SUPER SECRET AWARDS!

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Worst Beard – Presented by Nutmeg1729
PEEL has an outstanding amount of men and boys who have tried, succeeded and occasionally failed to grow a beard. The Mighty Beardo status is not given to many, and this PEELer tried his utmost to grow a beard that would rival those of the older, stubblier PEELers. A valiant attempt, but nonetheless, the award for Worst Beard goes to the one and only, JoshTheater, for the chinstrap cum bandaid that he sported for many a month in 2010.



Least Missed – Presented by Nutmeg1729
Once in a while, a new or old member gives us cause to believe that they are not worth a damn and should disappear from the board. This particular PEELer caused many a debate, insulted many a user, and caused much disbelief with his bin-diving ways and attempts to tell everyone that it was the life we should want to lead.
Yes, the award for Least Missed PEELer, goes to SweetZombieJesus.



Most Stoic – Presented by Bend-err
Considering how much the Rant Threads fill up every time there is a new one created it is a safe guess that there are many miserable people around. Some are smaller problems and some way bigger. But once in a while some people have to endure a lot of hardship again and again that even the most dislike for them can be put aside for a moment or two.
In 2010 there were actually a few PEELers who had some tough times to get through, but none had as many as the one getting this award. Keep fighting!



Most Special – Presented by Bend-err
There are many special PEELers, some with a capital S, some just so awesome they rock our socks off.
But what makes a PEELer special or more special than every other? Superpowers.
But out of those many special people only one can be the Most Special.



Most International – Presented by totalnerduk
Jet-setting around the globe, PEELers are a fairly international bunch. But only one has visited PEELers all over the world, visited countries that some of us can only dream about, and ridden the mighty moon worm. Since he’s met nearly as many PEELers as the record holders, and a few unique ones, he’s well qualified for this award.

It goes to...

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This gets JoshTheater's bearded seal of approval!



If you lived in New England you'd take whatever you have to keep your face warm in the winter months as well.

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Yay, most International Man of Mystery!

Fits that I only just did this the other day.

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Yay! I are speshul!

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I thought he looked quite fetching with the Riker beard.

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I love you guys, but I've been drinking a lot tonight and having fun discussions with my sister and mother about how I'm a badass bastard child of circumstance.  You're an asshole tnuk, and this has wholly been a facade of you re-enacting the antipeelies.  I see it for what it was, even if you don't want to admit it.... and strangely enough, I'm okay with it.

* winna listens to Sixpence None the Richer.

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Well it feels ok to know apparantly I wasn't the least midded peeler..I suppose..
I don't know..I would have gotten a sparkly gif award...

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* winna listens to Sixpence None the Richer.

You wear those shoes and I will wear that dress OHHH.

I was reading these on my phone this morning, and I knew the first one would be Joshy before I scrolled down far enough to see. It's so bad it's good. But then I didn't know who the other ones were until now, because I don't like to waste data on loading slow picture-filled pages...

I like the sparklee touch.

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If you were in the chatroom we'd discuss this and how I'm listening to The Cranberries right now.

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Well it feels ok to know apparantly I wasn't the least midded peeler..I suppose..
I don't know..I would have gotten a sparkly gif award...

You could go to sparklee.com and make one for yourself if it'll make you feel better.

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Award for the PEELer Who Gave Themself A Sparklee Gif Award - Presented By X.Bianca.x

Once every so often, there is that weird person that gives themself a sparklee gif. No one knows why, but this award is to honour that person.

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Here y'go, Bianca. I made you an actual sparkly PEELie statuette. Have fun polishing your rocketship.  

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Hooray! I know there were a lot of people who doubted I would get this award, but now I have it, and I have this to say to you: hello!

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Aw, you can get a PEELie just like that?! Next thing you know, Nurdbot will be in here demanding a PEELie!

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Do we know who wins yet?

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Nibs: uhm, yes

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And now the super secret awards have funny names too!

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Here y'go, Bianca. I made you an actual sparkly PEELie statuette. Have fun polishing your rocketship. 

Nice job on the sparkly ship, tnuk.  Nice innuendo, too...

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And now the super secret awards have funny names too!

Very nice

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I'm considering giving myself some random super secret award. Everyone should get an award.

Nah, probably not.

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I'd go with no.  However, I think Bianca's award should count, but only because she randomly and uniquely said "Oh, I get a sparkly too.  Because I'm worth it!"  Had you done this CommanderZapp, I'd say the same thing... but she got there first.

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PEELies over. Everybody out. You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here.

You could stay here for as long as it takes you to find the super-super-super secret award, I suppose. The one that's not even going on the wiki until somebody finds it. Of course, you're not going to find it unless you're extremely paranoid. It's very well hidden. Which you should be able to tell from the smiley. I only use smileys when I've got something to hide.