questions like "What am I doing with my life?". 

[Reply #69 on:]

You can ask all sorts of questions like that but as long as you don't answer them everything's grand.

[Reply #70 on:]

Dibs on secret service! I already got a security set up for his house. All I now are some volunteers and a few Glock 17s.

[Reply #71 on:]

I see that LayZ is the proper (apparently) winner of January's PotM. Let's face it, he had it coming. So, in a pestiferous repetition of the past several months, WYSIWYG.

Now, in contradiction to my previous assertion, I will in fact apologise for the obfuscation that I caused. I assure all of you most profoundly that I will never again attempt to reenumerate an PEEL election whilst suffering from a 104 degree fever.