Final: FishyJoe vs. VelourFog

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This is it. The Final match-up. The winner of Morbo, FishyJoe, goes up against the winner of Zapp, VelourFog. Who'll win this year?

[Reply #1 on:]

FishyMason ftw.

[Reply #2 on:]

Wasn't it agreed that this was going to be settled by duelling banjos?

[Reply #3 on:]

The Fish!
Perhaps he'll make more youtube videos.
Mean Sandwich 2: The Sequel to Mean Sandwich 1? Take your time.

[Reply #4 on:]

Go Virginia!

Wait ...

[Reply #5 on:]

Go Chick-Fil-A!

[Reply #6 on:]

Hang on. Which one is going to be sacrificed, the winner or the loser?

[Reply #7 on:]

chicks before dicks!

[Reply #8 on:]

This has the potential to be very close, but knowing VF, with her adorable moderating powers, she'll win in a kitten coated rainbow landslide.

I haven't picked yet. Convince me!

[Reply #9 on:]

I haven't picked yet. Convince me!

Seconded.

A funny photo montage post will help. Now, go!

[Reply #10 on:]

If you don't vote for Fishy, you are essentially voting against vasectomies and want to over populate the world, why would you want that? Way to go asshole.

[Reply #11 on:]

To be fair, VF has had about a dozen abortions. They're both heroes.

[Reply #12 on:]

This has the potential to be very close, but knowing VF, with her adorable moderating powers, she'll win in a kitten coated rainbow landslide.

I haven't picked yet. Convince me!

Plus... I'm her fake account!

[Reply #13 on:]

Ms. Fog.

She's kind to my wife.  That's the only reason I need.

[Reply #14 on:]

Fishy's mean to your wife? 

[Reply #15 on:]

Fishy's mean to your wife? 

Yeah, he stole her last McNugget when we had lunch last week.

Greedy McNugget snatcher!

[Reply #16 on:]

   Yeah, he stole her last McNugget when we had lunch last week.

   Greedy McNugget snatcher!

Isn't that actually doing a favour to her nutritional well-being as well as to her taste buds?

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   Yeah, he stole her last McNugget when we had lunch last week.

   Greedy McNugget snatcher!

Isn't that actually doing a favour to her nutritional well-being as well as to her taste buds?

Oh no, you did not just insult chicken mcnuggets. You're so dead.

[Reply #18 on:]

KFC nuggets are better. Their chips, too.

[Reply #19 on:]

But the thing is, it's not so much about the item itself, but what comes with it

McDonalds Sweet n' Sour Sauce > KFC Sweet n' Sour Sauce

BUT:

KFC Chip Salt > McDonalds Chip Salt

[Reply #20 on:]

Best of three in a coin toss. VF had heads, 'cause she's got a pretty pace on her head. Jeff had tails 'cause he's got a tail.

VF won the first toss, Jeff won the second two, so I voted for Jeff.

I'm rooting for both of you. Go, draw!

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   Yeah, he stole her last McNugget when we had lunch last week.

   Greedy McNugget snatcher!

Isn't that actually doing a favour to her nutritional well-being as well as to her taste buds?

Kelly enjoys Haggis, for Christ's sake.  If anybody can eat Haggis and not hurl, a McNugget sure isn't going to kill their taste buds.

She also prefers Mutton over steak.  Blech.

[Reply #22 on:]

VF

Haggis is awesome, your wife has good taste Ralph

[Reply #23 on:]

ARgh... I read that as "and your wife tastes good, Ralph :creepysmilieface:"

[Reply #24 on:]

ARgh... I read that as "and your wife tastes good, Ralph :creepysmilieface:"

I'm not going to comment on that...

[Reply #25 on:]

Haggis is delicious.

Being a fake account of a moderator, I clearly already know who will win. :creepyrolleyesface:

[Reply #26 on:]

wrong account

[Reply #27 on:]

Incidentally, what does the winner of False Madness 2008 this year receive? We don't all have to chip in, do we?

But the thing is, it's not so much about the item itself, but what comes with it

McDonalds Sweet n' Sour Sauce > KFC Sweet n' Sour Sauce

BUT:

KFC Chip Salt > McDonalds Chip Salt

Generic suburban chicken shop chicken salt < everything else

*orders just a jar of salt and some pickled onions to demonstrate*

[Reply #28 on:]

<3 chicken strips.

Take that, nugget fans!

[Reply #29 on:]

Mmmmmm. McNuggets. Pulverized, extruded chicken product. Yum!

The ones that're shaped like america taste the best.

[Reply #30 on:]

Homer: Ah, finally a little quiet time to read some of my old favorites... Honey-roasted peanuts. Ingredients: Salt, artificial honey-roasting agents, pressed peanut sweepings...

[Reply #31 on:]

VF...because the coin I didn't toss said so.

[Reply #32 on:]

FishyJoe, because his sauce tastes the best!

[Reply #33 on:]

I'll kill you all in Vegas if I don't win.

So if you hate the people going to Vegas, then I guess Jeff's a shoe-in.

But seriously, there is no one on the whole internet that I'd rather lose a popularity contest to. I think the whole thing is pretty funny considering the fact that I'd never even be considered fit to vote-count a real life popularity contest.

I love everyone!

[Reply #34 on:]

That's a nice show of appreciation.  Of course, this must mean that you're losing right now, because I know you can see the poll.

[Reply #35 on:]

Ok, VF. Because she's actually made an attempt to buy us, and I like that.

[Reply #36 on:]

I'll kill you all in Vegas if I don't win.

that's convincing... Jeff!

i have no idea who goes to vegas

[Reply #37 on:]

I'm voting for Fishy.

[Reply #38 on:]

I voted for Jeff. I just don't believe PEEL is ready for a female Fall Madness winner.

[Reply #39 on:]

I was bored and rather than get an early night I crunched some numbers. [homer]Hmmm... numbers... [drools][/homer]

So far the person I have voted for has won 61.0% of the time and 55.1% of the voters have voted the same way I did.

In terms of both total votes cast and votes for the winner, the numbers seemed peak mid-way through Round One and have been generally on the decline since then.

Apparently I must have something against Pikka Bird because out of five times I didn't vote for him once, whereas when it came to airbagfailure I was up for it again and again and again and again... and again.

I have voted for VelourFog once and against her four times* while voting for FishyJoe four times and against him once. (It's a pity that this round will break that symmetry.)


* I would apologise but no doubt that would come across as being facetious.