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Beamer
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Damn, since I've started visiting #futuramachat regularly, I've gotten to know and like so many PEELers... So, rather than risk making people think I'm playing favourites, I'll just nominate my usual nominees and technically play favourites anyway! Here we go... Newhook_1 for showing me the true meaning of homo-erotic clown hats. M0le for putting those staples in my eyelids while I was sleeping. That was hilarious! Then everyone in France died, which was also pretty funny too. And finally, TheLampIncident for always having a smile to hand out to toddlers. And remember...
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winna
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M0letronz0rsinep: He's generally funny, and he said something (can't remember now) that warranted me saying he would automatically have my nomination. JBERGES: Apparently he's my favorite new peeler, I don't know why, maybe he isn't, but he is.... also I looked at the clock one time and it said 6:48 and I thought of him.... again I'm not sure how my neurochemicaldrug pathways work, but they do. GPT: Deep down... he's a good kid... that did your mom last night... These all deviated from my normal nominations... I think slimmy already won so that would be one reason, but you should all be proud to be nominated over bart182 and edeltraut... possibly the greatest posters here since they post so much and because of their posts every month that get posted.............
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Nasty Pasty
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Bender_Waffles Tongue Luck Nasty Pasty, for my monthly self-vote.
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Guineapig Trick
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« Reply #15 on: 01-30-2005 00:25 »
« Last Edit on: 01-30-2005 00:25 »
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Since it's pretty apparent that you are all retarded fuckers and have no idea how awesome I am (except for maybe a few) I'll be Beamer's man. Ladies and gentlemen of the supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider:
this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk, but Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now, think about that. That does not make sense!
Why would a Wookiee -- an eight foot tall Wookiee -- want to live on Endor with a bunch of two foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense!
But more importantly, you have to ask yourself: what does that have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense!
Look at me, I'm a PEEler trying to get you to vote Beamer, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca. Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense. None of this makes sense.
And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberating and conjugating the Emancipation Proclamation... does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense.
If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests.
Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, you must now decided whether to reverse the decision for my client Chef. I know he seems guilty, but ladies and gentlemen... (pulling down a diagram of Chewbacca) This is Chewbacca. Now think about that for one moment -- that does not make sense. Why am I talking about Chewbacca when a man's life is on the line? Why? I'll tell you why: I don't know.
It does not make sense. If the wookie lives on Endor, you must vote Beamer.
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Beamer
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Thanks for that, GPT. "Look at the monkey! Look at the silly monkey!" *Man's head explodes*
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Nasty Pasty
DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #17 on: 01-30-2005 00:36 »
« Last Edit on: 01-30-2005 00:36 »
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Originally posted by Nasty Pasty: Bender_Waffles Tongue Luck Nasty Pasty, for my monthly self-vote. Bender_Waffles BeamerTongue LuckNasty Pasty
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Tweek
UberMod
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Catindisguise Coilette Amy20
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ZombieJesus
Lost Belgian
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Lamp Speli Cyberknight
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Nurdbot
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GPT: Why the hell not? He's an okay kid and I'm just an asshole sometimes. Speli: Read his MS Paint comics in the MS Paint Death thread, 'nuff said. M0le: For being Imperial scum in SWG and wearing that awesome TIE Fighter flightsuit and helmet.
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Melllvar
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For reasons of posting:
Evan Catindisguise Joysauce
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