The PEELerly Individual Looking Fetching Award (aka PILF)

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I know who I'd like to do naughty things to, but they didn't make the poll.

[Reply #1 on:]

Same for me, oh well, i'm gonna go with the classic then

[Reply #2 on:]

For all the talk of people noming me for this award, I'm honestly surprised I'm not listed as one of the choices.  But in the end, I'll take this as a good thing.

[Reply #3 on:]

4 girls against one dude. That's a bit unfair, no?

[Reply #4 on:]

All of the guys will vote for girls and many of the girls here seem to prefer getting sexy time with other girls.  Mystery solved.

[Reply #5 on:]

Girls have cooties.

[Reply #6 on:]

Sexy cooties.

[Reply #7 on:]

How the hell did I get on this poll? All the others make sense!

[Reply #8 on:]

Everyone else has the sexy cooties and you just have the regular kind, maybe?

[Reply #9 on:]

How the hell did I get on this poll? All the others make sense!

Might have something to do with the sexy cartoon of yourself in the MSpaint thread.

Which I have taken the liberty of recolouring.

[Reply #10 on:]

Wow, these are tough choices!  Four very different smart, attractive women (and FishyJoe is pretty dapper, too).  I really had to think long and hard about it, but in the end I gave my vote to the one I think I'd most enjoy spending an afternoon with.  Going to a new sci-fi film, exploring a museum, baking cookies and discussing Futurama, etc.

[Reply #11 on:]

Unfortunately, that photo was drawn just a few days ago and therefore, I will have to resist it swaying my vote...however hard it may be to do so.

[Reply #12 on:]

For all the talk of people noming me for this award, I'm honestly surprised I'm not listed as one of the choices.

Yeah me too. Winna could have nommed you from twenty different accounts.

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For all the talk of people noming me for this award, I'm honestly surprised I'm not listed as one of the choices.  But in the end, I'll take this as a good thing.

If it helps, you barely missed out.

How the hell did I get on this poll? All the others make sense!

I don't. I had the same reaction you did.

Don't worry, maz, I'd cuddle you at nights

[Reply #14 on:]

I'd cuddle you too.

Might have something to do with the sexy cartoon of yourself in the MSpaint thread.

Which I have taken the liberty of recolouring.
*even sexier maz*

Awesome. Awesome to the mazx.

[Reply #15 on:]

I'm voting for Fishy Joe, even though I'm a guy and not a gay. 

My reasoning is that my votes for anyone else would totally be based on lust... and I have a problem with that... because all the girls listed are in romantic relationships.  That's what's important in life, family and relationships.  I know, I know... Fishy Joe is in a relationship... but he's also a guy, so I'm not actually voting on him because I have some sort of lustful urges associated with him, although he is quite fetching.... I'm voting for him because he's a total badass, and some sort of super dad, which should be a quality by itself that is ridiculously sexy.

For all the talk of people noming me for this award, I'm honestly surprised I'm not listed as one of the choices.  But in the end, I'll take this as a good thing.

I'm pretty sure that I'm the only one that said they were nominating you.  Mostly to try and trick you into admitting your gender....  However, I actually did nominate you for this award, but without knowing your gender, I doubt anyone else did.

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Hey..I didn't realise we were all in relationships. That's kind of neat, I guess. Either we're all still hot even though we're used goods, or we're only attractive because you can't play with us.

Or my favourite option; a little from column A, a little from column B.

In any event, how very honourable of you winna. I'd shake your hand anytime.

[Reply #17 on:]

Well thanks any1else, you're a sweet lass!

[Reply #18 on:]

Hey..I didn't realise we were all in relationships.

I think we should redo the poll, tnuk

[Reply #19 on:]

You just wish you were on there. Five times.

[Reply #20 on:]

I was shocked enough to get nominations in this category at all, so

[Reply #21 on:]

You were shocked? I not only got nominated, I got nominated enough to be in the top five. I feel like I should take a screen cap and blow it up and take it to my high school reunion in a few years. "You see this? People on the internet thought I was attractive. Shows what you know!"



But seriously, nobody who speaks German could be an unattractive man.

[Reply #22 on:]

Well, you are female so obviously you get noms, many of the girls do. Since guys mainly nominate girls, and girls also nominate girls and a few guys it's not easy to make the list at all

But seriously, nobody who speaks German could be an unattractive man.

You here that everyone! Bow down and kiss the dirt!

[Reply #23 on:]

So conceited, the lot of you. Hoorah for mobile webs, I bet this reply just cost me a whole pound

[Reply #24 on:]

I'm not secure enough in my own sexuality to vote for anyone besides FishyJoe...

[Reply #25 on:]

Why isnt Books on this one?

[Reply #26 on:]

Why isnt BooksBianca on this one?

Fixed.

[Reply #27 on:]

Why would anyone ever think of putting Books or Bianca on this one?

Fixed.

More Fixed.

[Reply #28 on:]

didnt you see my ass pic?

[Reply #29 on:]

I'm pretty sure that I'm the only one that said they were nominating you.  Mostly to try and trick you into admitting your gender....  However, I actually did nominate you for this award, but without knowing your gender, I doubt anyone else did.

Actually, Nibs posted that he voted for me (and is hoping I am a woman).

Well, you are female so obviously you get noms, many of the girls do. Since guys mainly nominate girls, and girls also nominate girls and a few guys it's not easy to make the list at all

Just like I stated earlier!

And if you have not stated you gender at all, it becomes even harder to make the poll since there is a 50/50 chance you could not get what you wanted.
Unless you are a girl of course, then regardless of my gender you could have a good time. 

[Reply #30 on:]

So I guess what you're saying is that it's awesome to be a girl because either way you get some?

[Reply #31 on:]

You know it! 

[Reply #32 on:]

Girls are fun no doubt but I still enjoy the good ol' fashion sex with a dude. But just for this, I shall be a bi and choose a hot sexy momma!

[Reply #33 on:]

didnt you see my ass pic?

No.

Morgan thinks mothers are sexy?

[Reply #34 on:]

Girls are fun no doubt but I still enjoy the good ol' fashion sex with a dude. But just for this, I shall be a bi and choose a hot sexy momma!

First, old fashion sex is fun and all, but try some reverse cowgirl, some sideways doggystyle, some something new, missionary gets it done, but it's boring.

Second, I'm going to pretend not to have seen the "just for this" part of your post, for my own twisted reasons. 

Carry on.

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Girls are fun no doubt but I still enjoy the good ol' fashion sex with a dude. But just for this, I shall be a bi and choose a hot sexy momma!

First, old fashion sex is fun and all, but try some reverse cowgirl, some sideways doggystyle, some something new, missionary gets it done, but it's boring.

You don't know me very well, now do you?

[Reply #36 on:]

Sadly, no.

I don't plan on dying soon, so I've got nothing but time.

[Reply #37 on:]

Girls are fun no doubt but I still enjoy the good ol' fashion sex with a dude. But just for this, I shall be a bi and choose a hot sexy momma!

Morgan loves the dick!

[Reply #38 on:]

I thought this was a family-friendly board Bend-err...

We've got 12 year olds on here!  Omg, will somebody think of the children......?

[Reply #39 on:]

Pfft, 12 year olds know all about sex anyway.