POTM February '06 is for dummies...

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i still can't believe i_c_weiner hasnt won yet

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Originally posted by Gopher:
TNUK: If you eat a catholic right after they take communion, does it count as taking communion yourself since they contain the blood of christ? or does the blood transmute back into wine in response to your act of counter-cannibalism?

You sick bastard. Not that kind of eating. And no, it wouldn't count as taking communion, since the communion would be something that you wouldn't eat unless you opened their digestive tract and took it from there.


Hmmm. Good signature opportunity.

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TNUK: one word: Blood sausage.

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Originally posted by totalnerduk:
 
...since the communion would be something that you wouldn't eat unless you opened their digestive tract and took it from there.

TNUK, I say this with love:  Seek help.

Some of your posts reminds me of the guy who lived in the basement in 'Silence Of The Lambs'.

Plese don't tell me that you have a basement with a pit in it...

Ralph 'already disturbed enough' Snart

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I love that TNUK is taking the heat for that tangent instead of me.

Mental note: Always direct my most revolting posts at TNUK so he can absorb the blame.

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you sick bastard 

[Reply #46 on:]

Buffalo Bill.

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It puts the lotion in the basket.

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Dodo, dododo, dodo, do doo do! Put's the lotion in the basket! It puts the lotion in the basket! It puts the fucking lotion in the basket, bitch!

Ah, song's made from movie quotes make me happy...

Um, Nerdo. He's usually quality.

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TNUK does attract all controversies like a sponge. Bannings too. Believe me when I say that this is tame.

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It looks like Venus is 10 votes ahead of her closest competitor @ this point.  This poll should close sometime soon, so I'm gonna say:

"Congrats, Venus.  You go, Mutant girl!"

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well then.. Venus it is!

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Yep, Venus got my vote.

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Originally posted by Ralph Snart:
 TNUK, I say this with love:  Seek help.

Some of your posts reminds me of the guy who lived in the basement in 'Silence Of The Lambs'.

  Thanks. But I'm fine. "Help" would just get in the way of my raping and killing. Raping and killing is important you know, if nobody did it, then there would be all sorts of people who were vulnerable because the public wouldn't be aware of it.

So I'm providing a service really.


 

Plese don't tell me that you have a basement with a pit in it...

I would love one of those. It would come in handier than you can imagine. Do you want to come and dig it with me? When we're done, you can try to climb out, and I can beat you back down with a shovel, and you can try screaming for help before I slit your throat with the edge of the shovel, and then we can sit there together in a pool of your congealing blood. It'll be so much fun!

In all seriousness, though, I am not the guy from Silence of the Lambs. That guy got caught.


Edited because I'm too drunk to spell "raping" properly (honestly, how can you mess up something simple, like raping?), and I forgot to say yes, Archie, it's tame. Things were much grander when I was calling everybody names, instead of eating people...
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TNUK. PEEL's first 25-star General.

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Originally posted by Ralph Snart:
It looks like Venus is 10 votes ahead of her closest competitor @ this point.

Actually it's 11. no not my vote. it wouldn't really matter at this point.

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I'm yours Venus, I'm your fire.


 

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Whoo! Go Venus and her sweet, sweet virgin thighs!

[Reply #57 on:]

I threw my vote away with:

ZOIDY-two-two-seven!

yeah!

[Reply #58 on:]

Since Pixy didn't come through with my challenge, Alex gets my vote.

[Reply #59 on:]

Venus! 

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Venus has way more votes than anyone. 
Go Venus!

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It's so gratifying to see Melllvar's Theorum be consigned to the trashcan for the 2nd month running.

This is what we need, people.

Go Venus, it's long deserved.

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Scrap it!
This time meaning: Close the thread since Venus has a commanding lead.
Oh, and which losers voted for that i_c_weiner? What way to waste a vote. (This month...*evil cackle*)

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Originally posted by i_c_weiner:
Oh, and which losers voted for that i_c_weiner? What way to waste a vote. (This month...*evil cackle*)

...and last month and the month before that and the one before that and so on. *Bitchy I am*.

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Yeah, congrats venus! She has more votes than her closest 3 competitors put together. I just hope she posts more of her fic soon to celebrate!

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Hooray Venus! Menopause for everyone! 

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I also noticed that Mom and NOR both got the most nominations but the least votes...weird

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Well, Mom Rules, I tried.  My measly one vote didn't do too much.

Better luck next time.  Venus just had ya outgunned this month.

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Originally posted by totalnerduk:
Edited because I'm too drunk to spell "raping" properly (honestly, how can you mess up something simple, like raping?), and I forgot to say yes, Archie, it's tame. Things were much grander when I was calling everybody names, instead of eating people...

Let's just say... I've informally raped too many people tonight to count...   


    (for posterity)

Edit.... you people seriously have no idea how much #fc and the secret PEEL council affect these things.... hahahahaha

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secret peel council?

edit: oh right, the peelie people i guess

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Speaking of PEELies, is it time yet??

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Good point.

Also, congrats Venus. I guess you have won by now.

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Congratulations Venus